Women with smelly / Stinky Vagina's

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I was recently at a party with a couple of my colleagues and at the party i bumped into this beautiful chick who happens to work for the same company. We talked for a while and i jokingly told her that i'm sleeping over at her place tonight after the party, she laughed and she said ok. After ther party we went back to her place, we got into bed and i started kissing her, i took off her clothes and as soon as i took off her panties, gosh that ***** smelled soooo bad. It smelled like rotten fish mixed with a 100 year old acid. I couldn't continue ****ing her, i told her that i had to leave, i got up got dressed and left. I saw her on Friday and we didn't talk. This wasn't my first experience going through this.So DJ's have any of you had a similar experience? ????
 

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Always check the oil first. A little dip, a little sniff, and a little sound judgment as to whether to continue or to jet.
 

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Had one before. I was just too horny. I had to use my mouth to breath while fkin her. But I couldnt take it no more and i stopped.
 

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A damn shame. This is the 21st century. Every woman should have that sh!t under control

Never had one that smelled "good."
That's interesting. In my experience I find that the smell goes from meh to not too bad to acceptable the longer I've been with the chick, same with taste. You could call it an acquired scent so to speak.
 

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She probably had a yeast infection. Pvssy smell is about bacterial balance; when there's more bad than good is when it smells like Red Lobster.
 

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I try to avoid women who look like they don't shower daily. That helps. But you can't always tell. There was this one girl who looked very clean --> Clear skin, shinny hair, white teeth, etc. Then when I removed her skid-mark panties it smelled like dog sh!t n' onions. I couldn't do it. I later found out she only showers once a week (allegedly). Sick. :down:

I can tolerate the fish smell but skid-marks and sh!t take me out of it with a new girl. A girl I've been f*cking a while can get away with more.
 

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Wow Wtf that sounds sick.... Dog ****e and onions? Haha
 

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Yeah that sucks man. I had a girl that I had to cut off mainly for that reason especially when we do it doggy style, and the smell jsut goes right up my ****ing nose. like we ****ed prbly twice and both times I had a hard time keeping my boner which I blamed on being nervous lol.
 

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Darth_Qurashi said:
Yeah that sucks man. I had a girl that I had to cut off mainly for that reason especially when we do it doggy style, and the smell jsut goes right up my ****ing nose. like we ****ed prbly twice and both times I had a hard time keeping my boner which I blamed on being nervous lol.
That happened to me too. What I do is. after ****in for 20 min i tell her let's take a shower. If smell doesn't go away. Wash and rinse again.
 

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I always carry a disposable razor. If I'm dogging a chick and the smell or look of her down there isn't pristine - I offer to fire the shower up and shave her after she's washed. I've actually done this a few times. What's a woman going to say? Either I do it or she does it. If I do it = instant foreplay. So funny but true.
 

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While I don't necessarily enjoy the smell, some girls honestly dont smell bad at all. Tasteless. Those type of girls, especially if we have chemistry, I really don't mind going down on.

I have had run ins with smelly pvssy though. Always always got the fck out of there.
 

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You guys should make her shower before you fvck her.

Gross.
 

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I only experienced stinky puss once during a ONS. This was the chick that said nothing about condoms and gave me this look of disappointment when I put one on. Anyway, looking back, I'm thinking she raw-dogged another dude recently before she hooked up with me. The smell was "sloppy seconds" lol.
 
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I've never really experienced a stinky vagina from any girl that is thin and not overweight. What's really interesting is my last relationship plus my current one, are both skinny chicks with amazing bodies, and their vaginas were/are odorless and tasteless. When both of those facts are present I love going down. But most of my hook ups and casual fvcks have been with chunky/fat chicks who ALWAYS reek. Disgusting. I never go down on them and yes like the rest of you it makes me go limp the longer that sh!t lingers in my nostrils or I just don't do it.
 

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I'd say about 10% of the many I've fvcked have had the rotten fish smell. Just tells me that she doesn't respect me or just is lazy stupid retarded. I like the taste... of a good right normal smellin vag, no perfumes etc. but THAT smell, I'll fvck but reluctantly and def won't go down on it.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
I'd say about 10% of the many I've fvcked have had the rotten fish smell. Just tells me that she doesn't respect me or just is lazy stupid retarded. I like the taste... of a good right normal smellin vag, no perfumes etc. but THAT smell, I'll fvck but reluctantly and def won't go down on it.

Agreed, especially : "just tells me that she doesn't respect me or just is lazy stupid retarded" LMAO

I met this chick two months ago. We've banged around 7 times, and each time her vagina smelled from so-so to disgusting. I was wondering if she knew it stank, so I told her. She said that she knew it smelled bad but she did not know why. In the end she went to the doctor to get checked and doc said everything was ok, but she had wrong hygiene habits (washing INSIDE her vag, using to tight synthetic panties etc, all wrong).

Well, after some days it actually smelled way better, way way better so I gave her oral for the first time. BUT, next time we banged, it stank again! can you believe it?!

Im dumping her today, really, she is either retarded or ...retarded. Im gonna dump her but IM gonna let her know that her vag still STINKS FOR GOD'S SHAKE!

P.S.

They do know if ther vag smells bad, they do. And if they still wanna **** you, they are stupid and have no respect for you.
 

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HeadLightsOn said:
I always carry a disposable razor....

that isnt creepy at all
 

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Some of you guys have no idea what a smelly Vag can do. Every girl Ive been with, fortunately, have been nice and very clean, Even the ONS. Especially a girl I'm dating or LTR, They stayed shaved and clean. Except one girl i met online years ago and I'll never forget it. The night was going pretty good until we were on our way to her house. We started foreplay in the car and when she took her pants off... one whiff and the whole car smelled like rotten eggs and azz. I was instantly dizzy and nauseated. She was driving so i made up that i felt sick because i didnt eat much and pushed the chair back and my jacket over my face. We stopped at a 7-11 and i bought excedrine to stop the headache that was coming on from being so nauseated.

the night just got worse from there but long story short, that smell made me so sick. it was gross!
 

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fvckin run for the hills.............she stinks lol lol

there is no fvcking need to smell bad at all , if they smell they are dirty bxstards .... full stop.

its a joke in this day an age..........they are all top show if this is the case....
 

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This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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