I've got a good one, at least I can laugh about it now.
So, it was about a year ago and homecoming was coming up. Of course I had no date, so I just decided i wouldnt show. My friend, who's pretty good with the ladies, he has a more natural style, IMO, tells me "Dude, dont worry I have the perfect date for you!". I was surprised, and I thought "wow she must be hot." Anyway, I bought the stupid tickets for 40$. I was so completely stupid, that I didnt even ask what she looked like. I assumed that she would be hot.
We go to dinner, in those big "homecoming groups." Anyway I wait for her, and she finnaly arrives. Let me tell you SHE WAS NOT HOT AT ALL!! But my old pal desperation made her look a lot better then she was. I'd say she was a 3...4 at best.. and that's being a bit generous.
I told my friend my opinion, and he said "Dude! dont even worry, she will definately hook up with you, and who really cares when the lights are dim?"
I was like "hey..he has a point, maybe ill get my first kiss!." I even paid for her dinner..another 40$ gone.
So we get to the dance, and everyone's grinding...except us of course. Finnaly after a long akward pause, I just became so horny that I finnaly said
Me: "Hey do you want to dance?"
Her: "Sure!"
Me: thinking yes here it comes. I attempt to get behind her..
Her: "Im sorry I dont do that.." She then proceeds to show me her 2 chastity rings...and something in her purse that said "committed to
Jesus".
Long story short, I got nothing, and lost about 80 bucks on some girl. About a week later i see her making out with some chick, and I find out she is a ****ing lesbian.
Contact was completely cut off after that...she even called me one day and asked why I never spoke to her after the dance. (from her friends phone.) She said it was because she was a lesbian. I just told her to not call me again as I was busy.