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Her ----> Manipulating game player. You ------> Falling right into her trap and willing to hand her your ballss in a paper bag. I've shown my girlfriend naked pictures of my exes. I don't give a crap what she thinks. I hate to tell you this man, but you saying: the most terrifying...

When a girl spreads her legs, it means she wants you to screw her silly.

From previous experience this is a bad idea. I did this once and I really regret it. Every time I had sex with her I thought about my buddy already tearing it up. Plus, even though he said it didn't bother him I found out years later that it actually did. There's so much poon out there...

Dane Cook made Maxim's 50 lamest things list: --------- 43. Dane Cook Some comics get better each time out. And others prove to be Boston frat-boy douchebags who used up their 15 minutes of funny long ago. Goodbye! --------- I have to agree with them. I think my grandma is funnier...

This girl just found out she's pregnant and is looking for a chump to foot the tab.

If she's not horribly ugly why not tell her you want a booty call and nothing more. If she looks like an urangutang then you may just tell her that you're in a "complicated" relationship right now.

If you tell people that you "have no life" they are going to be inclined to believe you and will do their best to avoid you. Never put yourself down... especially in front of women. By the way, GGTW... thanks for the compliment... Right back at you.

But that's my point... Why do you have to get somebody something on this stupid made up holiday? I never said women don't get men anything - though from my experience women usually aren't as obligated to get the man as expensive a gift, if anything at all. I just said that most men go...

There is a word for being forced to something in order to avoid a consequence from someone... it's called EXTORTION. I do business with a financing company and my rep there is a girl who is 25 and we've become friends through talking so much to do deals. When I told her that I wasn't doing...

Went to the supermarket today to get a sub (Boar's Head turkey... yum) and the cashier was this cutie with brown hair and blue eyes. Cute dimples when she smiled (She's 21 and I would say an 8). I said, "How's your day going so far?" She said, "Pretty good. I'm new here." I said...

There is nothing more AFC than Valentine's Day. It is essentially a day where men supplicate to women. I was in the supermarket today getting a sub for lunch and you should have seen all the fools racing to get flowers, balloons, chocolates, cards and anything else that would allow them to...

I'm going to keep saying it til I'm blue in the face... Lines don't work! Talk to a chick like she's anybody else.

Have you ever walked down the street and had a homeless guy approach you? He usually said, "Excuse me..." and immediately you went into defensive mode. It's the same thing when you do it - the girl goes into defensive mode. Try just a casual conversation starter relavent to the situation. If...

You say, "Me and Ashley, don't really have feelings for each other, we just like to have fun, and party." Yet you don't want her to keep seeing Joe.... Who are you kidding?

Making out with drunk girls is an American institution that this country was founded on. The framers of our Republic would be spinning in their grave if they were to hear you be ashamed of it. Why do you think Mardi Gras was invented? It was so women would have an excuse to get drunk and...

Man, what I wouldn't give for a virgin... Essentially she's not going to give it up unless she's sure you're going to stick around. The fact that you said that she's a 7.5 means you have doubts as to how pretty you think she is. If that's the case then chances are you're not going to consider...

I make it a habit to just mention something casual to every girl I see. Sometimes, a conversation develops... sometimes not. No big deal.

She's most probably an undercover police officer baiting you into sending her innapropriate material.

As a rule, women usually always hedge their bets in love. Chances are she's being banged by some other guy and now he's ready to take it further. She now sees that she can safely move to the next relationship. Sorry buddy.. time to move on.

I've been harping about using casual conversation starters to get it started with women. This is is a perfect example. I'm at the grocery store and I see this really cute girl in the bread aisle. She passes by and her asss looks so nice and tight - she's got kind of a dancer's body which I...