WillieSacks
Senior Don Juan
I'm love reading some of these posts just for kicks but some of you people are outrageous in what you're asking for. "I need help with this girl" I hate those posts cuz you put her on a pedastal when making a post about asking her to be your girlfriend or some shiznit, or asking to know if she likes you or not. Thise are some gay posts and I ain't even gonna start with John, he's a straight loser but the thing we all want is some A$$. Straight up. I ain't thinking of a relationship when I first meet a girl, I'm thinking of how I can fuack this b*tch in the mouth or how I can get in her.
I try to get straight to the point cuz you should know within the first 10 minutes at the most of a conversation if you have a chance to fuack on the spot or come close. The convo should last up to 10 minutes at the least if there is some heavy a$$ flirting going on but if not, then just get the phone number and try later.
Like for example me and my boy were at church today. I'm still trying to get with that 38 year old by the way (or 35 or whatever she's still FINE AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT), (see one of my previous posts)(she gave me a ride somewhere today)but my homeboy was just straight gettin' to the point with this girl he was macking with outside the Church in the parlor. HE GOT STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, no beating around the bush. He was talking to her saying all these bull$hit lines that were working like "damn girl you got a body, what you be eating"(that was his first line). "I want some of that" "You gonna let me be your babys daddy" "damn you got a phat a$$", then he laid it on heavy after about 7 minutes. He straight asked her "So when you gonna let me hit it". She was like "excuse me", and she was like "never" but saying it half a$$ed like she was thinking about it, I was just standing there "observing" (not playa hating, letting him do his thing) until I just had to jump in and said "say girl why you being all sheisty with the a$$ girl, just give it up" she was surprised and said "No", then I busted out with, "girl you know you really want it cuz check it, if you ain't want none, then you would have just got mad and walked off but you didn't cuz you're still here so obviously you're thinking about it". She didn't say nothing for lke 5 seconds while my homeboy was looking at me like, wow, I wouldn't have said that. Then my homeboy was like "girl, It'll only take me a minute to get you off", then she said "well, we in Church?", he said "we can go to the bathroom upstairs in the hall". She was really thinking about it now cuz she said "I don't know" in an unsure tone.
Basically he could have gotten some at the church but the service was just about over and people were coming out, you just gotta tell these girls like it is and if they don't want to hear all that, then walk the fuack off.
Like I was walking behind this chick (fine as hell)with one of my teammates at school wearing our fly basketball gear and I was like "d*amn it smells good, I say d*amn it smells good out here" I was trying to get her attention cuz she smelled good, she started laughing but was trying to hold it in so my boy was just tell her straight up so I was like "whats up with those pants youre wearing showing all those curves like you just want someone to come up from behind and start banging you" she was like "whatever, I aint trying to hear that", I was like what, she said something like i got a man and I started clowning the dude she said she was with. I started saying $hit like "see girl, you need a n*gga with some experience that can give it to you right girl, i'll make you shiver girl" "You need to come to my house and I'll teach you a trick or two", I know she was loving it even though she was hating "talking bout I aint ready for her", the next day i saw this girl at school (I still didn't know her name)while i was talking to this other girl and she came up to me and put her arms around my waist talking 'bout whats up "willie", I just said whats up cuz I was talking to someone else, then one of my homeboys at school came up to me asking if I was talking to her cuz she went up to him during one of his classes and asked him about ME, so I hear this and invite her to my house on a Wednesday after i get her number and all and she comes over, we talk and then we start kissing on each other and hugging and all for like 20 minutes until my cousin came over. I ended up fuacking that girl at her place the next week. Her $hit was tight.
You gotta be straight forward at the BEGINNING with these chicks. When you first meet them cuz it will dictate what direction it will go. If you want a short term relationship or whatever, then you approach them as such. If you just wanna fuack and then take it from there as all of you want to but don't have the nuts to do so, then you gotta let these girls know cuz they want it just as bad.
I try to get straight to the point cuz you should know within the first 10 minutes at the most of a conversation if you have a chance to fuack on the spot or come close. The convo should last up to 10 minutes at the least if there is some heavy a$$ flirting going on but if not, then just get the phone number and try later.
Like for example me and my boy were at church today. I'm still trying to get with that 38 year old by the way (or 35 or whatever she's still FINE AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT), (see one of my previous posts)(she gave me a ride somewhere today)but my homeboy was just straight gettin' to the point with this girl he was macking with outside the Church in the parlor. HE GOT STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, no beating around the bush. He was talking to her saying all these bull$hit lines that were working like "damn girl you got a body, what you be eating"(that was his first line). "I want some of that" "You gonna let me be your babys daddy" "damn you got a phat a$$", then he laid it on heavy after about 7 minutes. He straight asked her "So when you gonna let me hit it". She was like "excuse me", and she was like "never" but saying it half a$$ed like she was thinking about it, I was just standing there "observing" (not playa hating, letting him do his thing) until I just had to jump in and said "say girl why you being all sheisty with the a$$ girl, just give it up" she was surprised and said "No", then I busted out with, "girl you know you really want it cuz check it, if you ain't want none, then you would have just got mad and walked off but you didn't cuz you're still here so obviously you're thinking about it". She didn't say nothing for lke 5 seconds while my homeboy was looking at me like, wow, I wouldn't have said that. Then my homeboy was like "girl, It'll only take me a minute to get you off", then she said "well, we in Church?", he said "we can go to the bathroom upstairs in the hall". She was really thinking about it now cuz she said "I don't know" in an unsure tone.
Basically he could have gotten some at the church but the service was just about over and people were coming out, you just gotta tell these girls like it is and if they don't want to hear all that, then walk the fuack off.
Like I was walking behind this chick (fine as hell)with one of my teammates at school wearing our fly basketball gear and I was like "d*amn it smells good, I say d*amn it smells good out here" I was trying to get her attention cuz she smelled good, she started laughing but was trying to hold it in so my boy was just tell her straight up so I was like "whats up with those pants youre wearing showing all those curves like you just want someone to come up from behind and start banging you" she was like "whatever, I aint trying to hear that", I was like what, she said something like i got a man and I started clowning the dude she said she was with. I started saying $hit like "see girl, you need a n*gga with some experience that can give it to you right girl, i'll make you shiver girl" "You need to come to my house and I'll teach you a trick or two", I know she was loving it even though she was hating "talking bout I aint ready for her", the next day i saw this girl at school (I still didn't know her name)while i was talking to this other girl and she came up to me and put her arms around my waist talking 'bout whats up "willie", I just said whats up cuz I was talking to someone else, then one of my homeboys at school came up to me asking if I was talking to her cuz she went up to him during one of his classes and asked him about ME, so I hear this and invite her to my house on a Wednesday after i get her number and all and she comes over, we talk and then we start kissing on each other and hugging and all for like 20 minutes until my cousin came over. I ended up fuacking that girl at her place the next week. Her $hit was tight.
You gotta be straight forward at the BEGINNING with these chicks. When you first meet them cuz it will dictate what direction it will go. If you want a short term relationship or whatever, then you approach them as such. If you just wanna fuack and then take it from there as all of you want to but don't have the nuts to do so, then you gotta let these girls know cuz they want it just as bad.