ROYALTY Has Spoken....
Ha ha ha (Laughin'). If I were you I would laugh, laugh very very hard and call her up on her shhhhhh. ROYALTY was in a similar situation. See i used to work with a couple of months ago. She had just broken up with her Boyfriend of 6yrs because he was cheating on her. She would go around the office crying and whining all day lookin' for sympathy from every single body. At first i did not know why she was crying, until she came up to the KING and Mr Nice Guy(the KING's workmate, the ultimate nice guy very respectable and agreeable to women, sounds like you to be honest).
She told us her story and she started going on and on about how guys are DOGS, JERKS, A**holes you name it, she said it all. And to the rescue! BOOM, Poor Mr Nice Guy jumps in, gives her a very biiiiiiig hug plus a shoulder to cry on of course and not forgetting what he said "His such a Jerk how could he, doesn't he know how beautiful you are, you are a very beautiful girl you can do better than that"(keep in mind the KING was quiet all this time watching this transpire from a safe distance). After she was done crying she turned to the KING and gave him that kind of look that says 'Hey you, what do you think'. I gave her 4 $imple words 'Its in our nature', she didn't say a word and she kept on lookin at ROYALTY, and the KING went on, 'you see my lady may be the problem is you, (she frownd, ROYALTY remained calm). We men of this land will only date you for only 2 reasons never 3, either for SEX or because you are attractive, and when they both go away, meaning the SEX is no longer there or mother nature has taken her toll on your on beauty, we shall find ulterior motives to compensate for this short fall, thus cheat'. She was infuriated, very infuriated. Her face went red, pure blood red. She started throwing things around the room showing her true colors. But ROYALTY being of a higher etiquette remained calm. And once again BOOM, Mr Nice GUY out of nowhere jumps to her defence 'how can you say that'. And BOOM! She jumps in too, and calls me an arrogant jerk' and she walks out the room raging mad and the KING smiles.
A week or 2 later she sent an old lady with her number to come and plead with ROYALTY so that i would call her ha ha ha, who me! Does she know who i am ha!
AS for you me lad Never, ever be that man. Never! You are a man not a wo-man. Get it! Thats the job of her lady friends to listen her and console her. Situations like these (long conversations, spending over 5 minutes on the telephone, having things in common with her etc) are a death trap for many men just like you. You should not fall into this trap and you can do this by just simply walking away me lad just walking away and thus the fruits of moother nature herself will come runnin' to you.
ha ha ha!
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Live with peasents and eat grass or Join Royalty and Eat Class? hahaha!
