Wouldnt the DEVIL be considered a Dj ??

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The Bible was written in a time when everyone thought the Earth was the CENTER of the universe. It makes it seem like Adam and Eve are the beginning of everything. It's a pure fact that we are just a mere spec in this universe. The Bible was written by MEN, not God. I love the way religious people try to explain all the bad things of this world............"It's God's way" or its "all a part of God's plan".................... that's nice to know when a tsumani wipes out a couple million people.

The Bibles says that we were made in God's image. Well let me break it to you..................... man is the most selfish destructive force this planet has ever seen. If that's God's image than I'll be sure to steer clear away.

And come on all you Bible worshippers............. you still haven't told me where my soul has been for the last 7 billion years............ is it not in the Bible SOMEWHERE?

And just so the mods don't close the thread let me throw in some DJ stuff. :D

The devil totally AMOGed Adam back in the day. He had Eve playin with his snake and Adam was all AFC.............. pity.
 

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this is not to everyone but to a lot who are posting on here,, the problem with this DJ and the attitudes people have on here is that htey think they know everything.... first off,, do not believe that because you dont believe in the bible or God that you are smarter than everyone else, the nobel prize for science last year, maybe the smartest man on earth, believes that there MUST be a God, because not everything adds up, secondly, NASA scientists have reported that a period of time, yes time, is missing,,,, after studying this phenoma for years, they went to the Bible, and ofund that exactly when God calls for time to stop, there is like a certian amount of time period in our actual universe that is missing,,, how can science answer this, alsoo, if some peopl ebelieve that they world combusted etc.... from electrons and atoms, where did the atoms and electrons come from, God- the bible was written by humans that is correct, but by humans that were divinely inspired by God, that is what the Christian faith is based on, now some of you are nay-sayers and what have you and thats fine,,, but until you really experience God, and what he can do, and how he can speak to you,, and no this isnt some physcologist bull****, then you really cant speak of if God and the devil rae real or not,,, hell is said to be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth for ETERNITY, it never ends, so some of you who would "rule" in hell is the saddest thing i have ever heard, those who burn in hell still recognize God and Jesus, because they now know the truth,, the pride and egos on this site is exactly the number one sin, not saying that i dont do it, but God says that pride is the worst sin, because it leads to this....---please re-examine your lives and what you live for before its too late, ive been educated in all the fields and highest classes and studied with the best, not a single one can EXPLAIN this world or everything that happens- also think of it like this,,, can an ant understand that humans exist, and that the ants world is so small, NO, think about that on human level, we cannot comprehend God and his ways.....
 

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Originally posted by requested
this is not to everyone but to a lot who are posting on here,, the problem with this DJ and the attitudes people have on here is that htey think they know everything.... first off,, do not believe that because you dont believe in the bible or God that you are smarter than everyone else, the nobel prize for science last year, maybe the smartest man on earth, believes that there MUST be a God, because not everything adds up, secondly, NASA scientists have reported that a period of time, yes time, is missing,,,, after studying this phenoma for years, they went to the Bible, and ofund that exactly when God calls for time to stop, there is like a certian amount of time period in our actual universe that is missing,,, how can science answer this, alsoo, if some peopl ebelieve that they world combusted etc.... from electrons and atoms, where did the atoms and electrons come from, God- the bible was written by humans that is correct, but by humans that were divinely inspired by God, that is what the Christian faith is based on, now some of you are nay-sayers and what have you and thats fine,,, but until you really experience God, and what he can do, and how he can speak to you,, and no this isnt some physcologist bull****, then you really cant speak of if God and the devil rae real or not,,, hell is said to be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth for ETERNITY, it never ends, so some of you who would "rule" in hell is the saddest thing i have ever heard, those who burn in hell still recognize God and Jesus, because they now know the truth,, the pride and egos on this site is exactly the number one sin, not saying that i dont do it, but God says that pride is the worst sin, because it leads to this....---please re-examine your lives and what you live for before its too late, ive been educated in all the fields and highest classes and studied with the best, not a single one can EXPLAIN this world or everything that happens- also think of it like this,,, can an ant understand that humans exist, and that the ants world is so small, NO, think about that on human level, we cannot comprehend God and his ways.....


