well this thread has been done before so i am just gunna copy and paste my replies from those threads
A Street Pimp's Perspective
*cracks knuckles*
**WARNING HUMOUR AHEAD**
pimpin' the streets and the car scene is where i get most of my women ( crack h0s )
what car do you own ?
if it is not fast and furious do you have the street pimps other double barrel shotgun ? the crack h0s vibrator of the year ?
YES thats right.... SUBWOOFERS !!!! 130db +
do you know where the local hang out is in your city for the FAST AND FURIOUS crowd ? ie. where can you find the most drug dealers per square metre in your city ?
THIS IS WHERE YOU START
the offical home of that sometimes very hot sometimes very not CAR $LUT
you know. the chicks that have slept with everyone with a car with neons
FULLY SICK BRO !!!
ok you don't want THOSE chicks. what you want are the ones who are looking to become those chicks. i refer to them as "fresh off the boat". the new chicks on the scene or better yet you take your fast and furious replica vehicle to another spot ( local mall ) and start signing chicks up to star in a movie that your friends are making in the city based on hot import cars ( chicks fall for this one lol )
competition is fierce for these car $luts. you will be up against some of your city's largest suppliers of Ecstacy and Speed/Meth.
But as a Don Juan you can overcome their advantage with GAME
expect some haters to bring drama
hold your turf and keep your h0s in line
IT'S ABOUT RESPECT
these chicks are like lions. smallest bit of weakness. BAM YOU GET DONE OVER.
don't get stuck driving a chick and her friends around. isolate and escalate.
get a wingman. car scene is a 2 on 2 situation at first most times.
SEX IN CARS :
only negative to a ricer car. muscle cars rule for this ( plenty of room ).
never park in the same spot to have sex with the same chick. for some reason they complain ?
you will become a jedi master at maximising your ricers backseat space
have a cd in your stacker or in the player that is for SEX ie. all the right songs to keep the mood where you want ( R&B top 40 with a hip hop beat )
before you drop her off buy her a cheeseburger AFTER sex if she is hungry
DON'T BE A CHEAP BASTARD !
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote: Don Juanabbe
“ What are you Vanilla-bloody-Ice? “
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76455&highlight=chrome
and then
this is where me and 90% of the Don Juans on this forum disagree
this is where i also have 90% more experience than most of those same Don Juans
what is the thread topic ?
GIRLS and nice cars
you have to look past what WE AS MEN think of cars.
ricer versus muscle car etc etc. neons suck etc etc.
WHAT DOES THE MIND OF MOST MODERN 2005 WOMEN think about cars ?
do they like hot import cars with neons ?
HELL YES
do they like 130db + sound systems ?
HELL YES
do they like FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES
HELL YES
DO THEY LIKE CHROME RIMS ?
HELL YES
do most women know the difference between a GTS and a GTR Skyline ?
HELL NO
do most women know the difference between a BMW 318i and a 330ci ?
HELL NO
it's about EMOTION. how the car makes them FEEL. they see the BMW badge and their brain ticks a certain way. dude the BMW can be 5 years old.
THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. all the woman cares about and how she interprets the car is HOW IT MAKES HER FEEL.
while i can appreciate all you Don Juans who seem to own BMW and Mercedes and say " i don't brag " yada yada yada
am i the only Don Juan that pimps on a budget ?
am i the only Don Juan that hasn't been to college ?
am i the only Don Juan that doesn't drive a Mercedes ?
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**