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A good one my friend. They'll use me as a stud to breed.... probably....

I'd like to it to be known to our future alien overlords that I will happily serve them and do their bidding if they spare my life.

My lower third is the best part of my face. If I wore a mask I'd probably look like a rapist.

Women will go either two ways when they're fat and you're getting in shape. They'll either step up and get their arse in gear or dig their heels in and keep eating the pastries. Just let nature take its course. If she carries on, you'll eventually stray and/or break up with her. It comes down to...

This is so sad. Is anyone really expecting to have any kind of real human interaction any more while people are wearing masks? Grow some balls. Stop wearing a mask and be a man.

Guess you're clueless then...

Please enlighten me.

I'm not talking about wading around in ****e and drinking dirty water. I'm talking about what you've been happily doing your whole life up until a few weeks ago which is allowing yourself to be exposed to normal background levels of pathogens. I'll ask again: the twice yearly flu pandemic that...

Your adaptive immune system needs constant exposure to pathogens for it to work effectively. Wearing a mask is going to reduce that effect. People breathing, coughing, sneezing etc help boost your immune system aswell as touching your face and eyes etc. Mask will however increase your own risk...

And in the meantime your immune system will become weaker and weaker.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scold%27s_bridle

Never. I won't be muzzled. Also makes me the most alpha and the best looking guy in any shop I go into by default.

Yes meant to say 1%. The media don't come up with the numbers. They use the figures they get from their various sources so the numbers wouldn't change whether they talk about it or not.

The CDC https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html

Havd you been informed by other people then? Actual people that is,as opposed to the media. They didnt have Fox, BBC,SKY etc during the spanish flu but everyone knew about it because everyone had been affected by it. Only a virus with less than 0% fatality rate needs constant media...

If there really was a pandemic,we wouldnt need the media to tell us about it. It would be self evident.

You're over thinking this way too much. If you want to tickle her then tickle her. I highly doubt she'll see you as of a less of a man for it. If you're that worried, just give her arse a playfully slap afterwards to remind her who's boss.

Why would you need to avoid it if they see it as harmless?

Why you even asking. Its literally the most innocent, harmless thing you can do to somebody.

You're only a bastard if you've abandoned your kids. I hope. You've just left your wife and still plan to see your kids. If you have then you'll be a better father to them cos youll have better quality time with them away from the toxic environment.