You guys are all MORONS!!!

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Suprised my name wasn't up there.
 
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Gee somebody is having a flame war and left me out...well here is my contribution:
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Originally posted by Starman
I discourage flame wars.



Damn I forgot to mention you in my worlds worst posters list.

your advice is truly terrible. bunch of psychoanalytical garbage that i am sure bores all the ladies. I read some of your field reports and well, you suck! Congrats my man, almost 3,000 posts and you are still PATHETIC

Mo-Bombs schedule for Today:

8am wake up…get a quick wack off session
8:01 go to sosuave and spit some more confusing psycho babble
8:05 that player supreme has him so worked up he wacks off to relieve pressure
8:06 call player supreme one more time to beg for a date
8:09 supreme just hung up on him so he wacks off again
8:09:59 done. Shower get dressed to go to dungeon and boring job
10:00am bored already so locks door wacks again…decides not to call supreme
10:01am bored again so goes to sosuave to relieve growing pressure again
and on and on through out the day!
8:00pm gets home drinks a whole bottle of Ripple extra dry from paper bag

8:02pm passes out on couch after 30 sec wack off session with nambla magazines.

8:59pm wakes up and decides to go back to Sosuave to check if anybody has posted on his useless poll yet.

9:03pm emails Player Supreme nude photos of himself in his new red pumps with matching red lipstick and pig tails in his balding hair.

9:15pm decided to show up on Sosuave and post a (funny to himself only joke) on Player Supreme to attract his attention.

9:30pm Drinks 2nd bottle of Ripple and passes out at his computer

9:31pm Sosuave notices absence of Mo's posting and sighs relief


******end of flame*********Star Creepula..I know you will be back on here just to check this post because your ego is like that...so why don't you send your response via PM and save some public face ok ....wuuuve ya!

I guess I will now take my place on the list of doom.
 
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Originally posted by Zephyrus
Crotch Sniffer,

You little attention wh*re... I'd take you straight to the ground and piss in your ass you lil flamer.

That is so gross man. Who the f*uck thinks up these wierd sexual things bruh???
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Baldilocks Supreme,

Dont feel so bad you didnt make it to this elite list, you ancestors couldnt even get on Schindlers list
 

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Originally posted by killerasp
dont you all just love free speech! hahahah
yeah! hahahhahahahahahahha! that's awesome! hahahahahahha!.......SHVT THE FVCK UP you maggot eating, fudge packing, shlt wad. Who the h3ll pulled your string anyway?
 
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Originally posted by Starman
Baldilocks Supreme,

Dont feel so bad you didnt make it to this elite list, you ancestors couldnt even get on Schindlers list
Uhh Drive by...yeah your nose looks like an acidental drive by shooting...and they used the heel of somebody's foot to glue back on in it's place.


this was some weak assed shyt...is this the best you can do???

I guess once again I've had to lay my pimp hand on ya.

www.hoslap.net

Baldilocks...bwahahahaha..that's real weak...Drive-by/aka Mo-Bombs/aka Star geek/aka wanna be cool.


Got this in my ebox:



... Your diss was hilarious! Poor mo-bombs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

I guess your new nickname is sticking with folks...

Yeah I especially like that "your the jimmy durante of the DJ's" Now just gotta teach you to say "ahh cha cha I got a million of em"


Don't you get tired of me slapping you silly?

Now next time I want a puppy's attention I will whistle for you to come and heel...until then shaddap! Or it's too the moon wid ya.
 
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This thread was a good idea....it allows us to cap on each other and not be bothered...if your not into just don't read the thread....right MO-BOMBS!!! Even your "big assed" nose can 4 snizzle drizzle that.

Get it ...snizzle...sniff....drizzle....runny nose from crying too much...

say it..."ahh cha cha cha..." now finish it stargeek.....

Oh Schindlers was a list for jew's not blacks...dam ya stupid MO!

I guess in your delirium your forgot that....or were you trying to make one of ya un funny assed jokes....


now finish it..."I got a million of em" Bad jokes that is...
no movie stars..no swimming pools...no beverly hills...no movie stars...infact no ho's at all...

oh once there was a geek named jed...who came to sosuave to keep his hand fed...along came playersupreme who squashed all of his dreams...now he lives not in Beverleeeeeeee...

your a hillbilly MO...sand Hillbilly that is...

Oh while Im at it I want ya cousins to fill up my tank when I get to Chi town...ok and none of that watered down shyt...you 7 11 fools are tryin to pass off as gas...
 
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Poor simple misinformed bastards, you know I am the "One" Iam better than all of you, for this insurection I shall biotch smite all thine who dare not bow to me, my mink coat, and thine 76 El'Dorado, with white mink floors.

Btw, can you lowly underlings teach me something, how do all of you posters, type with one hand, surf, and manage to jack off all at the same time? I mean I know all of you lonely prison asses (_O_) are good at it, I was just wondering, since I really don't have the time, beatin on your mamas and all, and going triall every third week for domestic volience.
 

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Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
As for you dear reader, if you have gotten this far in my post than it only proves that you are a drama queen with nothing better to do in your life. Hence you are a pathetic loser as well and my superiority rating just went up to 99.999%!

Conclusion - You know nothing and I know everything!
Oooo, a know-it-all!!!

Geez, I thought the my-d*ck-is-bigger-then-yours conversations went out of vogue in seventh grade.
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Oh wait, I didn't think you could lie on your age.......
 
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Alright ladies

Maybe Starman and Supreme should get their own thread cause things are getting a little steamy in here!

Zephyrus, you are more than welcome to piss in both their asses. :)

To the rest of you, i am disappointed by the lame flames.

My 99% superiority rank just went up to 100 trillion %

You are all a bunch of insignificant fractions!

