You guys are puzzies, You know what you want and it aint no relationship(read this)

WillieSacks

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I'm love reading some of these posts just for kicks but some of you people are outrageous in what you're asking for. "I need help with this girl" I hate those posts cuz you put her on a pedastal when making a post about asking her to be your girlfriend or some shiznit, or asking to know if she likes you or not. Thise are some gay posts and I ain't even gonna start with John, he's a straight loser but the thing we all want is some A$$. Straight up. I ain't thinking of a relationship when I first meet a girl, I'm thinking of how I can fuack this b*tch in the mouth or how I can get in her.

I try to get straight to the point cuz you should know within the first 10 minutes at the most of a conversation if you have a chance to fuack on the spot or come close. The convo should last up to 10 minutes at the least if there is some heavy a$$ flirting going on but if not, then just get the phone number and try later.

Like for example me and my boy were at church today. I'm still trying to get with that 38 year old by the way (or 35 or whatever she's still FINE AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT), (see one of my previous posts)(she gave me a ride somewhere today)but my homeboy was just straight gettin' to the point with this girl he was macking with outside the Church in the parlor. HE GOT STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, no beating around the bush. He was talking to her saying all these bull$hit lines that were working like "damn girl you got a body, what you be eating"(that was his first line). "I want some of that" "You gonna let me be your babys daddy" "damn you got a phat a$$", then he laid it on heavy after about 7 minutes. He straight asked her "So when you gonna let me hit it". She was like "excuse me", and she was like "never" but saying it half a$$ed like she was thinking about it, I was just standing there "observing" (not playa hating, letting him do his thing) until I just had to jump in and said "say girl why you being all sheisty with the a$$ girl, just give it up" she was surprised and said "No", then I busted out with, "girl you know you really want it cuz check it, if you ain't want none, then you would have just got mad and walked off but you didn't cuz you're still here so obviously you're thinking about it". She didn't say nothing for lke 5 seconds while my homeboy was looking at me like, wow, I wouldn't have said that. Then my homeboy was like "girl, It'll only take me a minute to get you off", then she said "well, we in Church?", he said "we can go to the bathroom upstairs in the hall". She was really thinking about it now cuz she said "I don't know" in an unsure tone.

Basically he could have gotten some at the church but the service was just about over and people were coming out, you just gotta tell these girls like it is and if they don't want to hear all that, then walk the fuack off.

Like I was walking behind this chick (fine as hell)with one of my teammates at school wearing our fly basketball gear and I was like "d*amn it smells good, I say d*amn it smells good out here" I was trying to get her attention cuz she smelled good, she started laughing but was trying to hold it in so my boy was just tell her straight up so I was like "whats up with those pants youre wearing showing all those curves like you just want someone to come up from behind and start banging you" she was like "whatever, I aint trying to hear that", I was like what, she said something like i got a man and I started clowning the dude she said she was with. I started saying $hit like "see girl, you need a n*gga with some experience that can give it to you right girl, i'll make you shiver girl" "You need to come to my house and I'll teach you a trick or two", I know she was loving it even though she was hating "talking bout I aint ready for her", the next day i saw this girl at school (I still didn't know her name)while i was talking to this other girl and she came up to me and put her arms around my waist talking 'bout whats up "willie", I just said whats up cuz I was talking to someone else, then one of my homeboys at school came up to me asking if I was talking to her cuz she went up to him during one of his classes and asked him about ME, so I hear this and invite her to my house on a Wednesday after i get her number and all and she comes over, we talk and then we start kissing on each other and hugging and all for like 20 minutes until my cousin came over. I ended up fuacking that girl at her place the next week. Her $hit was tight.

You gotta be straight forward at the BEGINNING with these chicks. When you first meet them cuz it will dictate what direction it will go. If you want a short term relationship or whatever, then you approach them as such. If you just wanna fuack and then take it from there as all of you want to but don't have the nuts to do so, then you gotta let these girls know cuz they want it just as bad.
 

