Worst thing you have done when drunk

[johnmich]

I don remember doing this but...

Las friday i went to a party. I thought it was a good night the way i remember it.

My mate told me today that i had gone and stood next to this HB8.5 who was talkin to this fairly hard guy for a bout 2 mins - jus standin there.

I then waved at her and said "Goodbye"
(it was only about 10 o'clock)

*Awkward silence*

Walked away.

I dont remember it but feel like a fool now. I dont remember it but that is makin it worse as i dont know how bad i musta looked

What are the worst things that any of you DJ's or upcoming DJ's have done ?

 

[insidious]

I've called chicks and said the most stupid shyt in the world.

Suddenly they start fnding other "interests"...

 

[MightyMate]

I remember once in club i saw some chik. I was totally clear, no % in me. I tried to get her number and i couldnt. Week afte i went to same club and saw her. I was drunk as ****. We spoke for 30 minutes. I have no idea what about. Next morning i woke up in bed with her.

 

[fyrefly]

had a girl put her arm around me, take me around the side of the hall we were at, make out for four hours, get my @#$! sucked, then take her into a playground, !@#% her senseless, go down on her (my first time) wake up the next morning alone among the play equipment, not remember anything of the above, having to be told latery by friends, the chick apparantly had a mad body but an ugly face, i seriously do not remember a single event after downing the bottle of tequila and the waking up the next morning

 

[Immaculate]

Went to a bar drunk as hell hanging out with my ex g/f while I was dating the bartender. and made an ass out of myself. I was so drunk I was hitting on all the girls in the place, right in front of the girl I was seeing.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by fyrefly
had a girl put her arm around me, take me around the side of the hall we were at, make out for four hours, get my @#$! sucked, then take her into a playground, !@#% her senseless, go down on her (my first time) wake up the next morning alone among the play equipment, not remember anything of the above, having to be told latery by friends, the chick apparantly had a mad body but an ugly face, i seriously do not remember a single event after downing the bottle of tequila and the waking up the next morning

Was there any xanax involved? That causes serious blackouts.

 

[DonMEgaHoss]

HAHAHA! A playground nice... hope you left before the gromets got there.... ahh.. that was a nice read.. new goal for me now.

For me My worst one was this summer I was on the beach trashed and was about to go surfing ( not a good mix by the way.) Saw some girls I new who lived down the street ... house of 8 or so hot college girls. They wanted to wax my board.. said something like " by the way your lips look thats not the only thing you wax" Got slaped and all but showed them that I was not some nice ass kissing mr. rogers wannabe

Still later I hooked up with 4 of them but not the one I said that too.. She was uber hot like the hottest one busty as hell too.... I still kick myself for it.... Later I found out that she was bi missed out on a possible threesome F^ck me.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by DonMEgaHoss
HAHAHA! A playground nice... hope you left before the gromets got there.... ahh.. that was a nice read.. new goal for me now.

For me My worst one was this summer I was on the beach trashed and was about to go surfing ( not a good mix by the way.) Saw some girls I new who lived down the street ... house of 8 or so hot college girls. They wanted to wax my board.. said something like " by the way your lips look thats not the only thing you wax" Got slaped and all but showed them that I was not some nice ass kissing mr. rogers wannabe

Still later I hooked up with 4 of them but not the one I said that too.. She was uber hot like the hottest one busty as hell too.... I still kick myself for it.... Later I found out that she was bi missed out on a possible threesome F^ck me.

you "hooked up with 4 of them"... you mean you ****ed all four of them??

 

[diablo]

AE...

 

[arlanda]

I think I went uberAFC on some young chicks. Man, was I wasted Thanks god I don't remember most of it.

 

[h2o]

haha, funny you posted this, because i was just thinking about something really stupid i did last night.

keep in mind, i don't think i've ever been this drunk in my life, heck, it's 1pm now, and i'm still very much tipsy.

but anyway, it's not like i don't have other girls, but this chubby hb6 (i know it's a contradiction, but she had a really cute face)...anyway, she was eyeing me, and i talked and flirted with her. she definitely seemed like she had IL, i was kino'ing her too, and i just don't get it, a chubby aw? oh well, but anyway, i was like, "you gotta give me your number before you leave"

and she said she forgot her own phone number. and i was like "ok..." and then i said "it's your loss" like 4 times!!! i don't know, i think i was just so smashed that i repeated what i said a few times, but damn, i didn't want to say it that many times. it really was her loss, but maybe she had a bf she wasn't telling me about, idk. a lot of the girls there were there with there bfs. but anyway, i think when i said that the 3rd time everyone turned to look at me, and you know, self-consciously, you don't want to be that idiot who crashes a party and hits on all the girls like a desperate fool. gosh, and when i'm sober i'm so freaking good, i seriously don't know wtf was up.

i mean, i do have other girls that are interested in me right now (to be honest, 3), but when i'm that smashed...i just don't know what the heck i'm thinking.

damn!!! and just now, i was supposed to go sarge with my wing at the mall, but i overslept. we were supposed to go from 12-3, ****...i'll probably go with him in a few days though. crap, that's what happens when you drink too m8uch.

