Crazy - was at my normal coffee spot for lunch when these two platinum blondes walk in. Wanted to figure out a way to talk to them but didn't seem to be a good way. Kept looking over at them when they were sitting down. Noticed they were speaking another language. Later had a chance and opened with "were you speaking German?" She says
Her HB9: "Yes, how did you know"
Me: Used to have a German houskeeper
Her: Do you speak it?
Me: Yes, fluently (sly look on my face)
Her: you lie!
Me: hahaha
Me: check this out, I saw the Black Pearl, from Pirates of the Carribean the other day (show her pictures)
Her: that's cool, you got to go up to it?
Me: no had to be on a boat to do it, but if you wear a swimsuit you can flag some guy down and jump on
Her: smiles and her friend enters, they both laugh
more convo, I offer to get them the address, get it and she brings a napkin. I say this is all you have, she says yes and I tell her I should write on her arm instead, she laughs.
We chat for a bit, I tease them a little and get them the address and add my phone number for texting if they need (THAT was dumb dumb dumb). I could have asked them out right then and there. GOD I wanna bang that 9, or both of them, either way!!!!!
I noticed though that I was pretty nervous, was weird. Maybe I need to remind myself that "They all wanna f*ck me"
ANYWAY , fun times, calling the Estonian tonight!
Her HB9: "Yes, how did you know"
Me: Used to have a German houskeeper
Her: Do you speak it?
Me: Yes, fluently (sly look on my face)
Her: you lie!
Me: hahaha
Me: check this out, I saw the Black Pearl, from Pirates of the Carribean the other day (show her pictures)
Her: that's cool, you got to go up to it?
Me: no had to be on a boat to do it, but if you wear a swimsuit you can flag some guy down and jump on
Her: smiles and her friend enters, they both laugh
more convo, I offer to get them the address, get it and she brings a napkin. I say this is all you have, she says yes and I tell her I should write on her arm instead, she laughs.
We chat for a bit, I tease them a little and get them the address and add my phone number for texting if they need (THAT was dumb dumb dumb). I could have asked them out right then and there. GOD I wanna bang that 9, or both of them, either way!!!!!
I noticed though that I was pretty nervous, was weird. Maybe I need to remind myself that "They all wanna f*ck me"
ANYWAY , fun times, calling the Estonian tonight!