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Listen. You deal primarily with black women, and many times your type of approach- straight up and straight out- will work with them. They like it.
however, many women from other cultures are much more reserved about sex and have much different expectations about men. Try being that straightforward with a demure little Asian chik and see how far you get.
Do keep that in mind before you call anyone a pussie.

There's such a thing as finesse and subtlety, and it works wonders with women. There are men that try to practice it, but most don't know how, hence the "p*ssylike" questions. You don't have it, but if you understood the principles of finesse and subtlety and knew how to use them, your game would be SO much stronger.

not hatin on you, but you gotta recognize..
*S
 

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that's good stuff.
but what girl wants to ONLY fuack an ugly guy?
but the key is persistence willie? don't listen to what they say. because they say one thing but mean something else? it's true, you be grabbin their ass, they'll be like stop it, yet they wont leave.
 

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John you make me sick, shut the f' up. Are you trying to speak in Ebonics now John? Because it's a terrible attempt if you are. Go grow up fa***t.
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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You do realize that women with half a brain wouldn't do dumbass stuff like that, right?

Thus, they are women that would not withstand a LTR.
 

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What he's telling you is

don't be afraid to ask for some pussie. That isn't a black thing or a white thing or a non-Asaian thing or any of that.

I have a class with a really hot vietnamese girl who is very traditional and conservative. I still flirt outrageously with her now and then and I've told her things like I think shes hot stuff.

Last week I noticed that every time I turned around I caught this girl looking at me. I guess now that the idea is in her head shes starting to wonder how it might be after all. As soon as I bag this tall blonde I'm working on in that same class I may come back to that.

I think the close is going to be a little harder since I'm sure she lives at home and her parents don't let her date (read don't let her date horny American PUAs!).

Still, you never know, I may just tell her a bunch of BS and make a move on her right after class one of these days. Won't take long for me to get what I want if shes into it. :p
 

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Originally posted by john:
dancer, that's so RACIST!
No, it isn't. There ARE cultural differences, and it would be foolish to ignore them. Try that approach in one of the Arabic countries, and see if you will even HAVE a head by morning!

Get that AFC voice out of your head.
 

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Originally posted by john:
that's good stuff.
but what girl wants to ONLY fuack an ugly guy?
An ugly guy that's good in the sack. She will INVENT reasons she likes you, if you are great in bed.

Ask me how I know....
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

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Originally posted by call m candy:
How do u know?
Look up "rhetorical" in the dictionary.

You will find your answer there, grasshopper.
 

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It's not just in black culture that this works. A friend of mine who is white has tried this approach twice on white girls. One told him to go to hell, but the other he's probably f*cking as I write this.

WillieSacks has a point if all you're after is a quick f*ck, though I don't know if this is the best aproach for a LTR.
 

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dancer, he might deal with black women, but the fact of the matter is, it depends on the girl always, i mean havent u heard stories of WHITE preachers daughters being the wildest ones of all, so lets not go stereotyping, because he wasnt using so-called superior non-ebonified intellect. heh.
 

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First of all, not all of us are interested in JUST sex, some want relationships. I myself at this point am after sex only. Being forward like that doesn't work with all types of girls. It will more likely work with wilder more open girls than cute innocent ones. JamesBond..had a post in the tips section about signs of what kind of girl she might be. Plus, she has to find you attractive immediately.
 

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In reference to dancers post about culture and all or what girls I deal with, I talk with any girl that's fine as hell, all I mess with are dymepieces. It doesn't matter if shes black, white, hispanic, half mexican and asian, or whatever. I've holla'd at all of them. In fact one of my baseball buddies whose white in college tells me that the white girls are really freaky and easy as hell in college so I can't wait. But if I see her and I'm just in the mood to do whatever, then I'll go talk to her. I don't see many asian chicks out here but I already would know what to say if I saw one, I would say something like "can you show me how it feels to make love to an asian chick since I haven't had that opportunity" or start speaking in asian or something along those lines.

But in reference to John, I wouldn't suggest just going up to some girl that you don't even know in the street an djust grab her ass, that's a little too steep. I'd have to know her first b/c you can get in trouble for sexual assault in my school doing something stupid like that. Someone I knew grabbed at this girls chest and her brother told even though she didn't mind and he got suspended for like 3 days.

