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Clooney treats women like rental cars. He leases them for a couple years and trades them in for a new model.

Fat girls will gravitate to anything that gives them a second glance, they are the worst-case scenario last kid picked for kickball and equivalent of the male AFC. They are tired of humping traffic cones. They practically have a flashing neon sign flashing that says: Open for business, with...

Or just watch any episode of Vampire Diaries or Heart of Dixie to see wuss-dom in action.

Spin plates.

Bad idea to wear a condom in the bath or a pool. Not only will the chlorine in the pool eat at the rubber and risk leakage, but it's very awkward. Just don't "nut" in the pool. That's gross man. :box:

*facepalm*

Yes, have more than one. Preferably 3 going at once. And you won't even need to worry about that dreaded "L" word. Let her say the "L" word first. Then be like.. "I love me too." And don't even think about the "M" word. If you think marriage is expensive, wait until you have a divorce.

Society is becoming more acclimated to the racial and gay stereotype. The 90s paved the way, but there will always be a level of intolerance to a degree. Go for it.

Just look on the cover of just about EVERY paperback romance novel and tell me what you see guys? Hmm? Do you think a girl would fantasize about what the book would be like if they put Mr. Pretzel dude with a pocket protector on the cover?

Tell her you have a raging case of herpes simplex and that you only get 3" when hard. That should do the trick.

His sob story sounds too contrived and half-baked to be taken seriously people. Delta pilot, huh? I'm sure he volunteered this info while he was macking your girl, right? lol But, hey, I got to run to the "Shell" to get a tin foil hat. BRB.

CAUTION: tin foil hats required beyond this point. There's nothing more salivating than witnessing the birth of a conspiracy. On October 26 Nuclear Missiles Go Offline after Computer "Error" in Wyoming. (yeah, if you believe that cover story), Now this happens... I find it hard to...

I don't need to watch some video to know racism exists. It's a foregone conclusion that it always will.

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"How to talk to a police officer." There, fixed the title of this thread.

Most pu$$y whipped guys are AFC through and through.

Unfortunately, this has almost become the rule and not the exception. Girls wanna do an instant "background check" so to speak and to look at your pics and see if you have any pics of other girls on your profile. :eek: They usually nag you until you give them your address to it then they...

Rando = random loser Creeper = usually a guy that's older say 10 years at least that's making advances on a younger girl. Sketchball = ugly, undesirable person: basically an synonym of "creeper."

"I CAN and WILL walk away at any time." Fixed it for you.

Looks like a copy and paste job he sends to hot girls all the time. :rolleyes: Notice the itemized list with those nerdish questions. Seeking acceptance, approval and validation is so... SCARY and REPELLING to women! Don't do this unless you are trying to get a guest appearance on that show...