Cheating on your Girlfriend - Tactics

[STR8UP]

I can't tell you how many times I've heard:

"That's not MY hair. Who's hair IS it?"

Chicks also look for stains on the sheets, perfume/other girly smells left behind, and they COUNT CONDOMS.

One thing you gotta be really careful about is chicks "accidentally" leaving little things behind.

Raise your hand if you have ever found a hair scrunchie in the cushions of the couch or under the sheets.

:wave:

Little things like that are probably accidental but don't put it past a woman to leave things laying around to "mark her territory".

 

[steviecruiser]

I love having sex at my pad thats the problem..... but worst case scenario and she finds hair or another girl's possession... cant u just say it was from a long time ago??? I like JonWon's excuse too about making it seem like its a girl you are platonic with

 

[steviecruiser]

My main concern with hair is the bed and my clothes. Hair on the couch, in a car can or in the bathroom can easily be explained: your buddy and his girl stopped by, you gave them a ride, she used the bathroom... whatever. These are all spots where people you have over or hang out with will normally be, and there's nothing wrong with having company. Still make the effort to keep it clean, but you don't have to go total crazy.

The bed, however, is different. If there's any clue another woman was in it, the platonic explaination probibly won't fly straight with them even if they seem to buy it.

I basically never invite one woman over after another without an in-between washing of the blanket and all of the sheets. Not just for the hair, but also for the smells of women and of course sex. You won't smell this stuff yourself after a very short time because your nose adjusts to it, but these scents will hit a woman walking into your room even several days after the fact.

It's also good to check the floor and all of the pinch spots on the bedframe where a hair can get caught up and stay.

Excellent points... the smell of the other person can linger. Main thing to take away is to keep clothes and bed as clean as possible. How about sex marks on your body??? Some of the girls i screw are freaky and claw into me.. have you ever had that problem?

Also what do you all think about getting a seperate cell phone for your side plates?

 

[Unbridled_Phoenix]

Only the married guys need worry about getting prepaid cell phones.

The more I've seen, the more I believe in keeping them as far apart as possible. Different towns, different counties. You meet a plate's friend, plate's friends' brother sees you out with another girl, then they're both calling you and dragging your name through the mud. Seen and experienced this crap too many times.

Ya gotta keep em separated.

 

[steviecruiser]

It's only been a problem during the hot months when I like to walk around shirtless on the beach, poolside or around the house, especially early on in the summer before the tan takes hold. That's when they'll most likely notice, not during sex. But it all depends on how prominant these marks are against your skin tone and how much time you're allowing between sessions of sex with these different women. If you sleep with all of your plates in a single weekend and you're a fair-skinned guy, it's going to be a bigger problem than if you're darker and space sex a few days apart. This is really up to you to handle appropriately.

That said, in the throws of passion they won't keep count of how many times they dig their fingers into your back. If you can get them all to do it a little without drawing blood or leaving bad bruises, and one of them happens to catch a glimpse of your back one day, you can put it all on her. She'll be amazed with herself: "OMG! I did that?! Hee hee!!!"

Several reasons why I don't like it personally. One, it's an added expense I'd rather do without. Two, I don't want to carry two phones. Three, when you're spinning plates there is going to be some rotation going on: your main girl might bail, a side-plate becomes more of a main plate... whatever. And finally, pissed off girls love to explode your phone. Do you really want two of them?

Here's what I like about having only one phone:

If one girl calls while I'm with another and I don't answer it, it makes me look like I'm genuinely interested in my time with her; that I don't let my phone calls get in the way of our discussion or time together. The more it goes off and the more I don't answer it, the more guilty a woman I'm with will start to feel. Many of them even insist I take the call because they feel like they're getting in the way of my social life. In that case I step out, talk to one girl, finish up and then go back in and chill with the first.

Another thing I do is occasionally text back when I don't answer. I'll tell them I got their call but I'm busy, working, with a buddy, in a loud place, whatever, and that I'll call them back in a little while, later tonight or tomorrow. I do this fairly often, and many times my plates stop calling me out of the blue for BS, no-point, chit-chat just to see what I'm up to and will text me instead, asking if I'm available. I basically pick and choose my time to yack with them on the phone. I don't need two of them.

I usually say I got the marks from playing sports. Its worked well for me. Very slick about pretending they did it. I like that.

I see what you mean with the phone thing... and I agree to do that when you are spinning plates. But when you are in a commitment and others girl start texting you with affection and sexual innuendos it gets dangerous. I almost got caught this weekend as I got a hot text from another girl and my girlfriend asked to see my phone. I instinctively pulled it out of view and she became suspicious and a fight ensued. I lied and said it was personal manners with my family.

Here is another point I think we should address; How do you react if you get caught red handed? ie making out with another girl somewhere and your girl sees it or her friends or her seeing a message you wrote some other girl.

Do you say Im sorry it wont happen again I love you blah blah blah or do you try to deny it till you die?

 

[steviecruiser]

Excellent stuff Espi. Lets add it to our official Cheat Sheet

1 Spacing Girls apart
2 Avoid Exposure on Social media sites (facebook myspace)
3 Never let her see your cell
4 Use work and hobbies to give you the time to play
5. Purchase extra cell phone number *only if you can afford it
6. Put woman's name in phone as guys to mitigate their suspicion
7. Pay with cash so you don't leave a paper trail


I'm not sure how doctor's appointments last all day so I aint adding that one yet lol

 

[3countriesPlan]

Good ideas from the above poster. Develop hobbies and activities like "bowling night" with the guys to get you time out of the house. I have 5 SIM cards for numbers in HK, China, and Taiwan. One SIM in Taiwan is dedicated to all my plates. The other SIM is for when I'm around my gf. Stay away from her place of work. Also try to find out if any of her coworkers ever leave the office to visit clients, ask about these clients nonchalantly to pinpoint a location and the approximate route her coworkers take to meet them. Take your ladies on nature dates and never fucc a girl before going to see your gf. If you invite girls to your house make sure to keep her in a couple rooms so once you leave you can vacuum up any hair. Girls drop their damn hair everywhere!