Well finally someone gave me an intelligent objective answer. I'm sorry if I came off a bit arrogant in some of my posts. I'm just tired of all the blinded Bible worshippers preaching all about God. It's just too easy to pick apart the Bible to pieces with a little bit of logic.

I prefer to follow what science teaches us. Although it may not have all the answers it makes a hell of alot more sense than the Bible. And I was raised a Christian so don't think I'm unfairly biased.

Now if you want me to suspend my beliefs in science and openly talk about God and the Devil........... I can do that, whether I believe in them or not. The Bible says Hell is all suffering for all of eternity. I find that hard to believe. It just doesn't make sense. It's in man's nature to do many things against God's will. Many things that make us humans VERY happy. So why would that lead me to believe that I'll be suffering in Hell? I'm not sure what's REALLY going on but it seems like a bit of a scam to me. We are hearing everything from the Bible........ from God's version of the truth.

If you walk into a Toyota dealership............... are they gonna tell you about how great Honda cars are? I don't think so...............
 

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heres where you have been probably mistaught by the church, a common misconception.......... hell isnt for acting wrong, and heaven isnt for acting right,,,,, i hope eveyrone understands that-- the bible says "for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, but those who believe in him will be saved",,, deeds do not mean anything,,, a person who believes that Jesus is the Son of God and was sent to earth to save humanity by God from their sins and died for us,,, then you are going to heaven, those who dont, the Bible teaches, are going to hell- its not about right and wrong,,, cause i can guarantee i mess up all the time..... God puts these things in the world to test and to build our faith, the more we resist, the closer we become to God,, sex and drugs and all this stuff is essentially empty,, and i believe some of you have felt that, its eventually not fulfilling and it doenst make you feel complete as maybe you thought it would,
 

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Gaul bambam it!!!

I was trying to say that requested!

It's not right or wrong, it's the act of sin without the intent to repent.

I wanted to get your DJ take on acting like the devil. I know that not many people on earth would agree with seeking the devil's teachings and learning exercises. It is openly censored across the world how to learn from evil.

I want to learn from being evil, how to do better good. Always have, I've broken into houses with people and vandalized property to teach my friends that doing so was wrong. We all went to the po's a week later and turned ourseles in, and by the grace of what had to be god, the place was covered by insurance and we were never charged, there was some weird ass loophole in the system that allowed us to get off scott free if the culprits left no evidence at the scene of the crime...
 

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I hear ya...................... Christianity teaches you that you can commit all sorts of sins from murder to incest to molestation.................. and if on your death bed you repent and ask for God's forgiveness then you will be allowed into the kingdom of Heaven. WTF is up with that. So you are telling me that some priest that molests like 30 kids over the years is gonna get into heaven?

I personally don't really believe in God. But, I have lived a fairly good life. I treat my family and friends well and have never committed any major crimes. So you are telling me that some pervert priest is going to Heaven and I'm not?............................... Where the hell is the justice in that? I'm sorry, but it's a load of hogwash to me..............
 

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I noticed yall got a problem with the way u get saved and all that. You think that it's to easy, just believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you'll be saved from sin and hell. No way. that's to easy, there must be a harder way. Maybe if i treat everybody good and not lie or cuss, then i'll go to heaven. Nah! All u have to do is believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins and raised from the dead, and you'll be saved. You won't go to hell anymore but instead go to heaven.

Read Romans 10:9

"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." - Romans 10:9

Commiting sin cannot send u go to hell. Not recieving Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour sends u to hell. U do not have to do good dids/good works to go to heaven. You cannot do enough to pay for your sins. And u don't need to because Christ paid it all. We are save by grace through faith, not by works we have done.

"Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost" - Titus 3:5

"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." - Romans 6:23

All u have to do is accept. He took your place on the cross and died the death that u were supposed to die. Took the blows and lashes that you were supposed to take.

"Who did no sin, neither was guile found in his mouth:

Who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when he suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him that judgeth righteously:

Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed." - 1 Peter chapter 2 and verses 22-24

And for those of you saying that heavens boring and God's boring, saying that you rather be free in hell than a servant in heaven. In heaven we will reign and have total and complete happyness forever while hells the other way around. Hell's a place of constant suffering. The worse ever expirience.

