Can I just say

[Fruitbat]

Uniting one’s unmentionables from the Doggystyle position is more difficult than it should be.

surely I’m not the only man who’s often spent a little too long trying to do this. And occasionally locating the southern territory by mistake?

 

[zekko]

I thought it was just me.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Big gut and small coq?

 

[Fruitbat]

Big gut and small coq?

At Least it gets hard without a pump, grandad!

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

At Least it gets hard without a pump, grandad!

Your gut?

 

[Serenity]

I just push her back down to tilt her ass up, makes it a lot easier to see.

 

[Scaramouche]

Hi FruitBat,
Amsterdam might be a little Older,but he's not the one asking for advice!