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Hahaha okay you have to elaborate on that cause that's just crazy. You must have gone via train cause you or your mate would be too ****ed to drive under the influence for that long.
Worst thing you have done when drunk
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Centaurion
Master Don Juan
lol that's what happens when me and my army buddies hit town. I had to jump the grenade so they could hook up with two hotties that were with the fat chicks.Originally posted by Jay-X
well, at least it was a threesome
It bit me in the ass though, cause he took a dump in my lunch box. Stupid army humour and practical jokes. hehe
Dude, the day I toss the salad is the day...well... Anyways, I meant a 'crazy ass' oral, as in a 'great' oral. Well, booze + crystal meth = weird stuff happening. I honestly don't remember how I managed that.
It took my a couple of days to figure out what the **** had happened. I asked my my friends and they kept telling me that I had wondered off with some gay guys. For a couple of days there I was really messed up, but it turned out that I had had sex with my FEMALE roommate, and she had her period. Again booze + crystal = weird **** happening.
Those fookers had a really good laugh.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
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Abbott
Master Don Juan
Throw up.
It's worse if you're at a terrible party, you want to leave, but you need to throw up so you can't and instead need to go to the bathroom.
Another thing I've done is literally tell a woman that's she's hot, to her face, and then do the same to another woman who's standing near her. This is something that I regret doing, I've never done sober, and won't ever do again. I'm lucky they didn't smack me or this fellow (who obviously fancied one of the women) didn't get angry with me and do something terrible. They weren't the prettiest things I've ever seen (I'd rate maybe a 7.5 for both of them lookswise, since I think both could drop a few pounds), but at least they weren't ugly.
So far after anytime I've drank I've always remembered what happened the very next day. Remember, unless someone literally passes out (and thus not awake), they're lying if they say they can't remember. Drugs may be a different story (I've never used illegal drugs so I wouldn't know).
Ben
It's worse if you're at a terrible party, you want to leave, but you need to throw up so you can't and instead need to go to the bathroom.
Another thing I've done is literally tell a woman that's she's hot, to her face, and then do the same to another woman who's standing near her. This is something that I regret doing, I've never done sober, and won't ever do again. I'm lucky they didn't smack me or this fellow (who obviously fancied one of the women) didn't get angry with me and do something terrible. They weren't the prettiest things I've ever seen (I'd rate maybe a 7.5 for both of them lookswise, since I think both could drop a few pounds), but at least they weren't ugly.
So far after anytime I've drank I've always remembered what happened the very next day. Remember, unless someone literally passes out (and thus not awake), they're lying if they say they can't remember. Drugs may be a different story (I've never used illegal drugs so I wouldn't know).
Ben
that's not so easy. this summer i wanted to see how long could i stay drunk, so i spent the whole night on the edge of puking, but never going to that point. i didn't pass out, but i spent 14 hours or so drinking whenever i felt like the % of alcohol in my blood was getting lower.
guess what? i don't remember almost anything that happened inbetween 11 pm and 6 am... i just remember the beginning and the ending of the party
I almost got a ticket for PWI while drunk. (pogo-sticking while intoxicated)
Another time a couple of my friends and I went jumping in mud puddles on the football field after having a bunch of jello shots. Then we went into someone's yard around 2 am and jumped on their trampoline while drunk.
I have a couple drinks once or twice a year tops and if I do have too much I just get silly/goofy.
Another time a couple of my friends and I went jumping in mud puddles on the football field after having a bunch of jello shots. Then we went into someone's yard around 2 am and jumped on their trampoline while drunk.
I have a couple drinks once or twice a year tops and if I do have too much I just get silly/goofy.
Damn, this was about 4 years ago. I was 15 and i think it was the first time i properly got pissed.
It was some girls birthday party at a hall. Before the party me and my mates just drank it out at a park before it started. So i go into the party pissed out my nut. Straight away as soon as i enter, i see a girl i went out with for one day, a week before. And i end up going up to her 'you dumped me, but im now dumping you. You're dumped!. I won.' :crackup:
After about 20 mins intp the party my mates are like lets go out for a smoke. So we're out and we're just hanging by a spot which has those big size bins. For some reason i start headbutting and punching the bins, all 4 of them end up on the floor, with all the rubbish coming out.
