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Give er the damned biggest granny panties any human would ever lay eyes on, girls appreciate unique gifts if their open minded. The last gift I gave a girl was a framed picture of me giving the finger, to this day it lay on her bedside counter, so every morning she gets a f*ck you from yours...

Now, I asked a question, someone else is interested in knowing too, its obviously a muscle, it can be trained, so dont tell me its pointless, because its just something Im up for doing. If you don't know any exercises for this, dont bother replying.

since the tongue is a muscle, is there any way to do stretches to make it longer? Hey, after all, lesbians get a kick out of replacing a penis with a tongue, and sometimes its probably better and certainly doesnt carry the same risks, Ive read that there ways to lengthen your tongue through...

unfortunately, I cant next her, shes my best friend and best lover. But now weve broken up because she says she doesnt want to be in any relationship at all. She changed that weekend she was gone, she says since then shes been getting little crushes on anybody for different reasons, is there any...

My girlfriend has a thing for subtle "I like yous" just out of curiousity, anybody know any?

Good words renegade, it was my plan to be extra loose about this coming up, we came mighty close to losing each other there last night. But we finally figured it out and we're taking a week off from each other at the moment, and after that Im being that hard to get bugger I was around the...

Actually shes been going through rough times as of late, her uncle/godfather had been sick during the time she was away and had died just yesterday. She went through a whole list of things that were bothering her. First she said it was that she thought she couldn't please me (she always was...

I've got me a problem, im in a LTR and shes pretty much my dream girl, shes practically a perfect copy of me except with breasts. I've been with her 3 months now and we like each other alot. But last weekend she went away with a friend to a bluegrass festival, at the festivals the bands have...

ha well considering vin diesel openly admitted to being gay...:D

ive been using this tip and it works wonderfully for a long time, at the moment theres the fun one "gumby" and the stacked one "chesty"

...the thread lives on, and by the way, can't you recognize that ( . )( . ) is that mysterious part of the female anatomy known as breasts? its a fairly original thing after all how many people have body part drawings for screen names? and P.S. these digital breasts are all you will be seeing...

well anything short of me handing ya a package of testicle enhancing cream theres nothing i can do, being a man is something everybody should do on their own, their own way, just think about what you think is right (without going nuts) and do it!

im an amateur biologist at best and I learnt that through the atkins diet you can screw your kidneys, since the kidneys wasn't designed to filter out all that much protein at a time (by the process of hydrolysis to break apart the petide bonds between the proteins to form the amino acids that...

and one towards them guys who just cant stand what a better don juan ya are; "tell me, when you were born, was that the first AND last time you saw female genetalia?"

"if my pants arent at my ankles, dont open your mouth" "hear of the disease penis frostbite? Really? you were the carrier" "dont you have a bra to burn?"

depends, (this is gonna be disturbing) on what kind of disease, if you want your own little cold sore farm then by all means go for miss november of herpes monthly, same thing if you have a beard...crabs dont go well beards,so besides the diseases you can get from contact then yes you can get it...

man: has a penis woman: has a vagina if there were more than that this conversation wouldnt exist, theres comparisons and contrasts for everything, when you start saying something is better than another (except for sex vs. enemas) then you are only making it up as you go along, I really...

anybody here have any experience/success with it? thanks

enough condoms to build a dingy in an emergency and a cyanide pill for rejections

well usually its the principal of picking up women BEFORE you get in your car and if you keep it clean and working it will get you points but not how big and expensive it is, I myself own a 76' 180Eclass mercedes with spoiler, its practically a racing car that tops out at 210, it was BUILT for...