Why I'll never get a girlfriend in South Africa.

SamTheHobit

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These are my calculations on why i'll never get a girlfriend in South Africa.

As you may or may not know I am a white living in south African and am attracted to white women.

There are roughly 50 million people living in South Africa.

4.5million is white.

40 million is black.

And 4.5million is colored.

So now out of 50 million people I am funnelled down to a demographic of 4.5million whites.

So..

Let's assume half of them are female that brings me down to 2.25 million women.

Let's subtract 500hundred thousand for women under 18 and another 1 million for women over 25.

So that leaves me with women 18-25

That leaves me with 750thousand women.

Let's half that and assume that half of these women are scattered throughput the rest of South Africa most of them living in Cape Town area.

So this leaves me with 375thousand women.

Ok now.. Let's assume that half are Ugly hoes.

Now that leaves me with 187.5thousand women.

Ok, now let's assume 25 percent of these women are attracted to me.

So now there are 45thousand women that are attracted to me in my immediate vicinity.

Ok, now let's assume I only get along with 25 percent of these women. That leaves me with roughly 11 thousand women.

So as you can imagine what are the chances of me meeting my ideal girlfriend.

Highly unlikely!

So this is why I don't have a girlfriend that I can lose my virginity to.
 

Sonny Knight

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i see some Future black pu$$y coming your way
 

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I think that your calculations are "off" by about 1000 to one, and not in the direction you want. :) nearly all the even semi-hot women of the 18-25 year old group are either "taken" or "not interested" (in men in general) at that time. they are in college, or whatever.
 

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Haha I'll never understand how dudes can write off an entire race of women like that. Are you telling me in your entire 19 years on this earth that you haven't seen one attractive black woman? Has every single one failed the boner test? You're looking to lose your virginity not wife anyone up.
 

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Wow dude. Maybe you'd actually find a girlfriend if you weren't such a cynical *******. There's tons of hot South African women, if you're not attractive you can work on that. If you can't be bothered to do that, quit complaining.
 

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Stop giving a sh1t if they're attracted to you, or get along with you. Wait, wait, wait for a girl to show the behaviors of estrus, and physically isolate her from being able to see, hear, or communicate with any other man. When it's just you two alone, she will turn to you as the most-attractive and most-compatible and most-sexual and oh God! Oh God!

Demographics are important, but you can squeeze far more juice out of it by avoiding universities, bars and clubs, or anywhere else with a high concentration of conscious hypergamy.
 

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You are too serious about it....go out and have some fun...or you will be a virgin for a very long time...

I had a co-worker from South Africa who is pretty AFC but had good social skills and had a beautiful GF there in South Africa..a pretty small city there.... who he was way too crazy about IMO which he left Taiwan to go back and be with. It can't be that difficult. And I heard it's easy in Cape Town.
 

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You are killing the game for yourself. You are too pessimistic. Girl isn't going to maximize happiness. You think losing your virginity will solve all your problems? The losing your virginity part will last two minutes with about 5-10 seconds of "great feeling."

Being happy is the key to winning! Go out with your friends, have fun. ***** will follow you if you have the right attitude. Your penis can smell ***** and ***** can smell a **** that is not fun! Start being fun and ***** will come to you naturally... Where else will biology take it?
 

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Dip your wick into some dark meat. It ain't all bad.

Yer pal,

Uncle Hedo
 

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Gray The Prince said:
I don't know who's the bigger loser between ElStud and SamTheHobit. :crackup:
I don't know who's the bigger faggot between you and Zarky.
 

SamTheHobit

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Social_Leper said:
At least Zarky gets laid bro.
Yeah he gets laid by men.
 

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Damn man you'll never get a girlfriend because you're one negative depressed dude. Time to perk up and get a new attitude or you'll never make it in this life.
 
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woah
 
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