Next thing the bouncers come up and say we aint allowed back into the party. So yeh my actions make about 15 of us not allowed back in :crackup:. We ended up having our own party in a park near by and mostly everyone ended up as drunk as me, so it was all cool.
I also remember after we got kicked out and on our way to the park, i ended up going into the middle of the road and just started doing press ups for about a minute. I remember singing some N Sync song out loud too, think it was Tearin up my heart. damn how gay is that. I done a lot of stupid **** that day.: I chill out now more when im drinking, getting drunk out of your head just makes you end up making a fool of yourself.
It was some girls birthday party at a hall. Before the party me and my mates just drank it out at a park before it started. So i go into the party pissed out my nut. Straight away as soon as i enter, i see a girl i went out with for one day, a week before. And i end up going up to her 'you dumped me, but im now dumping you. You're dumped!. I won.'
:crackup:After about 20 mins intp the party my mates are like lets go out for a smoke. So we're out and we're just hanging by a spot which has those big size bins. For some reason i start headbutting and punching the bins, all 4 of them end up on the floor, with all the rubbish coming out.
Next thing the bouncers come up and say we aint allowed back into the party. So yeh my actions make about 15 of us not allowed back in :crackup:. We ended up having our own party in a park near by and mostly everyone ended up as drunk as me, so it was all cool.
I also remember after we got kicked out and on our way to the park, i ended up going into the middle of the road and just started doing press ups for about a minute. I remember singing some N Sync song out loud too, think it was Tearin up my heart. damn how gay is that. I done a lot of stupid **** that day.: I chill out now more when im drinking, getting drunk out of your head just makes you end up making a fool of yourself.
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No, you don't have to pass out to not remember anything. Alcohol messes around with the part of your brain that is responsible for remembering things.
Stupidest thing i've done when drunk: It was a New Years party, and everybody was pretyt messed up. Anyway, i started feeling bad so i went outside to get some fresh air. I went around the house and sat between two garbage cans and i was ready to throw up. I threw a bunch of times, but i couldn't get back into the house because the doors locked. So i called my aunt to come and pick me up, and when she arrived i was already asleep. If she didn't come i would probably freeze to death.
Also it was at another party, i kept chasing this chick and she kept running away from me. It was my first time when i drank a lot of vodka, surprisingly i remembered everything and did not have to throw up. Its weird, vodka makes me so hyper and beer makes me so sleepy.
This HB9 who'd been eyeing me all night comes over and asks me to come back to her place with her friend.
I give her my cell phone number and tell her to call me in 30 minutes when i'm done shooting pool with my buddys.
Needless to say. No callback.
I give her my cell phone number and tell her to call me in 30 minutes when i'm done shooting pool with my buddys.
Needless to say. No callback.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
The worst thing that I have done, I would rather not talk about. It's bad. But I can tell you a few of my stories.
I was becoming good friends with one of my ex-girlfriends best friends. Most of the time when I get drunk with FRIENDS, nothing sexual happens. Keep in mind while you read this that the friend is butt ugly. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. I can't even begin to describe how ugly she was. And she was over-weight. So, it wasn't just her face... It was her whole body. Anyways, I had some left over vodka from a New Year's party I threw and I wanted to get rid of it. So, I invited my girlfriend and our friend over to get drunk. My girlfriend couldn't make it but her friend could. We went through a full bottle of vodka with each other within a half hour. By that time, we were both feeling full effects of the vodka. She was sitting on my floor, against my wall. I was sitting on my bed. And we were talking about stupid ****. Music. Boys. Relationships. Friends. I just remember her getting all dramatic. And than I remember her sitting on my bed. And I was stroking my fingers through her hair and saying "No matter what anyone tells you, you're beautiful"!!! WTF?! The next thing I know she starts kissing me. After five minutes of making out with her, the vodka comes back up. I quickly back away from her and start puking in the garbage for about 3 minutes. Then we start making out again! WTF?! She takes off her shirt and I unsnap her bra. To be honest, I think I was close to blacking out. No thinking involved in my actions. We make out a little bit more and than I back away and puke all over her breasts. And we start making out again!!! W-T-F?!?!?! Then, my girlfriend calls while we're making out. Both of our shirts are off. My pants are off. I'm talking to my girlfriend while her friend is feeling up my d*ck. I'm desperatly trying to explain to my suspicous girlfriend that nothing's going on. But I'm too drunk to think of anything. "I swear to god, nothings going on. Hold on, I have to put a shirt on" (wtf?!) "Put a shirt on?!" "Umm... Yeah. I threw up all over this one." (...) "We're drunk as hell. You should come over" (wtf? You should come over? Was I TRYING to get myself killed?) "I gotta go..." (In the back of my head: Before I dig myself in a deeper hole). And then... I start making out with the friend again!!! WTF?! After about 15 minutes, we're both naked. Nothings happened yet, but I finally pull my head back and explain to her friend why we can't have sex.
