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The only trick is adaptability and the perseverance to not give a fvck about her opinion of who you should be. Chronological age is absolutely meaningless in the courtship ritual.

Completely. Fun night to be had by us all.

One of the Brothers here sent me a PM asking to expound on the meaning and motivations behind my signature. First, let's properly describe a "broken b!tch". According to Karma's Chicktionary: Bro-ken [broh-kuhn] - Fragmented. B!tch [bich] - a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person...

No. Sex should be exploratory and a growing experience. It's not always going to be a transcendental experience, but it should be a learned one. Listen, I'm not a solely spiritually led guy. When I'm with my woman, that is time she and I use to grow together. I had my current girlfriend...

Let's get one goddamned thing straight. Women don't do anything to us WE don't allow them to do. You first need to accept responsibility for all of the drama you chewed on. Then you can learn a life lesson from it, then take your next step forward. New slices of pie will not make your...

Fvcken A! Cigars beckon...

Through training, determination, force of will, and a heaping spoonful of Aleister Crowley's influence; I've crossed the abyss. The abyss is that place where fear and trepidation overrule your decision making processes. If seduction wasn't a "Dark Art" every fvcking simpleton Joe Schmoe...

Don't sweat BigKneel. He's pissed because no one takes him seriously. This was a poor attempt at interjecting himself to garner some attention. I doubt he stood up long enough to read this portion. This is good.

Yeah, like a group of guys who are perfectly willing to believe every-fvcking-word a chick tells them because she knows he's desperate enough to want to believe her bullsh!t. The actions of those few desperate clingers are enough to taint the pool. You make it a point to save her from...

Here's your remedy: 1. Take a deep breath from your diaphragm. 2. Turn 180 degrees from her. 3. Run as far and as fast as you can. 4. Don't look back. Not once. The last vision of you, from her eyes, is ass and elbows. You will be sucked into her black hole of self-loathing and...

He's 17. You know what I was doing at 17? I was fvcking chicks and buying my first home. Give the kid some slack. He can quote all three of those damned "Walk to Mount Doom" movies. That's no small feat.

I see SoSuave as a place that's morphed down to a "tricks and shortcut" lair meetup. In the Golden Age of SoSuave we old-timers made it a point to ask questions which helped us grow as men (and the occasional bird). I come here every now and again to try and get it back to it's glory...

Fvck waiting. I don't have time to bullsh!t around, nor do I have any need to pay, either with my time or attention; for her pvssy. We're all adults. If there's a spark there, I'm going to express to her my desire to open her sexual experience. Then I'm going to wax that ass like Raindance.

I'm all in. Corona cigar downtown Orlando 20:00 It'll be good to see you Brothers again.

A-motherfvckin-men. Women are the worst misogynists.

You know what the result of this thread is? A love connection. Tight AzZe and the Dwarf found each other. Somewhere Chuck Woolery is dancing a fandango. You lovebirds enjoy your pis(s)tols. To the rest of you numbnuts, I'll oversimplify this thread: If a chick puts herself in a spot she...

The only thing you'll accomplish with your bullsh!t bravado and .22 is a quick obituary. Too weak-minded to see what an infant you truly portray yourself. I sh!t bigger than your ego. TyTe 'AzZe will be well suited for the guys in prison when you fvcking shoot someone for lookin' at yo' 'ho.

Save every b!tch you can son. See how far in the hole it gets you. Kids, gotta love 'em.

It's not the worst thing you can do. It shows you have a standard you'll never fall below. It shows you don't need to reward her bad behavior. It shows she's just a piece until she's proven otherwise. Let her stew on it. It'll make her drip honey.

Look under your belly if you really want a chuckle. The chicks you've paid to look all have. Keep posting man, maybe one day your dark green dots will turn light green.