Wouldnt the DEVIL be considered a Dj ??

[Tomatoes]

The devil would have alot of *****es....

God would have **** all...

No one likes an angel.

The reason why people go for a jerk over a nice guy is because no one wants to be preached to. No one wants there other half to be completley moral and boring. Saints are boring. No wild side.

 

[i am me]

Originally posted by BuckwildNYC
All I gotta say is watch the last 10 minutes of The Devils Advocate and you'll see how DJ the Devil can be. Al Pacino plays the devil. He says that he's a "fan of Man'. That he encourages us to live out all our desires and fantasies w/o regret. He also says God is a Sadist. God tells us to "look, but don't touch............touch, but don't taste................taste, but don't don't swallow" and he's laughing his ass off as we all follow his rediculous ideals.

If you think about it is kind of true. God says you can't get into the Kingdom of Heaven if you don't act a certain way. Satan will accept you no matter what you do in your life. Maybe it is better to reign in hell than be a servant in Heaven.

Yeah, ok, that's the cool devil. I don't think the devil would be like that tho. I think of the devil in the Exorcist. He'll fuk u over, no matter who u are

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by BuckwildNYC
All I gotta say is watch the last 10 minutes of The Devils Advocate and you'll see how DJ the Devil can be. Al Pacino plays the devil. He says that he's a "fan of Man'. That he encourages us to live out all our desires and fantasies w/o regret. He also says God is a Sadist. God tells us to "look, but don't touch............touch, but don't taste................taste, but don't don't swallow" and he's laughing his ass off as we all follow his rediculous ideals.

If you think about it is kind of true. God says you can't get into the Kingdom of Heaven if you don't act a certain way. Satan will accept you no matter what you do in your life. Maybe it is better to reign in hell than be a servant in Heaven.

What?
I bet you also think your parents are too constricting because they tell you to look both ways before crossing the street eh?
Or you probably think they don't let you live out your fantasies b/c they tell you to use a condom before having sex right?
Do u know what you're talking about? No one's going to be a "Servant" in heaven.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

question

If the devil is supposed to promote self, and god as being everybody... Why do we focus on ourselves first and foremost?

self-denying
self-deprecating
self-depreciation
self-destroy
self-destruct
self-destruction
self-destructive
self-determination
self-directed
self-direction
self-discipline
self-disciplined
self-discovery
self-disgust
self-distrust
self-doubt
self-drive
self-educated
self-education
self-effacement
self-effacing

 

[BuckwildNYC]

I don't know about you guys but neither the devil or God has ever spoken to me directly so I say fukk both of them. Just do what makes you happy. If getting married and raising kids makes you happy do it. If fukking 200 girls b4 your 30 makes you happy.............. do it. Sorry if I brought this thread off topic.

Now to get back on topic if I were to picture God and Satan in a bar........... God would be the old square in the corner sipping on a Manhattan showing everybody pictures of his kid. Satan would be on the dance floor with a bottle of JD in one hand a pitch fork in the other mackin with like 5 honeys. He'd probably orchestrate some sort of orgy on the dance floor and even the afc's would be gettin laid. Sry to be hatin on God so much but he just comes off as such a square lol. Heavens gotta be a really boring ass place.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Satan would be on the dance floor with a bottle of JD in one hand a pitch fork in the other mackin with like 5 honeys. He'd probably orchestrate some sort of orgy on the dance floor and even the afc's would be gettin laid.

I agree. That sounds like the father of deception at work. Of course, he'd make the women give you a VD that makes your d!ck rot off the next day, but you'd get your orgy.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Satan would be on the dance floor with a bottle of JD in one hand a pitch fork in the other mackin with like 5 honeys. He'd probably orchestrate some sort of orgy on the dance floor and even the afc's would be gettin laid.

I agree. That sounds like the father of deception at work. Of course, he'd make the women give you a VD that makes your d!ck rot off the next day, but you'd get your orgy.

