This year there's been a noticeable increase in home invasions, where single men who live alone with a pet Labrador Retriever, and own a PlayStation 4 are targeted. In each of these HIs, one of the assailants beheads the Lab with a butcher's knife taken from the vic's kitchen, then forces the poor ba-tard at gunpoint to re-enact Chalamet and Hammer's more steamy scenes from Call Me By Your Name, while the other two perps play Red Dead:Redemption on the vic's PS. The rate of such incidents have gone from 0% over the past several decades, to 1% today
Like the heat wave we're currently experiencing, these bizarre crimes COULD be harbingers of an impending societal collapse. Or, both could simply be two of the many anomalies which occur EVERY year, and who's long-term significance are ultimately miniscule