Can I just say

[Fruitbat]

Uniting one’s unmentionables from the Doggystyle position is more difficult than it should be.

surely I’m not the only man who’s often spent a little too long trying to do this. And occasionally locating the southern territory by mistake?

 

[zekko]

I thought it was just me.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Big gut and small coq?

 

[Fruitbat]

Big gut and small coq?

At Least it gets hard without a pump, grandad!

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

At Least it gets hard without a pump, grandad!

Your gut?

 

[Serenity]

I just push her back down to tilt her ass up, makes it a lot easier to see.

 

[Scaramouche]

Hi FruitBat,
Amsterdam might be a little Older,but he's not the one asking for advice!

 

[Fruitbat]

Hi FruitBat,
Amsterdam might be a little Older,but he's not the one asking for advice!

If he’s giving it all that about my tiny coq he should wind his neck in

 

[Scaramouche]

If he’s giving it all that about my tiny coq he should wind his neck in

Hi Fruitbat,
Yeah...you have a point,but Manners do maketh the Man.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

"Uniting Unmentionables?" Is that traveler slang or something?

I've never untied anything "from" something, usually if they're coming from the same place, they're already united.


Mods, we need a "huh?" emoticon.

"Penetration" is a word OP. These Brits, I tell ya...

That being said, thanks for the new sig. I may even field test that line on some chicks.

Or rather, "I maybe even fields testes that line one someone's birds", as OP would say.

 

[Fruitbat]

"Uniting Unmentionables?" Is that traveler slang or something?

I've never untied anything "from" something, usually if they're coming from the same place, they're already united.


Mods, we need a "huh?" emoticon.

"Penetration" is a word OP. These Brits, I tell ya...

That being said, thanks for the new sig. I may even field test that line on some chicks.

Or rather, "I maybe even fields testes that line one someone's birds", as OP would say.

If we are going that route, (pronounced Root not Roat BTW) then let’s talk about how your poorly derived American babble talks of running a business “outa Texas”. If you’re out of Texas, where the hell are you? Did you mean a business from Texas?

I would probably re-phrase this as “try it out on some clunge”. Can also use the term “crumpet” or “skirt”. Birds is perfectly acceptable.

If you progress, and so do your countrymen, we may permit you to rejoin the empire.

 

[Bible_Belt]

If you’re out of Texas, where the hell are you?

Deepinahearta, I suspect.

 

[CornbreadFed]

Nah it’s just you

 

[Jor-El]

Unmentionables ? What do they become if we mention them ?

 

[Bingo-Player]

Sideways under the covers is when it can get a bit tricky , Doggy is straightforward as it comes unless its absolutely pitch dark but I prefer having the lights on during sex anyway

 

[Fruitbat]

I think this is not entirely due to my micropenis.
I’ve always preferred petite women and virtually all my partners have been 5 4 or less.

I’m tall so I think this stems from both the micropenis, being a complete retard and also that being long legged and tall Vs the hobbits I prefer makes the angles challenging

 

[BeExcellent]

Yes. You've got to do something with your lanky legs.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Reverse cowgirl

 

[Barrister]

It’s rare for me to feel completely lost on what is trying to be said by an OP but this thread succeeded. Doggystyle seems to be the absolute easiest for me to “get in and get out” if you will. But maybe I’m misunderstanding.