Here is a little something about the hell that u want to go to so badly:

"And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better, for him that a millstone, were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.

And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched." - Mark 9:42 - 48

Satan don't rule hell either. God does. Check the words of Jesus:

"I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive forevermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death." - Revalations 1:18

Even if u go to church your whole life and u don't know Jesus personally u haven't came close to experiencing the joy of walking with God. I can tell u that it's sweet. I know u feel the emptyness of sex, drugs and all these gratifying stuff which don't satisfy. Do u think that it's logical that u were created just to enjoy life then die and exist no more. I don't. If it was so then we have no more worth than the beasts we kill for food. It takes more faith to believe in evolution than it takes to believe that in the begining God created the heavens and the Earth. Look how geniusly we are made, how organised nature is. No human is smart enough to design such things. We copy what God has made to make to invent our stuff. Even the fact that we have a conscience is proof that good exists. We know what's right and what's sin. In my opinion life itself is a miracle. Science cannot explain life. More proof that God exists: all the propheses in the bible that has been fulfilled. Explain that. I have so much more to say but so little time.

In conclusion, i don't know about yall but i'd rather accept Jesus' gift of salvation and reign with him in heaven than to roll with Satan the DJ and go to hell and burn and suffer forever when i die. Hope you make the right choice. I share all this because i care about yall, unlike Satan. Peace!

John 3:16: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
 
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Yeah yeah yeah....................... you can preach all you want about the Bible but you are still not answering my questions. In the beginning there was Adam and Eve. 2 humans............ there are now 6 billion people on the planet. Where were we all this time? Were we in Heaven? I don't remeber being in heaven. Did we even exist? Where are all these souls coming from every time a baby is born. Why put us on this planet? Why why why answer this pls.

More questions.................. where is my soul. Lets say I'm in a horrible car accident and my head gets chopped off. They take all my organs and donate them. My heart goes to Joe Smith and my liver goes to John Doe. Am I still alive? Is my soul in my heart or my brain. Is it connected to my conciousness or not. You can't preach shyt to me unless you can answer these questions.

Maybe reading the Bible and believing in Jesus comforts you. If that gets you through your daily life then fine, I won't knock you. I don't have the answers, but the Bible is not providing me the answers that I'm searching for either.
 

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Is it more important for u to know where your soul comes from than where it's going after u die? Why is that soooo important to you? I'll still answer your question anyway. Obviously u became into existance when u were consived. U think that there's a soul factory making souls for bodies? nah, i think not. That's just my opinion anyway.

The point is where your soul is going is more important than where it cames from.
 

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My POINT is that if you can't explain where we come from................. it busts a HUGE hole in the explanation of where we are going. Think about it logically................... if there is a heaven............... who was occupying this wonderful place before we existed. Was God just chilling there by himself for billions of years? How can a soul just spontaneously appear into existence.

My whole point is that if we didn't exist b4 we were born than we probably won't exist after we die. I hate to break it to you people but there is a good chance that there IS NO AFTERLIFE. This could be all there is. So the next time you see that hot girl on the train you better make your move.............. time is not gonna wait around for you.

Haha you like the way I swing this religious talk back around to giving DJ advice. :yes:
 

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I don't see your point. Everything has a bigginging my friend except God. If God is the creator of you, the heavens, earth, the moon, the sun, the birds, water, life then why can't me make a soul? Is it so hard for a perfect God to make a soul. If u can believe that a big bang just spontaneously happened and BANG the earth came into existance then believing that when someone is consived there soul comes into existance should be an easy thing to believe. Where did the big bang come from? What or who made the big bang. The way i see it is "Let there be light" and BANG!!! There was light.

"In the beginning God": God existed long before the commencement of time. Before His work of creation, He was very, very. very ancient - incomprehensibly ancient. All the numbers of years before He ever created the heavens and the earth are "unsearchable" (Job 36:26), for He had no beginning. Thus God has existed from everlasting, from all eternity past (Isaiah 43:13). "Art Thou not from everlasting 0 Lord, My God, my Holy One?" (Habakkuk 1:12; Psalms 95:2). "Before the mountains were born or Thou didst give birth to the earth and the heavens, even from everlasting ... Thou art God" (Psalms 90:2), Therefore it is most proper to begin with God (not only in this study but in all we do) who is indeed "the beginning," the "first"; the "Alpha" rather than His creation and time.

