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And be sure to stab yourself on FaceTime and cry while rapidly running a CD or bottle opening up and down your tiny shaft.

Glad Jr high me didn't buy his book.

Go **** her friends then lol. Or do something else unexpected. Hell, pull that other guy's pants down and stick your **** in him if you really wanna surprise her.

Honestly, it's amazing how many people utterly disregard their personal ****ing hygiene. Combine that with ****ty dress and being either clinically obese or scrawny, and you're one unattractive mess. Wear clothes that fit, guys. Especially if you're small and skinny, wearing clothes that are...

Guess he can maybe make the most of it by meeting other women while he's there?

I wouldn't. I already learned not to shell out money on people's approval. If I became a closet millionaire, I'd likely just own some average, plain-ass, cars and live a relatively normal life. I learned from a young age that there's more to life than money, cars, etc. And this site among others...

Honestly, getting a girl's phone number is the best option. Always always always. Even if you don't have a phone, just download TextNow and get one for free. Passwords get "forgotten," accounts get "deleted," etc. Text messages are just the best way to communicate. No internet involved and no...

Wanting you to play stepdad is just wrong, unless you're willing to and have enough money (no man in his 20s wants to, though)

"Human biology is rude and outdated" pretty much describes the LGBT community in a nutshell. The other day this girl Shannon Bubb, on Instagram, who is a Lesbian (a pretty hot one though) said that The Bachelor was "so hetero it's cringey…" So we've gotten to the point where heterophobia is...

Blaming Brexit for WW III... Underfunding our US Military Doubling the national debt Keeps going back and forth between criticizing Trump and take credit for his improvements to our country "Nobody in my administration got indicted!" Obama was without a doubt the most mediocre US President that...

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it doesn't matter what sex drug traffickers, human traffickers, and child pornographers are. A pimp that's a woman is still a pimp. We don't want them in our country because they're committing crimes, leeching off of our welfare, etc. If you aren't willing to immigrate legally, you do not...

The women are asking for the sex and the men are giving it. This is called "consent." It means that both people are agreeing to have sex that is voluntary. Any questions? Need I explain more?

As long as you aren't diddling children you'll be fine. Yeah, the rape accusation is becoming a big worry these days, but that can be nixed with a hidden audio recorder - hell, hide two in the bedroom - pretty easily.

Honestly, it all just depends on how well your mother knows you. Either she keeps bringing along girls she wants you to be with, ones she knows nothing about, or ones you do actually have an interest in. It can be helpful, but you should also be finding women on your own. If you're really...

I suppose you can go the tinder route if you really want a change of pace. But by "tinder route" I might even suggest you find something that's... not Tinder. I tried Tinder and the app itself made my phone do weird things, the app didn't let me do jack **** a lot of the time due to the paywalls...

If women want to really blow me away with how good of an idea "fat acceptance" is, they'll start respecting fat men the same way. Honestly, some fat women do look good. But you should be in the relationship with someone (long term) for them, not how fat, how skinny, breast size, **** size, etc...

The real question is, what's NOT wrong in her head? She's not healthy. She has seizures all the time. (watch!) And she wants to... run against Donald Trump? Again? Here's what I believe: Hillary can win an election, but she CANNOT beat Donald Trump! I believe that Donald Trump will win the...

Welcome to Trudeau's Canada!

If you're in high school or college (I am), know that most women your age will be mentally unstable/petty, and sadly will be so well into their 20s...