You never know what they would fall for...

[Hamurabimbi]

I told a lover who was young enough to be my daughter that the other people in the restaurant probably thought I was her father, after which she started to make out with me to show we were lovers. Then I told her, "Great, now they think I'm your Daddy."

Had similar situations with my Zoomer. We were at a phone store in a mall. She was dealing her cell phone issues with the staff & I was just hanging out. The store across from the phone store was a vitamin shop. A female employee came over, chatted with me and said she would hook me up with a discount if I came by another day. I went there a week later. She said ; ‘I remember you. You and your daughter were at the phone store.’. I said; ‘That wasn’t my daughter. That was my friend.’. She gave me an ‘Oh. I see’ look.
Another was when she was helping me get a new TV. As the salesman was with us, she said, ‘we could mount it in our bedroom.’. The salesman did a double take.