Originally posted by THA REALNESS
Suprised my name wasn't up there.
Like I said, you are insignificant! THA REALNESS :rolleyes: what kind of bullsh*t wannabe rapper name is that? You get an "e" for Effort and "t" for nice Try.

Originally posted by Got Lice erm..I mean Hot IceooooOOOOohh **** you mother****in idiot you ***** **** who isn't a **** talking to me as the ****! I beat your ***** ass up to that damn tree hanging from your small ass nutsacs so you learn there hanging from your **** some ****ing manners that your ****ty ***** mother couldn't teach you ****ing stupid *****-**** while some pigeons **** on your ****ing sorry ass!
I´d flame ya, but your poor grammar does a much better job revealing how completely stupid and incoherent you are. Kudos to you, dumbass!
 
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Re: Re: You guys are all MORONS!!!

Originally posted by legolas
Oooo, a know-it-all!!!

Geez, I thought the my-d*ck-is-bigger-then-yours conversations went out of vogue in seventh grade.
Oh..Okay LEGOLAS. Why dont you go and play with your Lord of the Rings action figures and let the big boys talk about grown up things for awhile?

Its funny cuz of all the rugged characters in that movie, you chose to name yourself after one of the most effeminate guys on the cast. Do you always identify with girly Man-Elves, sh*t I bet you even speak Elfish, you Tolkien-worshipping FREAK of nature!
 

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PlaySkool Supreme,

Are you actually laughing at your own flames? you bes stick to what you know best mooseknuckled Dildo salesman, I'll bet if you remove the "H" and "A" keys from your keyboard, you'de probably have nothing more to say

huh huh heuh huh "mo-bombs" her duh der huh heh, I wouldnt expect any more from a testicle headed apemongrel like yourself

Please sh1t in a coffee cup and sip accordingly until you come up with something intelligible I can work with

until then keep your fists away from any of your orafices and your lips smacking everytime you come across gay porn

filthy watermelon patch security guard
 

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Hey Crotch Sniffer: YUO HAVE TINY BALLS!!!11

I ARE HAVE LARGE ONES!!!11 GET OF THEM!!
 
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Originally posted by AC/DC
Hey Crotch Sniffer: YUO HAVE TINY BALLS!!!11

I ARE HAVE LARGE ONES!!!11 GET OF THEM!!
Well AssCrumb/DingleCherries.

There is a logical reason for this.

First of all, your nads are only huge due to the fact that you never get pvssy and are probably suffering from a severe case of Blue Balls!

My balls are tiny because they are drained constantly. It´s a real problem for me... I just can´t seem to stop nutting all over your mom´s face. Don´t worry, it´s good for Mommy´s skin!


:)


STARGEEK - racial/ physical-deformity jokes are lame. Not because they offend me, but because they show a lack of material and creativity. May as well call someone a PoopieHead cos it sounds more intelligent, you unimaginative f*ckwad!

Overall assesment....

I really am disappointed in the low caliber of disses here. You fools obviously can´t grasp the fine art of insulting! I sh!t on you all!
 

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"STARGEEK - racial/ physical-deformity jokes are lame."


Im sorry Crotch lips,

I had no idea you really wore a scrotum sack on each of your chicken pinwheel ears.

I truly apologize if I have somehow made fun of any physical deformity you might have.

but as far as flaming, take it back to the 5th grade, son. Ive taken sh1ts in boots that came out more creative and artisitic than your posts.

why if you were even near me, I might do you a favor and rip out your spine and clean out my gutters with your tailbone..its the only worthwhile advantage to your existence

now go back to shoe shining with your ear wax and tongue, your too sophmoric for my caliber
 
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Okay boys and girls, lets see how Starfag measures up

Originally posted by Starfag
Im sorry Crotch lips,
Pretty funny intro. Nice work there, scored one point.

Originally posted by Starfag
I had no idea you really wore a scrotum sack on each of your chicken pinwheel ears.

I truly apologize if I have somehow made fun of any physical deformity you might have.
Ehhh, not bad but not great. A sign that your well is drying up!no points earned.

Originally posted by Starfag
but as far as flaming, take it back to the 5th grade, son. Ive taken sh1ts in boots that came out more creative and artisitic than your posts.
I knew it couldnt last. WEAK as hell! Does your little sister help you with your posts, doofus? Minus one point!

Originally posted by Starfag
why if you were even near me, I might do you a favor and rip out your spine and clean out my gutters with your tailbone..its the only worthwhile advantage to your existence
Woah. Sorry I insulted your sister man. Even a small child is capable of a better diss than this. Minus another point for the StellarMaggot.

Originally posted by Starfag
now go back to shoe shining with your ear wax and tongue, your too sophmoric for my caliber
Damn, you scored a -3 with this one!
This is almost as sad as your little routine with tha ladies

Starfag´s brilliant line: "I dont want to toot my horn or nothin but, BEEP! BEEP!"

BWAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAA!!!

After thousands of posts this is your BEST?

You are welcome to try again, which I am sure you will because of everyone here you seem to have the most fragile ego of all. Of course you COULD prove me wrong by not responding, but we both know that wont happen so do a little homework for next time. You could use the practice, little boy.
 

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Hey ass sniffer, fyi, your flames are the lamest of all.

You keep telling people to put more thought into their posts but the fact of the matter is that you are so dam easy to flame its effortless.

You are probably in the middle of a circle jerk with your buddies while serfing fratboys.com trying to think of more ingenius ideas of how you can make yourself look like a weak and pathetic fool for the entire world to see.

If you would have spent as much time trying to improve your game as you do sniffing your moms c0ck you wouldn't have felt the need to start this thread in the first place. I'd rather be force fed maggot covered elephant feces while submerged in a hot vat full of ajax bleach then read anymore of your pathetic flames.

Comments or suggestions?

:)
 
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