Yeah, um, NO.

We're hoping to be like the devil, without all the vindictiveness and useless pain...

Why you think the devil just wants to hurt people? Because that is the highest form of amusement in hell?

Think again.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Baal is the God of death and destruction. That has been a widely accepted principle for at least ten thousand years. Whether you think religion is all fact or all fiction, the concept of benevolent devil is inherently contradictory. It also does not make sense to say, "All religion is crap, the devil is real," because the devil is a religious concept. That's like denying Santa Claus but believing in the elves.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Baal is the God of death and destruction. That has been a widely accepted principle for at least ten thousand years. Whether you think religion is all fact or all fiction, the concept of benevolent devil is inherently contradictory. It also does not make sense to say, "All religion is crap, the devil is real," because the devil is a religious concept. That's like denying Santa Claus but believing in the elves.

None of us said the devil is real. Do you believe there is GOOD in everything?

I sure do. Nobody has proved to me the devil is ALL evil yet. Not until I feel it inside of me will I believe. I've seen the damage that god can do to people, BEING nice to others, is rarely BEING nice to yourself.

There are these two extremes, yin/yang, something I DO believe in, good in all things evil, evil in all things good is possible. So I look at the devil as another fable, something to entertain the simple minded and intelligent alike. intelligence is evil compared to how happy some retards are, I've got friends on the short bus, I used to ride on it with them as a kid. I've also seen retards who are pure evil, but the way they could make others laugh with their inability to comprehend good, was the good part... balance. It's stories, we don't REALLY believe in it, just basically what it means.

Anybody with intelligence can tell you that. Your intelligence takes a beating when people drill things into your mind. Ever been an AFC? yeah, it's because you are trying to be good. I love making good people laugh, by telling them they are being mean. They argue against me, and than I tell them WHY they are being mean. Their eyes bug out and they start laughing and say thanks... Same goes for people who think they are being TOTAL asses, you can make em laugh and stop bothering you by making them realize they are wrong, by agreeing with them more than they want you to.

Thanks for bringing up the subject of religious concepts. I hope the admins can keep this thread alive. It's bordering on wrong, but it's not RELIGIOUSly inclined except for you and metalfortress. If they could delete your guys references to christianity than this thread would be just dandy.

Actually want to help us out? Try and be helpful, instead of trying to prove us wrong. Look to your god and teach us his ways, not what his people have done. We are looking at the devil with kind eyes since he lays everything on the table for us to see. God tortures us daily. We know right away what pain to expect from the devil, we still seek to work around it though, which is the way of the devil? So many questions, it is only a concept, and still a theory.
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Check Centaurions posts
Come back with equal yet opposite information that comes from heaven. Than we can continue a real discussion without the useless insults. No, stop, don't argue, just do it, don't let your intelligence cloud your mind with I'm right your wrong BS. I don't care.

 

[Bible_Belt]

If they could delete your guys references to christianity than this thread would be just dandy.

The thread is about a character from the Bible. What do you expect?

 

[DJ_in_making]

Seriously though.
This thread is about a character from the bible.

Fact or Fiction, it's stil just a freakin' YES or NO, question.

Why's every thread become an argument on this bloody site?

Y'all are grown ass men. Stop flaming online already, it was fun back in the day I admit but now it's time to put childish things behind. Just let it go guys.....

 

[Bling]

He is Machiavellian, imo. If you consider that DJ....

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
If they could delete your guys references to christianity than this thread would be just dandy.

The thread is about a character from the Bible. What do you expect?

Alright, I've already started the efforts... Keep an eye out, open your ears, and your heart...

There will be changes, they have already begun out there. Look at the DJB, who's the 'devil' in that one? The AFC, he's the most despised figure in the DJ bible. Can you explain that for me? A jerk is more DJ than an AFC. Picking up women need not be concerned with where a story comes from.

