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I'm scared of the Russian Mafia. And I'm not a girl... Gipper

Naw, I dated a chick who snorted coke off the back of a men's room toilet. Relax. Gipper

Ricky, you are wound way too tight. You are thinking way too hard about stuff that should be instinctive. Take a deep breath and relax. Gipper

Pugsley, this is not a new situation. Newbies, by their very nature are inexperienced and need our help. I agree that a few of them are very annoying and have no clue about how to use the search feature on this site, but it's just the nature of the beast. Take a deep breath, read and...

All right, I'll give you the good news first: You are doing exactly the right thing by dating multiple chicks. Why? It's the best way to weed out the flakes, and it's in your best interests to avoid one-itis. The bad news: I sense you are pretty young, and don't have the juggling skills or...

Why are you worried about a look-alike? It sounds like the real thing is much easier to bag! Gipper

Don't sweat it. This will not be the last time, but you will improve with every approach. Glad to see someone on this site has balls enough to do something instead of whining about it. Well done! Gipper

I'm a full-time Mechanical Engineer and I''ve been able to keep three "plates" spinning at once. You have to plan a little bit ahead and not let the chick dictate the schedule. If her interest is high enough, you can do it. Of course, three months is about as long as I could pull it off...

I'm pretty sure you have to enroll, pay tuition, buy books and attend classes. Oh yeah, you have to drink a lot of beer. Unless they've changed things lately... Gipper

Without a doubt, the coolest, funniest thread title in the history of this site! I can't really think of a good workaround, but I commend you on your creative writing! "C0ckblocked by Jesus" Priceless! Gipper

Yeah, I've got "Bruce Willis during Die Hard" hair. I keep it pretty short, and it's never been an issue. If you're really self-concious about it, seek out the best hair stylist you can afford. Some of these chicks can work miracles, and I even got a couple of dates from one! Otherwise...

One of the most brilliant men I know sounded off on the subject of flakey chicks. Let's take a look... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16982 Gipper

Gipper chokes up on his baseball bat. He swings, he hits. Thud. He swings again. THUD!!! Yep, the horse is still dead... Gipper looks around for a Moderator... G.

You are not administering enough alcohol. Gipper

00Kevin, Wow. You are lusting after your hygienist. That seems a little like a chick lusting after her OB/GYN. Anyway, you only see her every 6 months, right? Why didn't you ask for her phone number? Was she wiping spit off your chin at the time? I don't mean to sound harsh, but...

solvibe, You are not going to transform yourself overnight; it's going to take time and practice. And you will crash and burn many times. Sorry, but it's a fact of the process. Practice talking to every girl you lay eyes on: mention the weather, her shoes or jewelry (chicks dig that)...

I concur with comote and Survivor on this one. You chose to ask her out knowing she lived an hour away, so you have to step up and make it happen. This is one of the problems I have with Doc Love. Some of his advice is OK, but when he gets into his mindset of, "If she doesn't crawl across...

Phew. It sucks, but there's not much you can do. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, so to speak. But, the positive thing is, you grew up a little. At 19, you amped up and lost control, but it's understandable at that age. This may be salvageable, but I doubt it. Play it...

Ha ha ha ha !!! Maybe not. But you know penkitten better than I... Gipper

penkitten, I hope you've mis-typed. All I found was... http://provac.com/home.html Something about vacuum pumps... Confused Gipper