I'd rather live my life godly and die to find out that there is no afterlife, than to live ungodly just to find out that there is an afterlife.

What i have said in my first post should be enough for u. That should be all that u need to be convinced. All these other arguments are pointless.
 

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So what was god doing before time(the big bang)? was he vegitating? meditating? sleeping? daydreaming?

I believe in god but their must of been a begining, something must of been the creator, Its insane to think that their has never been an origin.
 

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:cuss: How is jesus AFC? Huh ? tell me!! COME ON!! Or should I COME OVR THEIR AND KICK YOUR DEVIL WORSHIPING ASS!!! WhAT part of florida do you live?GAY SATANIC BIIIIAAAAATCH!!!!!! GO TO HELL AND HAVE GAY ORGIES BIAATCH!! AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN THE DEVIL FUKS YOU UP THE ASS!!
 

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What god was doing before the big bang (if there was in fact a big bang) isn't important and would not benifit us in anyway if we new. God gave us the bible and told us what we needed to know. When i go to heaven i'll ask God. Right now what is important is that u need to know where u are gonna go when u die.

Jesus = The way, the truth, the life

Satan = Your enemy no matter now DJ he may be.

God made the AFCs, the jerks, the DJs and the chix. Don't mork God. You think that God is just soft, kind and tender but be careful that he dosn't show u his other side.
 

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Satan is a DJ.

Jesus is dead because Satan killed him.
 
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Originally posted by Da_Shogun
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I'd rather live my life godly and die to find out that there is no afterlife, than to live ungodly just to find out that there is an afterlife.
That really sums up your whole belief system. I assume you were born into a Christian family and the Bible was being preached to you since the beginning of your life. The Bible is all you know so that's all you believe. And why take a chance............ if you are right then you'll be up if Heaven when you die............. and if you are wrong than what the heck, you were gonna die anyways.

I choose to look beyond all the stuff that was preached to me all my life. I choose to find my own path. If God is so great and forgiving then he won't condemn me for using my mind and not blindly following some cryptic passages written in a book. There are tons of religions on this planet.............. how do you know you picked the right one? Cause that's all you know?

What if we some day find aliens on another planet................. or if they some day find us. Lets say they existed for a millenia before us..................... would that blow a hole in the whole "we are God's children" theory? O are they God's children too? WTF has God been sleeping around? How come he didn't send Jesus to their planet.............. maybe they weren't sinners like us.

There are so many things to be considered when thinking about life and the universe. The Bible barely even scratches the surface when someone like me starts asking questions. How could I ever follow something so shallow.

If he's everywhere and all powerful how come he doesn't come on this board and answer my questions. Maybe he's too busy for little old me. He's like a dead-beat dad. Yeah yeah I know.............. you are gonna tell me I' supposed to have FAITH.

Like I said before.............. we were supposedly created in God's image and we are pretty shytty compared to all the other animals on the planet. I don't see the lions having nuclear wars with the hyenas. God must me one sadist SOB.
 

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You're all going to hell no matter what you believe in. THIS IS SATANS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!You are all pawns on a chessboard that Satan bought and owns. You are all merely dancing chimps here to amuse him, and he has the ability to pull your strings and control your every move. If your reactions weren't so banal and tedious, he might be impressed.
 

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Originally posted by Egoist
Ahh.. Lucifer, Angel of the Morning. Satan, Prince of Darkness.

Otherwise known as a scapegoat, a figure demonized by the early church to explain the violence and all the bad things in the world.

Its really very convenient. At one point, there was no devil in the eyes of the christians. But then as they started thinking how messed up this world is and how if the christian god exists, he would be the one responsible for all that. God of kindness? not so much. So the devil was manufactured to explain all the bad and horrible things. Now it would be easy to say: "God is good, kind, great.. Whenever you see evil, its not God, its that bastard devil and those who he seduces"


I say one man's god is another man's devil. The greatest evils in history were done by the men claiming the "will of the god"
Good to see someone knows their stuff. Satan=love, life, indulgence, and independence.
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