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Don't say "I love you" unless you mean it. Ever seen Swimfan? Anyway, I don't think there is a way out of this situation, you could just play "cool guy" and be all "I was just trying to get some" or something. Or you could say you were drunk to the guys and "emotionally overrun" to the girls.

I actually like the peacock idea. Also, take your shirt off alot. Then you will be known as "that guy who always takes off his shirt." Guys will hate you, but girls will probably go for it. Try and get one of the really popular girls to go out w/ you during the first week, and then meet all...

I can't believe you guys are actually responding to this. Dude, you are an AFC. You're a lying fvck for saying you've read the bible. Or an idiot for not comprehending it in the "many times" you've read it.

Sorry man.

:::My friends and I were watching tv when she walked in with mud all over her jeans (don't ask, IDK), and the guys were like "What did u do, get in a mud wrestling match?" she replied, "No, like I would do that." and as she was walking into the laundry room I said, "Yeah right" in a flirt tone...

Die4me thinks "If only there were a better way to express sarcasm on a message board. Maybe if I press Alt+F4, to create a new sarcasm symbol...DAMMIT!" lol, j/k

except it's not

What's that song from the original Austin Powers when he's dancing with the female robots? I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself... LOL Or Lords of Acid "Pvssy"

I dress pretty preppy. I usually wear button up shirts untucked w/ sleeves rolled up, light sweaters, polo shirts, and funny tees (only every now and then). I wear these with either Old Navy Cargos, Gap Jeans (hella comfortable, and very stylish, IMHO), khaki pants, or cargo shorts, both...

Umpiring is an awesome way to make money. I worked maybe...10-12 hours a week and pulled in a solid $200 a week. No weekends, except 1 tournament, but it was like..9-7 so my night was free. I have a few friends who tutor and make lots of money, but tutoring usually will get you a negative...

quit all the damn planning.

lol @ corrola

You have no challenge anymore and she's losing interest. Ignore her the next few times you see her, she'll call wanting to know what's going on. Don't tell her you love her. Hell, kick her boyfriends ass if you feel the need. She's an immature little *****, but if you really feel she's worth...

Amen.

Convenience stores suck. One time out of desperation I bought a 3 pack from there for $3.75, when you can go to wal mart and get trojan sperm. lubed for $5.12. yes, $5.12 exactly. Or try freecondoms.com, I got quite a few from there for free. And if you get serious with this girl, put her on...

You, my friend, are an idiot. Industry's right when he says a true DJ would never cheat on a girl. What would you do if she was a few hours away sucking c0ck the whole time you two are apart. Would you forgive her? Hell no, you'd dump her in a heartbeat. If she's truly as good as you say...

Screw the girls best friend...or her sister!

Don't. Make it so that if she wants to go out, she'll get up the balls and do it herself. Take her on dates and stuff, but what's the point of being "official"?

Jesus Christ, you guys are talking about owning your own business, and I'm an umpire for Little League. Oh well, i'll stick to my $25 an hour and be happy.

UVA? Hope you can hold your alchohol. I was going to go there or UNC Chapel Hill, but the HOPE scholarship down here in GA is too good to give up. Plus my parents said nowhere out of state, because of the HOPE. Oh well. Anyway, I'm going to a small school in GA that has a pretty good...