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    Quick way to make u feel good

    I'd be careful with the pranks; in our hypersensitive, post-Columbine/9-11 atmosphere, who knows what'll get the FBI up yer arse! Then you'll be a terrorist with a sore BEE-hind. By the way, the condescending holier-than-thou attitude taken by some towards the pranksters is just as immature...
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    It's not impossible for flowers to bloom and grow next to graves.

    *Makes gesture and sound of plane flying over head*
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    The Don Jerk - Pragmatic (II/III)

    I think BB's just messin with our minds to get through some wild point that's too complex to explain in the usual fashion. Me, I'm such a hippie; I live off positive vibes. But I can see where a good sense of pragmatism and intolerance for BS come in handy. I would never adopt such a negative...
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    By The Way...

    Hehe....nice name Kilgore. Greatest character ever.
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    I've been laid but there's a small problem

    There is never enough about "STD crap." Sex ed don't get yer willie safe! Denying it won't make it go away; lecturing won't solve the problem either, but it's important to emphasize these things because there are consequences. This kid already made his mistake, and yes, berating him won't...
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    Attention

    Heh, he certainly riled everyone up.
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    krazy happenings...youll probably enjoy so READ!

    Jeez. I think we have more problems than chicks if we keep trying to pull each others' wangs off! As to whether she's using him: so what? A DJ can turn that right around so the hunter becomes the hunted! That's what it's all about, ain't it? If ya play your cards right she'll be over the BS and...
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    I've been laid but there's a small problem

    Good Lord! Sorry to chime in on the negative side, but you're doing EVERYTHING ALL SORTS OF WRONG. You put yourself at risk for an STD cause you were too whipped to think straight (by the way, didya get tested yet?), and now she's leading you around by your penis while you put your education on...
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    Man, girls are too confusing

    Hey, her gig is working. I believe that most girls (and men too) are extremely predictable and malleable. Oftentimes their difficulty is simply a projection of our own faults,whether they be lack of MakKIN SkILlZ or otherwise.
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    Help with situation with 2 girls.....

    Oh, dude: I think you're falling into the trap of childish HS games. The phone calls and the questions and the friends and the "liking".....it's all hullabaloo! Do not stray! It's bad! Boo!
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    Help with situation with 2 girls.....

    Careful with the "fan club mentality." They could get real bored real quick or they could be an unlimited source of poon. Do the right thing.
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    Insipered by the communist manifasto

    Hey, communism's no joke! Lennon wrote some great songs. My favorites are "I Want You" and "One Day At A Time." By the way, don't be so harsh on socialism, as many European countries incorporate some socialistic shizninat as well as a little place called the United States of America. Yeah, they...
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    Eat monkey Sh*t

    If you really wanna take it gradually, it's also easier to become comfortable with people that aren't your direct peers: teachers, adults, pets, etc. You could flirt with your cat. Just a thought.
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    Revolutionaire

    I like yer posts BBB, especially since they manage to articulate that which manages to grab the minds but escape the tongues of fellow Juanitos. That being said, to all other DJs: let's not go off into the deep end! I mean, we tend to distill the sermons of our preachers into manageable little...
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    isnt high school great?!

    Now if we could just get the whole world to think like that all the time we'd solve all our problems! So go forth and GIRP away, men!
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    true DJs can't exist here

    Meh. If all them things were true, it still wouldn't be impossible, just tougher. And I love a good challenge. I concur with BBB. High school can be the biggest blast ever if you want it to be.
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    Greetings, fellow self-improvers. I've got a problem. (Long)

    One thing: I don't believe in having to be with a "circle of friends." You can be extremely competent socially and sexually without "hanging out" all day. In fact, spending too much time with peers could be self-defeating in that you lose mystery and your personal priorities. Then again, hermits...
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    Older Women In Highschool

    Ooof, they'll get ya. I've very recently been tasting the sweet waters of older women and I've found it to be the same as with "regular" chicks, just slightly different (Harder? Maybe. Different is a better word) However, my experience is with older as in "statuatory rape" older, (Damn I'm good)...
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    2 totally unrelated questions

    Close this thread immediately. Or, even better option: leave this thread open so we can all offer the best advice we can give and also allow the gay thread open so the same can be done. Lord knows his grammar and spelling wasn't the issue. If homosexuality bothers you that much, you need to grow...
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    !check this out!

    Hey, don't be dissin John Cusack. His sister's a freak, though. As for the internet, I have no idea how you can mack across a phone line. Call me old-fashioned. More power to ya if your pheromones are that strong.
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