Well my penis pump is actually a Henry vaccume cleaner so maybe that's the problem.
Well it's actually a Henrietta cos I ain't no homo.
Yeah she looks innocent but she's a dirty little sl*t!
I get head without asking but I never ask cos I honestly don't find it that pleasurable. Honestly never understood why guys make such a big deal out of it.
Maybe my tally whacker is numb through years of self abuse but then again I don't like sport either so I maybe missing a male gene somewhere.
Seems that Kim Jong is a man child. He just sits there like a toddler would; with no self awareness and no self consciousness.
Putin is trying to work around the excruciatingly bad set up of the stage (chairs too far apart and not even facing each other) but trying not to do what would be a...
I used OLD when I lived in my van for a while. It wasn't a camper van, literally a van with a mattress in the back. Real serial killer / child abductor vibe to it lol.
I didnt lie about my situation, I was just upfront and explained the situation. None of them seemed to be put off by it which...
Just look at how hot the girls are here. This is 78. Fresh faced,healthy looking. Not skinny or fat. No orange tans or drawn on eyebrows. Not a tattoo in sight. Women were so beautiful back then.
Notice how childlike everyone is in their enjoyment when the second half of the song kicks off. Just...
Mostly white. All of them looking around and not at a phone. None of them having acid thrown in their face.
And as a side note, the Union Jack being proudly flown! That was when it was ok to be white and to be proud of our culture.
Are you two ladies on your periods or something? Stop bickering and get back on topic; which,if you've forgotten, is meant to be about semen and unatural acts with vegetables.
Yes but they tend not to move be around like sperm. It actually looks more impressive under 200x than it does 1000x which is how we usually see sperm presented.
Ok In not a devotee of no fap. Moderation in all things imo but if you think you need to stop then this might help.
So this is a bit weird but I found this old kids plastic microscope in my attic with some slides so being the curious sort I thought, "I wonder if I can see me sperm with this..."...
I work in a hospital. Constant kino and flirting from alot of the women there; all of them attached. Doesn't bother me in the slightest and makes the work day go a bit easier.
This all usually comes down to the halo effect. One woman finds you attractive therefore all the others do becouse...
I've gone on old as a woman,no pic or profile and was sent inundated by ok looking men but they all came across as boring, desperate and unoriginal. Why would you even reply to someone with no pic ffs.
Weirdly when I set my own real profile to men seeking men I had better luck than I did with...
In my experience, give a girl amazing sex and they always fall in love with you and they'll fall over themselves to do things for you.
Giving them good sex seems to bring out their inner "good girl". They'll cook for you,clean and everything else in between.
My current gf said her past sex...
Im always schooling my gf in red pill if the subject comes up. She'll roll her eyes and say Im not like that bla bla bla but I think you have to be open about it. It shows you have an oppinion and your not afraid of your principles. She'll respect you for it in the end.
You were just being pragmatic. Silly bint just had a cold. She's not dying and she's not six years old. She doesn't need anyone to look after her. Why should you get sick just to baby her.
It's your job as the man to be the practical one. You have to take the lead straight away. If she's not...
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