Can I just say

[Fruitbat]

Uniting one’s unmentionables from the Doggystyle position is more difficult than it should be.

surely I’m not the only man who’s often spent a little too long trying to do this. And occasionally locating the southern territory by mistake?

 

[zekko]

I thought it was just me.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Big gut and small coq?

 

[Fruitbat]

Big gut and small coq?

At Least it gets hard without a pump, grandad!

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

At Least it gets hard without a pump, grandad!

Your gut?

 

[Serenity]

I just push her back down to tilt her ass up, makes it a lot easier to see.

 

[Scaramouche]

Hi FruitBat,
Amsterdam might be a little Older,but he's not the one asking for advice!

 

[Fruitbat]

Hi FruitBat,
Amsterdam might be a little Older,but he's not the one asking for advice!

If he’s giving it all that about my tiny coq he should wind his neck in

 

[Scaramouche]

If he’s giving it all that about my tiny coq he should wind his neck in

Hi Fruitbat,
Yeah...you have a point,but Manners do maketh the Man.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

"Uniting Unmentionables?" Is that traveler slang or something?

I've never untied anything "from" something, usually if they're coming from the same place, they're already united.


Mods, we need a "huh?" emoticon.

"Penetration" is a word OP. These Brits, I tell ya...

That being said, thanks for the new sig. I may even field test that line on some chicks.

Or rather, "I maybe even fields testes that line one someone's birds", as OP would say.