I don't date anymore.
Let me explain why.
1. Dating is so fawkin tyical, wanna take her to the movies? Congratulations, dipsh!t you are just like all the other guys she has met. Why don't you just toss in some teddy bears and flowers while yer at it? Who knows, you just might get lucky and get a peck on the cheek when you drop her off at home before curfew.
2. Most of the time, you are expected to pay for her food/movie/whatever. This already puts you in the frame of being her supplicant/provider. Fawk that! I always go dutch or make her ass pay, these b!tches want gender equality? Fine by me!
3. Too time consuming. Dinner, Movie, a stroll through the park. Man I don't wanna go thru all that sh!t just for a piece of ass! Time is money and I am too cheap of a bastard to waste it.
So how is it that I am screwing several beautiful women right now and haven't taken a single one of them on a "date"?
Simple. I just live my life and take them along for the ride.
Sometimes I will take them on errands with me, or go shopping, that way I kill two birds with one stone, I get some of my personal sh!t taken care of and at the same time I get to see if this girl is worth my time. Basically I treat them like they are already my girlfriends and we are already past the bullsh!t dating phase.
A brief list of places I have taken my girls on our first "date"
- Laundromat
- Post Office
- Supermarket
- Clothing Store
- Pharmacy (to buy condoms)
- Pet Store (Awwwww look at the lil puppy-wuppy! Now suck my d!ck b!tch!)
You get the picture. No matter where we go, I always manage to get them to my house at some point to pick up something, drop something off, etc. 9 times out of 10, if they end up at my house, they get the c0ck.
That's right, while most guys are contemplating whether or not they should pull that lame-ass yawn move at the movie theater, I am busy plowing into her ass doggystyle, calling her a filthy slvt and blowing my load all over her face.
Some food 4 thought.
Let me explain why.
1. Dating is so fawkin tyical, wanna take her to the movies? Congratulations, dipsh!t you are just like all the other guys she has met. Why don't you just toss in some teddy bears and flowers while yer at it? Who knows, you just might get lucky and get a peck on the cheek when you drop her off at home before curfew.
2. Most of the time, you are expected to pay for her food/movie/whatever. This already puts you in the frame of being her supplicant/provider. Fawk that! I always go dutch or make her ass pay, these b!tches want gender equality? Fine by me!
3. Too time consuming. Dinner, Movie, a stroll through the park. Man I don't wanna go thru all that sh!t just for a piece of ass! Time is money and I am too cheap of a bastard to waste it.
So how is it that I am screwing several beautiful women right now and haven't taken a single one of them on a "date"?
Simple. I just live my life and take them along for the ride.
Sometimes I will take them on errands with me, or go shopping, that way I kill two birds with one stone, I get some of my personal sh!t taken care of and at the same time I get to see if this girl is worth my time. Basically I treat them like they are already my girlfriends and we are already past the bullsh!t dating phase.
A brief list of places I have taken my girls on our first "date"
- Laundromat
- Post Office
- Supermarket
- Clothing Store
- Pharmacy (to buy condoms)
- Pet Store (Awwwww look at the lil puppy-wuppy! Now suck my d!ck b!tch!)
You get the picture. No matter where we go, I always manage to get them to my house at some point to pick up something, drop something off, etc. 9 times out of 10, if they end up at my house, they get the c0ck.
That's right, while most guys are contemplating whether or not they should pull that lame-ass yawn move at the movie theater, I am busy plowing into her ass doggystyle, calling her a filthy slvt and blowing my load all over her face.
Some food 4 thought.