Women with smelly / Stinky Vagina's

[apprenticedj]

I had this one chick that smelled HORRIBLE on a few occasions. I personally saw her shower several times and she kept it shaved clean. Very tidy person, clean house, dressed well. Some days she was fine, some days she smelled like sweaty onions.

Side note about me: I love to give a chick oral during foreplay.

When I first smelled her I knew instantly that was NEVER happening with her. The sex was actually pretty good, smell aside, but it was an interesting experience to say the least.

 

[thatfeel]

I'd rather have sweaty onions than some of the sh!t I've smelled.

 

[TheGambino]

Or she ****s a lot or she doesnt clean down under..
Anyway next smelly b1tches

 

[pdx1138]

I've had good (no smell or taste..zero) to the worst you can experience (you shower after and you still stink)

The good ones ALL had a slender build. The worst one...a chubby I regretted pursuing...I remember
moving my head so I could miss the lower bad air, only to get her $hit breath in my face in return.
It was so bad I almost laughed.

One plate I had for a few years could be really bad (in that case it was yeast)
to average (most of the time) to good (a few days after taking a prescribed yeast infection pill)

Most clean/good ones still have slight issues in that time of the month though...which is understandable.

I make the effort to be certain I'm "good" down there...I wish more women would too.

 

[888]

You little boys need to man the f*ck up. You're seriously grossed out by a little vag smell? What do you think it smells like when you stick it up her ass? When you're doing her in a bathroom stall? Let's be real here: getting laid is absolutely filthy business. You're rutting with ordinary, smelly, sweaty horny people; they aren't (all) going to be like fairytale princesses. If you expect every girl to be perfectly shaved and smell like flowers, maybe you should stick to watching porn.

 

[tripod23]

i would like it to smell of roses ......lol

 

[Fatal Jay]

putred ***** is the worst. Man I been down that road, its not worth it.

 

[foreverAFC]

i heard chuck zito once say that scott baio used to have a move where if a girl smelled down there, he would put his fingers down there and then bring it up to her nose, and when she was disgusted by the smell he would say " thats not me"

also one time i was sitting in the front row of a strip club, i had a real nice buzz going from the alcohol and weed i had smoked earlier in the parking lot, and this one young stripper came by to ask if i wanted a lap dance, the smell of fish was so intense, it really sank my boner into the ground, everytime she would come by i would smell her rotten c unt, and because she could see that i was totally turned off by her it would make her keep coming by and trying harder, i almost wanted to pay her to leave me alone, that one rotten vag almost singlehandedly ruined the strip club experience for me permanently

 

[_sideways_]

Have u seen the movie back draft or any other firefighter flick....when they open a door the flames comes bursting out. It was like that. Once the panties came off, a second later it was like a wall of stink hit me in the face.

 

[Albatross953]

Why do I suddenly want a tuna sandwich??

 

[Kbomb]

Usually comes from bad diet and poor hydration. Also yeast infections.

 

[_sideways_]

perfect example to not put on pedestal

 

[Red Monk]

I read both pages,and then it just hit me...I now know how curiosity killed the pu**y....I meant cat!

 

[jafyk]

Some of you guys have no idea what a smelly Vag can do. Every girl Ive been with, fortunately, have been nice and very clean, Even the ONS. Especially a girl I'm dating or LTR, They stayed shaved and clean. Except one girl i met online years ago and I'll never forget it. The night was going pretty good until we were on our way to her house. We started foreplay in the car and when she took her pants off... one whiff and the whole car smelled like rotten eggs and azz. I was instantly dizzy and nauseated. She was driving so i made up that i felt sick because i didnt eat much and pushed the chair back and my jacket over my face. We stopped at a 7-11 and i bought excedrine to stop the headache that was coming on from being so nauseated.

the night just got worse from there but long story short, that smell made me so sick. it was gross!

ROTFL! Oh my dog! I can picture how you must have been feeling. The other thing I don't understand is girls who would also go down on a guy knowing they've just finished playing sports and haven't showered. The thing that p!sses me off about all this is how many don't care to improve themselves beyond physical looks; because they think that some the only way to get a guy is by looks. Guys are also responsible for this as well.

 

[CostaDeSol]

Why do I suddenly want a tuna sandwich??

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

i laughed when i first read this

 

[Big Nuts]

At my house, I make it sound romantic that we take a shower together....I have a shower big enough for 4 people off my master bedroom. She's thinks it's about romance, I get her in there to clean her up, soap up her pvssy etc....then massacre her vajj right after the shower.

Nothing worse than a smelly chick...wood killer for sure. Bad breath, smokers....hot women are not supposed to smell like sh!te..

 

[nostalgic60]

Funny how this thread is far more poetic than usual compared to other topics such as falling in love.

 

[MikeHockishuge]

This thread has been dead for a while but after reading (and laughing) I just had to resurrect!

Ive had my fair share of smelly pussies in my day, some worse than others, a few just downright horrid.
With the exception of a few of us, it seems most of us share the sentiment that we'd rather get the hell out of there instead of just telling a girl she's a stinker. I only told one girl to her face she stank and I didn't care how she reacted since it was a ONS and she was irritating to begin with.
Beyond that I've dumped several smelly girls simply because they smelled so damn bad and never told them why.
Lately Ive been banging my former roomate, She stank back when she lived with me, and recently she contacted me and said she wanted to start screwing with me again. Well the stink remains the same! dammit. Im gettin older now so Im not picking up the girls like I used to, so I thought what the heck. Shes sexy as hell, great bod big boobs but god dammmmmn does she stink. I try the foreplay shower with her trick, soap her ***** all up but man she still stinks. So now I only just hit it when Im really desperately horny!!
So thats my story and Im stinkin to it!

 

[logicallefty]

This thread has been dead for a while but after reading (and laughing) I just had to resurrect!

Ive had my fair share of smelly pussies in my day, some worse than others, a few just downright horrid.
With the exception of a few of us, it seems most of us share the sentiment that we'd rather get the hell out of there instead of just telling a girl she's a stinker. I only told one girl to her face she stank and I didn't care how she reacted since it was a ONS and she was irritating to begin with.
Beyond that I've dumped several smelly girls simply because they smelled so damn bad and never told them why.
Lately Ive been banging my former roomate, She stank back when she lived with me, and recently she contacted me and said she wanted to start screwing with me again. Well the stink remains the same! dammit. Im gettin older now so Im not picking up the girls like I used to, so I thought what the heck. Shes sexy as hell, great bod big boobs but god dammmmmn does she stink. I try the foreplay shower with her trick, soap her ***** all up but man she still stinks. So now I only just hit it when Im really desperately horny!!
So thats my story and Im stinkin to it!

First post I see. Welcome to SS.

All \|/s have a little funk smell now and then from sweat, pee, etc. But when it's like the ex I referenced in the thread below, she may be having issues because she's b@nging more than one partner in a short amount of time. When it's so bad it burns your eyes you will never forget it:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=217034

 

[Love<3]

Let me gross you guys out a little more.

Did you guys know that most of you actually came out of a vagina?