 

[steviecruiser]

Good ideas from the above poster. Develop hobbies and activities like "bowling night" with the guys to get you time out of the house. I have 5 SIM cards for numbers in HK, China, and Taiwan. One SIM in Taiwan is dedicated to all my plates. The other SIM is for when I'm around my gf. Stay away from her place of work. Also try to find out if any of her coworkers ever leave the office to visit clients, ask about these clients nonchalantly to pinpoint a location and the approximate route her coworkers take to meet them. Take your ladies on nature dates and never fucc a girl before going to see your gf. If you invite girls to your house make sure to keep her in a couple rooms so once you leave you can vacuum up any hair. Girls drop their damn hair everywhere!

I think pinpointing where the co-workers go is a bit much. The idea of not being seen by as many people she knows certainly makes sense.

 

[steviecruiser]

Can someone address what to say if for example

Your girl catches you texting a flirtacious or sexually connotated message to someone else?

A friend/family/aquaintenance of hers sees you with another girl kissing somewhere?

Is denial the best option or do you work the card of I like you better and its over...

 

[Pickupmilitia]

Just make sure the chick you are doing it with is hot. If not then it isn't worth it. I do agree that most men cheat.

 

[muscleman]

If you're going to straight out lie to someone, it's going to come back around to you. There are girls that will date for a period of time without sexual exclusivity. If they give you an ultimatum, you can always walk away and find another who will date you for X amount of time before putting her foot down (if ever). Some girls are ok with casual dating, you just need to find the right ones. I believe most people who cheat do so as a way out. You're trying to have a committed relationship ("love and companionship"), but at the same time sexual freedom.

You're playing with fire here and you're gonna get burned, sooner or later. Hopefully you won't end up like Steve McNair, but it's a possibility.

While I can't provide any tactics, I can say this: I think you're going to regret doing it. One day when (... if) you find someone you want to settle down with, she may very well cheat on you, which may make it a lot harder since you will, most likely, feel like you got what you deserved.

What I'm trying to get at is that you don't have to take this path. You can make time for several coinciding, casual relationships where the girls don't know about each other, but you don't have to go to great lengths to lie to them.

 

[Pickupmilitia]

If you're going to straight out lie to someone, it's going to come back around to you. There are girls that will date for a period of time without sexual exclusivity. If they give you an ultimatum, you can always walk away and find another who will date you for X amount of time before putting her foot down (if ever). Some girls are ok with casual dating, you just need to find the right ones. I believe most people who cheat do so as a way out. You're trying to have a committed relationship ("love and companionship"), but at the same time sexual freedom.

You're playing with fire here and you're gonna get burned, sooner or later. Hopefully you won't end up like Steve McNair, but it's a possibility.

While I can't provide any tactics, I can say this: I think you're going to regret doing it. One day when (... if) you find someone you want to settle down with, she may very well cheat on you, which may make it a lot harder since you will, most likely, feel like you got what you deserved.

What I'm trying to get at is that you don't have to take this path. You can make time for several coinciding, casual relationships where the girls don't know about each other, but you don't have to go to great lengths to lie to them.

I agree it can be dangerous. And sure there are girls who you don't have to do this with. But relationships tend to lead to a comfort zone and a lot of times the guys in the relationships that still need to sew their oats even though they found a good mate.

I disagree with the OP in that it shouldn't be an overt practice. But if you can get away with it here and there and you aren't married then you could do it. Is it right if you are with someone? No Is lying right? No But its something we all do habitually

 

[Pickupmilitia]

Im curious why nobody has mentioned the "she is just a friend" line as defense

 

[COD]

WELCOME TO 2010...........PEOPLE CHEAT AND LIE.........since the begining of time.

having something on the side is acceptable today.......(insert hollywood icon)

cheating 101 (article I wrote 2 YEARS AGO) SUMS IT UP.

SIDE NOTE-if U gotta resort to lying.........sounds like you are not a true DJ.

 

[Warrior74]

Im curious why nobody has mentioned the "she is just a friend" line as defense

They know that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSDXcpXJr4M

 

[Pickupmilitia]

We can at least learn a good lesson from our dear friend Tiger Woods

NEVER LEAVE VOICEMAILS!

 

[Reyaj]

Whoever mentioned the shedding of hair was dead on.... I found hairs from the girl I cheated with up to a week later after I had intensly tried to search for traces of them.

 

[Reyaj]

Anyone here actively do this? Share some stories, even if its about you getting caught. We all can learn from our mistakes

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Ryaj,
Sticky Tape is useful,picks up hair very easily....Bed,Pillows,hair brushes,towels,shower, Bathroom Floor,all need to be meticulously examined....You have a short haired blonde or Red Head then bed an Asian Girl its fatal.....Sometimes in these circumstances I have found Hairs Six months later.

 

[Reyaj]

Dear Ryaj,
Sticky Tape is useful,picks up hair very easily....Bed,Pillows,hair brushes,towels,shower, Bathroom Floor,all need to be meticulously examined....You have a short haired blonde or Red Head then bed an Asian Girl its fatal.....Sometimes in these circumstances I have found Hairs Six months later.

Do you mean that lint remover roll? If there's any device you have in mind can you paste a link?

I totally agree with hair turning up months later.... It seems to pop up out of nowhere also... The last time I did it, I literally put my sheets and blankets in the wash... maybe that was too much of a paranoid move but its better to be safe than sorry right?

I was still finding hairs on the bed post!