Then I walk her friend half-way home. I left half-way because she kept trying to talk me into breaking up with my girlfriend. Two blocks from my house I catch a bus to my house. lol. I end up calling my girlfriend back. But she's not talking to me. She's still suspicous. And I'm talking my ass off. For some reason, I start thinking I'm talking to my best friend. And I end up telling her everything that I did! But for some reason, she forgave me when I told her that I threw up all over her breasts. lol. Instead she got pissed at the girl for trying to break us up.
After waking up the next morning, I kept thinking "What the **** did I do last night?". It took me the whole day to get myself together. My girlfriend was pissed at me and I couldn't figure out why. I didn't remember calling her and telling her about it. I spent the whole day trying to hide it from her and than she reminded me about it. Ouch.
I was becoming good friends with one of my ex-girlfriends best friends. Most of the time when I get drunk with FRIENDS, nothing sexual happens. Keep in mind while you read this that the friend is butt ugly. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. I can't even begin to describe how ugly she was. And she was over-weight. So, it wasn't just her face... It was her whole body. Anyways, I had some left over vodka from a New Year's party I threw and I wanted to get rid of it. So, I invited my girlfriend and our friend over to get drunk. My girlfriend couldn't make it but her friend could. We went through a full bottle of vodka with each other within a half hour. By that time, we were both feeling full effects of the vodka. She was sitting on my floor, against my wall. I was sitting on my bed. And we were talking about stupid ****. Music. Boys. Relationships. Friends. I just remember her getting all dramatic. And than I remember her sitting on my bed. And I was stroking my fingers through her hair and saying "No matter what anyone tells you, you're beautiful"!!! WTF?! The next thing I know she starts kissing me. After five minutes of making out with her, the vodka comes back up. I quickly back away from her and start puking in the garbage for about 3 minutes. Then we start making out again! WTF?! She takes off her shirt and I unsnap her bra. To be honest, I think I was close to blacking out. No thinking involved in my actions. We make out a little bit more and than I back away and puke all over her breasts. And we start making out again!!! W-T-F?!?!?! Then, my girlfriend calls while we're making out. Both of our shirts are off. My pants are off. I'm talking to my girlfriend while her friend is feeling up my d*ck. I'm desperatly trying to explain to my suspicous girlfriend that nothing's going on. But I'm too drunk to think of anything. "I swear to god, nothings going on. Hold on, I have to put a shirt on" (wtf?!) "Put a shirt on?!" "Umm... Yeah. I threw up all over this one." (...) "We're drunk as hell. You should come over" (wtf? You should come over? Was I TRYING to get myself killed?) "I gotta go..." (In the back of my head: Before I dig myself in a deeper hole). And then... I start making out with the friend again!!! WTF?! After about 15 minutes, we're both naked. Nothings happened yet, but I finally pull my head back and explain to her friend why we can't have sex.
Then I walk her friend half-way home. I left half-way because she kept trying to talk me into breaking up with my girlfriend. Two blocks from my house I catch a bus to my house. lol. I end up calling my girlfriend back. But she's not talking to me. She's still suspicous. And I'm talking my ass off. For some reason, I start thinking I'm talking to my best friend. And I end up telling her everything that I did! But for some reason, she forgave me when I told her that I threw up all over her breasts. lol. Instead she got pissed at the girl for trying to break us up.
After waking up the next morning, I kept thinking "What the **** did I do last night?". It took me the whole day to get myself together. My girlfriend was pissed at me and I couldn't figure out why. I didn't remember calling her and telling her about it. I spent the whole day trying to hide it from her and than she reminded me about it. Ouch.