Vulpine
Master Don Juan
See, now that's awesome advice, WSB! I knew you could help a brother out with some Fibbernese.white sox bill said:Great idea Vulpine....OK LogicalLefty, first things first
*Go out and get a Abe Lincoln hat that has his likeness towering 1 foot above your head. I hear in another state somewhere they wear swiss cheese as hats
*Always put deer season ahead of ANYTHING, ahead of pvussy,ahead of making money, ahead of family etc. Big Rack now means a 12 point Buck, not big breasts.
*When paying State taxes, always pay 50% more than what is needed.
*When the name Rex Grossman comes up, get down on your knees and praise. In the land of Green and Gold they do the same for somebody named Brett
Following these simple suggestions will help your situation greatly!
For all those that have no idea what WSB just said, let me translate:
* Develop your style, maybe do some peac0cking.
* Get a life - something besides "chasing women". Get into your hobbies.
* Be generous
* Find a faith and be dedicated to it if you are spiritual/religious.
Damn fine job with the advice, whitesoxbill. A little generic versus situation specific, but could still help him out. Good job.