Also, I don't really get into long term relationships, at least not for now but if I happened to see a chick that was tight as hell with a personality and wouldn't just give in, then I would really try to get into a midterm relationship, I guess. I wouldn't even think of marrying a girl that I have sex with within the first day or so of meeting her. How would that sound if I brought her home to my mom. One girl asked me after I banged her if she wanted to make it a long term thing, I was like NO, how owuld that sound if I took you home to my mom and said "mom, this is the girl I was telling you about that I fu(ked within the first 1 hour of meeting her, shes a real go getter, I think I'm gonna marry her" My mom ain't raise no fool, she would pissed off if she heard some shiznit like that.

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Speak English, Willie.

Yeah, black girls are strait up thinkin about sex. I hear them talkin to eachother (cause they're all loud as phuck) about how they want to "Fukk that nigga." And that's why a lot of black fams have 8 bros and sisters. Chances are they didn't know their dad, so they are out in the world trying to "Find Dad" by pleasing other guys.

In mexican culture, it is encouraged to marry around 15, make a lot of babies. Then the man ends up leaving and starting another family. That's why the hispanic population in America is rising FAST!!!

And that's how it is. Don't let the AFC inside you tell you otherwise. That's the facts. Openly asking for sex will NOT work for white women. Sorry.
 

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Originally posted by Sociopath31:
Speak English, Willie.

Yeah, black girls are strait up thinkin about sex. I hear them talkin to eachother (cause they're all loud as phuck) about how they want to "Fukk that nigga." And that's why a lot of black fams have 8 bros and sisters. Chances are they didn't know their dad, so they are out in the world trying to "Find Dad" by pleasing other guys.

In mexican culture, it is encouraged to marry around 15, make a lot of babies. Then the man ends up leaving and starting another family. That's why the hispanic population in America is rising FAST!!!

And that's how it is. Don't let the AFC inside you tell you otherwise. That's the facts. Openly asking for sex will NOT work for white women. Sorry.
Way to stereotype the black and hispanic culture Sociopath. It's all good though, I don't care, but about white girls, YOURE DEAD WRONG. If you read my post (All High School and College guys READ THIS) then you would know that white girls are hoes too. I said that I have this baseball friend of mine on scholarship at this university, and all he bags are white girls, I asked him if he messed with hispanics or blacks and he said he had no reason too cuz white girls are so easy. I don't know what country you're from but white girls are madd hoes. One of our trainers on our basketball team during my junior year was so much of a hoe that I couldn't trust her with my d*ick. It would have been like putting my D!ck on a crap table or something. She sucked a lot of guys d!cks, She made d!ck sucking an art. Also, I've bagged like 3 white girls myself. (said the same shiznit to 2 of them saying something like "I bet you ain't never had a n*gga b4, you need to try one out and see if he fits" "that saying is true you know about black folks having the biggest d!cks" and stuff like that, I said that to 2 of them, one of them I went out with a couple of times b4 I had her. I know this one in College whose a hoe also. Over the summer my baseball buddy was playing strip poker at his on campus apartment where no girls are allowed after 10 but she's a hoe so she was there all night, and I was just watching, minding my own business like a high schooler when she started stripping in front of like 4 other guys she didn't even know. She was beautiful also, just a hoe. She was passed around for about 3 different baseball players according to what he said and it was in a span or like a week. $hit, most of these posters are white, you should ask them about some of those white hoes, they do the craziest $hit too. You need to get your head out of the water and realize that all girls are hoes instead of getting all stereotypical. $hit my mom only has 2 kids, me and my bro so you should chill out with that before we have a racial war and I start talking about white girls also. Just look at the porno industry, mostly white girls. I'm not even gonna start. YOU NEED TO STOP MAKING EXCUSES CUZ YOU CAN'T GET NONE AND WAKE THE FUKK UP.



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Will you people stop arguing? John, pls don't stir up trouble anymore. I thought you're warned before and you promised to be good in the forum.

And now you start all your nonsense again?, Do you want to get booted off from this site?
 
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