semag when i had it for the first time it went away after 5 horrible minutes, too. but the next time it was even more painful and 1000times longer lasting. truly inspirational story bro.
silver, ok here we go. i was over at my mates village for one of these german "street beer partys" where everyone goes in the summertime. before it went out i downed a huge yummy vanille whey shake. my equipment was 3 bottles of lactose free milk for growing some muscles while partying, 4 bottles of bavarian beer for warm up and clothes my brandnew black wifebeater shirt and urban style army trouser. i had 4 bifis in my trouser for an occasional snack. his parents sponsored some grill meat and stuff, so i was drinking and nonstop eating meat and vegetables for some hours. feminist gf of a mate gave me compliments about my looks so i decided to drop the hate and all the gender war bull**** preached on this site and just focus on a fun time with her(but still wouldnt want to be in a relationship with her
). ok i was already drunken at this moment but still i think it's a pearl of wisdom!
two guys i only knew from seeing were entertaining me, telling me jokes and stuff. before we headed out i was taking a shower and then styling my hair. then i heard my mates sister(the one who rejected me in the other story haha) and her friend talking in the other room, so i went over. the sister asked if i could flex for her friend because she thinks im sooo hot. being generous as i am i gave her the favour and hit a side chest then a single biceps pose letting her touch my arm, she was heavily giggling, almost fainting from all the hyperventilating. the game was on, after the sister left us alone she was asking me in which im room im going to sleep and stuff. shutting down my rational mind and letting my d1ck speak for me i told her to come over after the party(she was fat).
then everyone grabbed a new beer and we headed to the party. the girl kept on gaming me with a nuclear weapon arsenal using compliments, rapport, kino, buying me beer, giving me cigarettes. she made me really drunk lol, i was too drunken to do anything worthy to write, only thing i remember is me doing a monologue about the importance of leg training to some guy lol. somewhen i lead her away from the crowd and kissed her this was the first kiss i initiated ever!
the way back to the home was really cool, we were lots of very drunken people, throwing each other into the bush and stuff, all i can say is the leg training paid off! then i kicked one of these reflectors on the side of the street out of his anker and used it to get 3 more of them, me having two, my mate one and the girl one. i fought against them like in american gladiators that was really fun. then we started hitting the street laterns out, some didnt go out, the one i hit didnt go out so someone made a wiseazz remark that i only look strong.
i hit against it till the reflector was demolished, take that you fool. the girl was trying to qualify to me and hit out a laterne with all her force, she was successful but it did leave a bloody cut on her arm, that you have from challenging me! me and my mate took out a big and heavy iron thing out of the ground, but the light of the house next to it did go on, so my mate gave it to me and run away, me doing a badazz farmers walk with it! my legs were so sore next day i couldnt workout lol.
back at my mates house we drunk some more. then everbody but my mate went to sleep, so she said she goes to sleep, after smoking a cigarette with my mate i went over and restarted making out with her. when we both were half naked the two guys who were missing arrived so we need to get the clothes back on, and starting again from ground zero rofl. she put on the LMR she never did that and she doesnt want only a ONS......i said i cant promise you marriage but it wont be thing for only one night(thinking about hitting it twice
)....she asked if it was okay if we dont have sex this night, i responded it is okay if you try hard to please me. so she did go down on me. somehow she doesnt want to take her panties of but wanted me to eat her out after that so i was like wtf this dont work and put on my clothes again and started drinking and smoking with the boys again.
when we finally slept skinny guy, the girl and me slept in one bed. skinny guy was sleeping at the edge pressed against the wall, i took up a lot of space so he accidantly "hit" me one time and was all sorry and stuff lol. funny thing is i was frightened of him and one of his friends in the past because he made fun of me(but AFAIK only the friend, not him). after one hour of sleep i was so hungry and woke up, plundering the fridge and eating all yogurts. i write some more later must go workout now
