Women with smelly / Stinky Vagina's
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Zion
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This thread completely killed my libido for the upcoming 3 weeks.
Thanks you.
Thanks you.
SeymourCake
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It all depends on their diet and exercise.
Pineapples = good smelling vag
The same works for men as well. Fruits = Good tasty semen
I phucked a Korean prostitute/massuese before. Her vagina did not smell.
Pineapples = good smelling vag
The same works for men as well. Fruits = Good tasty semen
I phucked a Korean prostitute/massuese before. Her vagina did not smell.
That's kinda what I'm thinking ... I wondered how men were able to stand the smell before 21 century because women rarely took showers ! I'm sure the smell must have smelled worseLolJoeMarron said:
Keep in mind that nobody shaved their pubic hair either
Gross
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I had this last year with a girl from tinder , and it was one of the worst experiences of my life and she wasn’t fat at all, infact she was tiny only about 5ft tall
Put me off puss for almost 3 months
The only way i could describe it was like rotting chicken , the worst bit ? she seemed completely oblivious to it and couldn’t understand why i didn’t want to see her again
It really is unacceptable
I see A few guys slating fat chicks for having bad ones , ive banged one or two “larger than life” chicks in my time and never had this problem
The reality is its like Russian roulette you never know what your going to get until you whip the panties off doesn’t matter what they look like or how big / small they are
I’m getting close to bedding a really hot girl at the moment and I’m praying to god she hasn’t got any problems down below , as I’m planning on giving her the best oral she’s ever had
Put me off puss for almost 3 months
The only way i could describe it was like rotting chicken , the worst bit ? she seemed completely oblivious to it and couldn’t understand why i didn’t want to see her again
It really is unacceptable
I see A few guys slating fat chicks for having bad ones , ive banged one or two “larger than life” chicks in my time and never had this problem
The reality is its like Russian roulette you never know what your going to get until you whip the panties off doesn’t matter what they look like or how big / small they are
I’m getting close to bedding a really hot girl at the moment and I’m praying to god she hasn’t got any problems down below , as I’m planning on giving her the best oral she’s ever had
Atom Smasher
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What's with all this "stinkin' thinkin'?
I'm working on a hand-held stank detector, but so far my more "fragrant" test subjects have been melting the solder joints.
I'm working on a hand-held stank detector, but so far my more "fragrant" test subjects have been melting the solder joints.
logicallefty
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:crackup:Atom Smasher said:
I tried building one of those back in college in Electrical Engineering class. Had the female professor test it first and the device started smoking so she flunked me.
Gotta go low tech on this one. Take the "Lefty Scratch and Sniff Test". A little finger dip followed by a little scratch on your nose to get a quick whiff.
Atom Smasher
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She should have passed you since it worked with flying colors. Some test equipment must be consumed in dangerous/noxious environments.
"Check the oil" as we used to say in High School.
Personally I just carry my pool kit around with me when I go out. I check the PH and certain chemical levels. I keep a tablet of chlorine on hand, algaecide, and of course pool shock treatment for the tougher cases. Rubber gloves and goggles are of course a must.
The only downside is that I sometimes get mistaken for Mystery when out in the field.
"Check the oil" as we used to say in High School.
Personally I just carry my pool kit around with me when I go out. I check the PH and certain chemical levels. I keep a tablet of chlorine on hand, algaecide, and of course pool shock treatment for the tougher cases. Rubber gloves and goggles are of course a must.
The only downside is that I sometimes get mistaken for Mystery when out in the field.
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This could be built into cell phones, "Let me just check my messages, babe..."Atom Smasher said:
Atom Smasher
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Say, where can I get that iStink app?
Most women who have smelly vaginas aren't usually lacking in hygiene. They simply don't know how to properly clean down there.
The vag isn't supposed to be washed with soap or anything that screws with the ph balance. The body has its own cleaning mechanism and if left to do its thing can provide a nice, natural smell. Soaking in warm water with some very mild scrubbing is all that's required.
When it reeks to high heaven that means there's an overgrowth of bacteria that shouldn't be thriving in such a way.
If you feel like giving them a chance see if you can have a conversation about their cleaning methods. If they're open minded you may be able to reverse the condition and have a good time at a later date.
The vag isn't supposed to be washed with soap or anything that screws with the ph balance. The body has its own cleaning mechanism and if left to do its thing can provide a nice, natural smell. Soaking in warm water with some very mild scrubbing is all that's required.
When it reeks to high heaven that means there's an overgrowth of bacteria that shouldn't be thriving in such a way.
If you feel like giving them a chance see if you can have a conversation about their cleaning methods. If they're open minded you may be able to reverse the condition and have a good time at a later date.
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Good advice but it seems most men (me included) would rather run out the door fast screaming down the street while waving arms frantically before facing the uncomfortable subject of telling her to her face her cooter stinks.G_Govan said:
BetterCallSaul
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Yeah I've had a couple of smelly ones in my time. Depending on how horny you are and how bad it is, there are a few things you could try.
- Make sure she's only on top the whole time. Can help keep the smell away from your nose.
- Doing her doggie you can fan the air with your hand. She asks what you're doing? Start smacking her ass.
- Tell her "Hey I think I stink, I need to get a shower. Come join me". Now you can soap each other up and you can wash that stink out yourself. One good way to test is if you're going down on her while the water is running down her and you can still smell it, forget it, it's a lost cause. Get the hell out of there.
- Checking the oil has a 100% success rate for me. Try it.
- All vag will smell from time to time, it just depends on how much. The best vag is odorless and/or has no taste really, although when you get her worked up her juices will have some flavor which you may or may not like. Every woman is different.
- One baseline I've found that tends to work well is a girl who works out regularly tends to have odorless vag. She doesn't have to be an olympic athlete, but working out like 1-2 times a week is enough and especially if she jogs.
Lastly, don't be afraid to try going down on girls even if you don't know what you're doing. Get some experience and get better at it and women WILL appreciate it. Don't know where to start? One slow, and let me emphasize slow here, lick of her cl!t with the whole base of your tongue is a good one to start with. Hell a lot are satisfied if just keep doing that.
- Make sure she's only on top the whole time. Can help keep the smell away from your nose.
- Doing her doggie you can fan the air with your hand. She asks what you're doing? Start smacking her ass.
- Tell her "Hey I think I stink, I need to get a shower. Come join me". Now you can soap each other up and you can wash that stink out yourself. One good way to test is if you're going down on her while the water is running down her and you can still smell it, forget it, it's a lost cause. Get the hell out of there.
- Checking the oil has a 100% success rate for me. Try it.
- All vag will smell from time to time, it just depends on how much. The best vag is odorless and/or has no taste really, although when you get her worked up her juices will have some flavor which you may or may not like. Every woman is different.
- One baseline I've found that tends to work well is a girl who works out regularly tends to have odorless vag. She doesn't have to be an olympic athlete, but working out like 1-2 times a week is enough and especially if she jogs.
Lastly, don't be afraid to try going down on girls even if you don't know what you're doing. Get some experience and get better at it and women WILL appreciate it. Don't know where to start? One slow, and let me emphasize slow here, lick of her cl!t with the whole base of your tongue is a good one to start with. Hell a lot are satisfied if just keep doing that.