Handsiness and age

[GoodMan32]

If this(Chasing older women) is a pursuit you just can't help but follow, fine.... Be prepared for the other 98% of the heterosexual male population on this planet to find you incomprehensible though

So be it.

Being an autist, I find a lot of social norms incomprehensible.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I also read stuff about anesthesia wearing off in the middle of a vasectomy.

I read about a guy getting incarcerated for f*cking an old woman to death. Claimed the sex was consensual, but she had a heart attack. Still up in Folsom for raping and killing a senior citizen.

If you're looking for doom scenarios, you can always find something. And read it wrong.

There are two different types of anaesthesia, namely local anaesthesia, where only your lower body would be affected and you stay conscious, or general anaesthesia. For a procedure like a vasectomy, local anaesthesia + anti-anxiety medication is the most common, but when the surgeon expects the procedure to be complicated (for instance, with patients are over BMI 40) they choose general anaesthesia. In the rare occasions where local anaesthetic is used but the procedure turns out to be more complicated (and thus time consuming), the patient is brought under general anaesthetic.
So your fear of anaesthesia wearing off and resulting in pain is unwarranted.

I'd rather go the rest of my time on this earth without ever bagging a fertile hottie again than have anesthesia wear off in the middle of getting my plumbing torn apart.

Of course, your misinformation fuels your anxiety and you expect the worst case scenario, because you want an excuse not to have a vasectomy. Sorry, you'll have to find another excuse, because the procedure is never painful.

Unless you get it done in a third world country with a rusty bajonet, but I assume you'd get snipped in the US.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Being an autist, I find a lot of social norms incomprehensible.

That's okay. You're in the minority though, so you'll have to adjust, not society.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

While there are 60 year old women who are still bangable where OP lives (Phx/Scottsdale, AZ, USA), the ones who are "handsy" typically aren't.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

where OP lives (Phx/Scottsdale, AZ, USA)

Scottsdale you say? Say no more, say no more. Wink wink nudge nudge.

 

[GoodMan32]

That's okay. You're in the minority though, so you'll have to adjust, not society.

Ehh, I'm perfectly fine with simply not having much of a social life.

 

[GoodMan32]

I read about a guy getting incarcerated for f*cking an old woman to death. Claimed the sex was consensual, but she had a heart attack. Still up in Folsom for raping and killing a senior citizen.

If you're looking for doom scenarios, you can always find something. And read it wrong.

There are two different types of anaesthesia, namely local anaesthesia, where only your lower body would be affected and you stay conscious, or general anaesthesia. For a procedure like a vasectomy, local anaesthesia + anti-anxiety medication is the most common, but when the surgeon expects the procedure to be complicated (for instance, with patients are over BMI 40) they choose general anaesthesia. In the rare occasions where local anaesthetic is used but the procedure turns out to be more complicated (and thus time consuming), the patient is brought under general anaesthetic.
So your fear of anaesthesia wearing off and resulting in pain is unwarranted.


Of course, your misinformation fuels your anxiety and you expect the worst case scenario, because you want an excuse not to have a vasectomy. Sorry, you'll have to find another excuse, because the procedure is never painful.

Unless you get it done in a third world country with a rusty bajonet, but I assume you'd get snipped in the US.

If your suspicion is right (I'm looking for an excuse to avoid getting a vasectomy), perhaps that's a sign that, on some level, I prefer to continue focusing on older broads.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Scottsdale you say? Say no more, say no more. Wink wink nudge nudge.

We have something here called the sun and as a result there are hot women. Maybe you have to be above water to see it.

Or, you know, actually have visited here.

Lolz Maricopa County is what, three times the size of Holland?

Your territory above sea level may be smaller than my c0ck.

 

[Clockwerk50]

We have something here called the sun and as a result there are hot women. Maybe you have to be above water to see it.

Or, you know, actually have visited here.

Lolz Maricopa County is what, three times the size of Holland?

Your territory above sea level may be smaller than my c0ck.

I think Mr. Amsterdam so your post but he is scared to respond…

 

[SW15]

Maricopa County is what, three times the size of Holland?

The Netherlands is 16,158 mi²

Maricopa County, Arizona is 9,224 mi²

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

We have something here called the sun and as a result there are hot women. Maybe you have to be above water to see it.

Or, you know, actually have visited here.

Lolz Maricopa County is what, three times the size of Holland?

Your territory above sea level may be smaller than my c0ck.

I see you lack in education, Mr. Micropenis:

 

[BaronOfHair]

While there are 60 year old women who are still bangable where OP lives (Phx/Scottsdale, AZ, USA), the ones who are "handsy" typically aren't.

Too much of that sun reduces women to leather handbags. The climate is a double edged sword

 

[GoodMan32]

Too much of that sun reduces women to leather handbags. The climate is a double edged sword

Perhaps why I'm wrinkly for my age.

Hell, at my age, one shouldn't have wrinkles at all.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Hell, at my age, one shouldn't have wrinkles at all.

"Oh, darling, you must worry too much..."

Put some Preparation H on your wrinkles. Tightens up your skin. I used to date models, I know what they smell like under the lights.