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When I was forty I banged a woman in her fifties a few times. She aged well and looked younger than her age. Surprisingly tight and gave good head. Open for everything. She ended it with me but cooked, cleaned, washed and folded my laundry for me for almost three months after the last lay.

I banged a very attractive coworker once; she came to me though. I would just make small talk with her when appropriate, and eventually she asked me out. I had her on the first date. It was my first legit hottie and I was stoked. However, word got around and a lot of my male coworkers became...

She is walking. You are not. When she passes say hello... The tourist/spring break beaches are probably easier for getting lei’d, but it’s going to be a sh!t show.

Do college girls count?

Block busters or gtfo

I’m moving toward a 25% meat, 75% plant diet. Tom Brady (40s) and Kelly Slater (50s) are prime examples of this and arguably, some of the greatest athletes of our time. I’ve tried strictly vegetarian diets, but like you say, sooner or later I just end up eating over-processed garden burgers...

I have. With two different women. Banged/got blown by them at least ten times each. Never contracted it, at least no symptoms...Both were upfront and on antiviral meds. Risk of catching it is very low unless they are within about 3 days of a breakout. Was it foolish, did I roll the dice? Yes...

BJ + T1tty Fcuk combo is the best.

Not really, noticed some soreness in the functioning leg and armpits though. Focus on your diet. I put on a few pounds because the drive through was easier. Keep an eye out for wet floors on rainy days. I slipped out a few times entering buildings. Get one of those knee scooter things if you can.

I have noticed women checking me out when I’m doing pull ups. Heading back to the gym and hopefully a more normal life in May.

A.l.

Surely one can self-identify as a poc these days?

About five years ago I had a Southwest stewardess sit and talk with me on a cross-country flight for about half an hour. It was a red eye and the plane wasn’t full. I was sitting in the last row because the back half of the cabin was nearly empty. She initiated the conversation by asking about...

My current beverage rotation: Seltzer water w/ frozen fruit instead of ice Iced green tea (make sure the bags are paper as a lot of them have plastic components these days) w/ lemon and stevia w/ a cheat meal: The occasional 0 calorie soda The occasional beer

I was thinking recently that if I start to worry about losing a woman, that just means my rotation is either non-existent or needs to increase. Abundance is a mindset and a practice.

Ford F-150

If you like his movies check out his variety show from the 70s