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oh well, this is not the worst thing i've done actually. i forgot, but i've driven with a drunk driver quite a few times. actually i think tonight was the first time our driver was sober, lol.

also, another time, i almost started a fight with some guy i didn't know at a party in a rivalry school, just talking **** and trying to hopelessly hit on his gf who was dressed really slutty for halloween. that was last year when i had no balls. unfortunately though, it seems that even now, when i get drunk, i still get similar.

one time not too long ago i got really drunk at a club, and two guys who i'm not that great friends with, but used to go clubbing with...they wouldn't call me back after that night. i still haven't gone back to that one club because i'm not sure what i did?!!! haha, now that's bad. but i know that night i made out hardcore with this one really cute chick...she wasn't chubby at all either, she was cute. i just must have done something else that was bad, idk.

ok, enough embarrassing stories for now.

 

[Jay-X]

here are some random things that happened to me while drunk:

1. yesterday, after a night at a club, it was around 4 am and i was walking back home with a girl-friend of mine. all of a sudden, i said 'c'mon, let's do something funny', i pulled down my pants and i walked with my pants down along the road. the funniest part was when she let me see why she couldn't pull her pants down (her undies were transparent and all the pubes were visible... nice sight)

2. this summer i was drunk-raped by a ugly girl (really nice body, but her face was *maybe* a 4) and i ended up fingering her and getting a handjob into the sea at 2 am

3. another time, i went to a party with some of my brother's friends and, completely stoned and drunk, i started saying bullsh1t and insulting all of them

4. another time, i was walking down the street at night and i wanted to show some "kung-fu" moves to my friends. ended up with my mouth covered of blood, after crashing my knee against my lips

5. i was at a pub with a friend of mine and we proclaimed ourselves "managers of the bathroom", approaching all the american ladies and complimenting them for their huge boobs

6. i brought some girl-classmates of mine to a pub and made them all drink for the first time. one of them fell asleep and i had to carry her on my shoulders from downtown to the suburbs where she lives (i don't know the exact distance, but it's a city with 400.000 people... so pretty long time it took) and gave her my shirt, because it was cold

 

[Sophomakhos]

h2o, you had no balls, but you hit on a guy's girlfriend when he was standing next to her? In my book, that takes some balls. Or stupidity. No, both. Yes, I'm sure I've done a couple of pretty whacked out things when drunk; fortunately I don't remember any of them.

 

[splinterkb]

Jay X... from the sounds of it, it sounds like you should take a little break from drinking for a while.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Punched a wall and broke my hand...its still retarded looking.

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by splinterkb
Jay X... from the sounds of it, it sounds like you should take a little break from drinking for a while.

that's what my girlfriend constantly tells me

 

[Centaurion]

Ive done some stupid **** while drunk.

1) Totally drunk at 3 am in the morning, me and a buddy got this brilliant idea of skinny dipping in the Sydney Harbor, which we did. NOT RECOMMENDED!

2) Getting gang-raped by two fat chicks when I was in Finland.

3) Mastrubating on a buddies face while he was asleep, cause he'd taken a dump in my bed.

4) Ended up at a strip club totally drunk and passed out on the couches. The next day I woke up with 4 phone numbers in my pocket. Turns out I'd given crazy ass oral on 2 strippers and they'd told their friends. Only an act of God, that I didn't get some crazy ass std.

5) Getting totally blazed up on the herb and JD, then took a walk around Kings Cross (****ties crack ***** part of Sydney) trying to score some powder for snorting. Ended up in a fight with some pimps.

6) Woken up at 2 pm, had no recollection where I was, mouth felt like I'd been gangraped by Bubba and his 7 midget friends and there was 2 used condoms with blood on the floor.

7) Woken up in a cheap ass motel in Melbourne next to a buddy after a night of hardcore Absinth drinking. Had no idea how we got from Sydney to Melbourne.

 

[Prophett]

3) Mastrubating on a buddies face while he was asleep, cause he'd taken a dump in my bed.

Dude, regardless... that's still pretty gay. How could you even get a hard on!?

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by Centaurion


2) Getting gang-raped by two fat chicks when I was in Finland.

well, at least it was a threesome

Originally posted by Centaurion

3) Mastrubating on a buddies face while he was asleep, cause he'd taken a dump in my bed.

ahahah, THAT IS REVENGE!

Originally posted by Centaurion

4) Ended up at a strip club totally drunk and passed out on the couches. The next day I woke up with 4 phone numbers in my pocket. Turns out I'd given crazy ass oral on 2 strippers and they'd told their friends. Only an act of God, that I didn't get some crazy ass std.

"ass oral" means rimming, that is licking her @sshole? how did you manage to have oral with unknown strippers while drunk? do you look like brad pitt?!

Originally posted by Centaurion

6) Woken up at 2 pm, had no recollection where I was, mouth felt like I'd been gangraped by Bubba and his 7 midget friends and there was 2 used condoms with blood on the floor.

and what did really happen?! you were actually assraped?!

Originally posted by Centaurion

7) Woken up in a cheap ass motel in Melbourne next to a buddy after a night of hardcore Absinth drinking. Had no idea how we got from Sydney to Melbourne.

that is jim morrisonish, but cool

 

[h2o]

oh wow, reading your stories, Jay-X and Cent, makes me feel like mine are nothing bad at all.

yeah that masturbating on a guy's face thing is a bit whack...I know sometimes when I've talked **** in the past i've said i'll bust in nut in someone's face...but that's literally doing it! hahahahahahaha man

yeah, i think you should both take a break from drinking...esp you Cent...

sure makes for great stories though! of course half the time you forget what even happened