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Oh it has happened. The major difference now is that they introduce me to the unfvckables that are 30+, set in their ways, damaged goods, have accomplished fock all in life and sit on their fat asses continuing to get chunkier while mouthing off more obnoxiously. Point and laugh. You need to...

Oh you JUST found out? shiiiiiiiii

Broooo. You better start using my secret weapon, the CoQ10! I don't wanna hear you whine and b1tch over the price of it either you fud. Kick your 3 pack a day filthy habit, Wild Turkey 101 binges and Bud Light 12 oz. hammer curls. Put in real work. Bust the chops of these young fems you hit on...

Putin knows exactly what he's doing playing the long game and watching as NATO drains all of its resources. Prigozhin knows exactly what he's doing swigging Wild Turkey 101 and hurling insults so the cavalry will cowboy the fck up.

Very true. That incident where I drank Wild Turkey 101 and went off the rails on an ex-coworker, my boss lined all of us up the next morning and yelled at us and lectured for 40 minutes. LMAO...good thing the boss liked my ass...The next time I drank WT101, I went to sleep and woke up at 5 A.M...

I no longer allow myself to drink Wild Turkey 101. It makes me angry and wanting to fight people...Those people were my co-workers.

Or simply relocating out of the blast zone LMAO...

I had endless fun running the shock & awe approach for the LuLz. Them reactions were eye-opening as much for me as it was for them hoes.

Just tell her to show you the monkey and if she backpedals and tells you some weak sh1t...leave. Ain't nobody got time for that weak sh1t.

I give one strike and you are out. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Keep it moving cuz ain't nobody got time for that.

Strategic relocation of PMC Wagner to Belarus so they can spearhead another invasion from the north?

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Say it ain't so. I've seen my fair share of keyboard jockeying on here as everyone else. These bros be like...According to the PyThAgOrEaN tHeOrEm, A squared + B squared = C squared. So if I do A and B, I MUST get poon! If not, I'll bang my head against a brick wall and yell stupid sh!t like...

Vaccines.

Look at all this stupid talk!

Not your right hand?

Fake news, bruv.

If she wrecks often, I'd just wreck that ass and bounce. Take the both of you somewhere a little quieter than the inside of y'alls hazardous ass vehicles, commiserate a lil bit over some dranks, escalate with the "kino" and jokes because her arousal is already up and then BAM! Unbelievable! You...

It's a real big f uck up and you'll be seeing plenty more this year.

That one's definitely not something worth trippin' over. Just tell her to show you the monkey. Bang the monkey and leave...that is the consolation prize I give them for the evening. I never allow emotions to steer any interactions with these cougs. Never have. They'll try to bait you in with...