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That's evidence of paranormal activity. You know, ghosts and stuff. I've seen shows about this. I'd say you're good until stuff starts flying around the room. If that happens you should get the h-e-double hockeysticks out of there.

WOW! Just....WOW! I'm not quite sure how to respond to this. You clearly aren't a DJ.

Yeah....roleplay could be good. You know, you be the misbehaving schoolboy and she could be the naughty teacher.

Pop culture stuff is always a good bet. You know, popular tv shows, or you could describe a funny video you saw on the internet. You know, stuff people will be able to relate to.

I think this would be perfect. Just print it out and have the stylist work from it. http://www.healthandbeauty.net.au/userimages/user1311_1151938778.jpg

I agree. Just make sure to remove your inhaler and spiderman keychain first. Load your pockets with cool stuff like a pen-knife and a dimebag.

I know some people have been giving some bullsh1t advice but to say that looks have little to do with it isn't right. Girls are more likely to talk to the guy who is dressed nice and has a sense of fashion than the chump wearing his "born to roam" wolf shirt. On a related note....it's fine to...

Where is your interview?

If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole. that or I'd like to wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag. Those usually get a good response.

Start a conversation with one of them outside of the lunchroom....then when you go to lunch you can continue the convo there. Then maybe that person can introduce you to some of the other people at the table.:up:

J-Crew...that ****e is pimp.

Put a banana or cucumber down your pants. But be sure to tape it to your leg, you don't want the mistake of just tucking it in and risking it falling down your pantleg....BUSTED! But anyway, with the prosthetic member securely in your pants, say to the girl, "Hey wanna dance?" But thrust your...

Wow man....no need to be a prick. I guess maybe I just come from a different social class than you. In response to Asian, my dad has gotten me a civic to use while I've had my temps. I haven't wrecked it....I feel like I'm a pretty good driver. And Elstud....thanks for the support.

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Stick with the lower ones for now. Practice sex on them so you don't suck at it when you go to college. Then when you get to college, go to parties where you can meet random girls, ones that are really hot, get 'em smashed and then have sex with them. Since you practiced on the uglies in...

I've got a big problem that I'm hoping you guys can help me out with. I'm about to get my driver's license, (assuming I pass the test :nervous: ), and I'm trying to pick out a car. I want something that is going to be a real chick magnet. My dad always says the car makes the man. The...