I don't care if it goes back 10,000 years. All I care about is that it is relevant to NOW. Pretend I am a female, Are you going to start telling me I am wrong, pretending like I am dense, pretend that stories from the apst are going to impress me or bother me? The only thing that bothers me is you mention it.

We in the know call that a 'buzz killer'. I know your new to the game, I can tell from your posts. You bring up good subjects, I wish you evolved though, I wish you stopped to notice that people are confused. I wish you tried to help people unravel the deeper problems instead of trying to solve what lays on top.

Yeah cream of the crop, all that jazz, just try to stir up the waters deeper inside of people. Inspire them to be more godlike. Inspire them to be better healers. Inspire people to do more that is right. Make people happier.

You have a gift, you wouldn't have chosen your name if you didn't. You and bbestar are the only two who I know spread their hearts vacinity to their god with nearly every post. Why not mean it? Spread the word of god, don't go off screaming about sins and what not to do. We want to learn why the devil is so appealing, what qualities that are taught by the devils children that are useful.

I want everybody to stop praising these guys. Stop putting them on pedestals. I want people to stop using overblown quotes to encompass as much as possible. I want people to become more situational. To tell the truth, the truth that matters NOW. Make obscure messages that can be read if you took two seconds to read instead of depending on your initial emotions.

There is much learning to be done. I wish for you to teach the other spectrum. I don't want you to argue aws to why we are wrong. Thats just taking potshots, your not hitting anybody, like trying to scare us. It's what god does, all the preachers focus on scaring people.

I'd argue on what the devil means in society, but it's been said before with different words. If you can tell me what are the greatest qualities of a good person that women love and how to use em, I can flip it on ya with how the devil has many GOOD qualities as opposed to evil....

Please help, stop being so disrespectful.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I give up.

http://www.spunangel.com/opossum/argue.jpg

 

[wavejams007]

Re: Re: Wouldnt the DEVIL be considered a Dj ??

Originally posted by ShortTimer
1.) we are real

2.) we don't have spooooky powers

The gratest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world beleive he doesn't exist.

 

[wavejams007]

Some how Iget the feeling this thread will soon be closed...

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
I give up.

http://www.spunangel.com/opossum/argue.jpg

Yeah, a minion of god would

Nice argument man, glad to know you have a competent reading level. Glad to know you can pay attention. Glad to know you have respect for people. You make me really happy to know that disciples of the bible really are dense.

Do you even know what it means to be christian? Or do you do whatever you want knowing that in the end if you don't kill anybody w(ithout self sacrificing yourself when you die) you will only have to repent to be allowed into heaven?

If that is the case, than why not sin your ass off?

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Yeah, a minion of god would

Nice argument man, glad to know you have a competent reading level. Glad to know you can pay attention. Glad to know you have respect for people. You make me really happy to know that disciples of the bible really are dense.

Do you even know what it means to be christian? Or do you do whatever you want knowing that in the end if you don't kill anybody w(ithout self sacrificing yourself when you die) you will only have to repent to be allowed into heaven?

If that is the case, than why not sin your ass off?

How dare you speak illl of the sacred book.:cuss:
What do you stand for buddy? Nothing.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by DJ_in_making
How dare you speak illl of the sacred book.:cuss:
What do you stand for buddy? Nothing.

Friendship, growing, healing scars, and love.

Now it's your turn, what do you stand for?

 

[Centaurion]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Baal is the God of death and destruction. That has been a widely accepted principle for at least ten thousand years.

No.

Baal was a Canaanite fertility deity.
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/b/baal.html

It wasn't until the Christian retards showed up that he was named one of Satans lieutenants.
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/b/beelzebub.html


And by the way, 'Lucifer' was a Roman God, he was the Bringer of Light, but the retard that translated the ancient scripts into Latin fvcked it up big time and refered to him as Satan. Just another example showing how false Christianity really is.
http://www.israelofgod.org/lucifer.htm