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how do we place our orders with you? i'd like a 14 inch black penis and a new jaw. how much will that cost me?

buy some bengay / A535 and rub it on your neck, it will relax you. get hte strong minty one also, the smell will overpower your olfactory senses and for some reason i found it made me forget about smoking. other than that you have to do the one thing thats hardest to do - try to stop...

crazy sh*t.

somethings definitely amiss if she's doing everything but kissing. sounds like she has some serious intimacy issues. the 24 year age gap between the two of you might also be an issue. perhaps she sees you a bit as a daddy figure and psychologically (for whatever the reason) is comfortable...

i know her, she's a transexual. why the f*ck do you think a transexual is the hottest woman ever?

i worked 30+ hours a week while going full time to university. looking back on it im not sure how i did it (oh to be 20 again and have that kind of energy). i'd have to know the details of the loans to give proper advice. here in canada you can get loans that do not charge you any interest...

ya, i'd let it slide. if it starts happening more often then you have a problem, but right now you don't. does she apologize when she is late? by NO MEANS am i excusing women who are late, but i can understand how it can happen now and then, it takes them a while to get ready and...

the older i get hte more i realize how important it is to tune out the world around you and just live your life. im more focused on my own backyard than what anyone else is doing with their back door.

i would be very interested to see stats on initiated divorces based on age demographics. i bet it would be something like the following... 18-25 - 50% women initiate (why leave when the guy doesn't have much to take yet!) 25-40 - 90% women initiate (they have the kids...

FYI guys - i think i've got a job (its pretty much a go - just need to sign the contract next week). not the dream job, but its a good job that pays well!

i have thought about it, but honestly i don't spend that much time here. while it may seem that way its only a few minutes a day.

i just have to say.... that writer should be fired. after reading the first few paragraphs i had no clue what the hell was going on. number one rule of journalism.... explain to your reader the background of what you are about to discuss. this moron opens with a quote, which while...

i think the guys who like big butts like them when the woman is in good shape. but the reality is that most women with big butts generally have cellulite, big thighs, etc. guys love curves - so anything that is curvy on a woman they will want to touch with their penis. but most...

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved...

pretty much the same thing that defines a quality man - someone who takes accountability for their actions. as simple as though.

just like women won't waste time with a man who they aren't attracted to or who fails to exhibit qualities that suggest he will be a good provider in the future... so to men should not waste time on women who are not prepared to satisfy their sexual needs. a man becomes the prize when he no...

when you think of the fact that the universe is a gazillion trillion billion miles in diameter, and that in all this cold inhospitable space this tiny little planet exists that created life. then think about how out of a gazillion sperm that your dad released in his time alive, out of all of...

perversion of human nature is like saying the rain was wet.

hahahaha. whether the end is coming or not, just enjoy life and stop worrying about. i will make a prediction that is going to blow your mind. i predict that within the next 120 years that every single human being on the face of the planet today WILL BE DEAD! thats right, over 6...

interceptor is bang on. i'd like to add the following though... after getting dumped your out of practice, nervous, over thinking things (especially outcomes), etc. what you need to ask yourself when you wake up in the morning is the following: Will life lead me to where am I...