Why I'll never get a girlfriend in South Africa.

SamTheHobit

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QuadDeuces said:
Get some Ebony poontang, just wrap it up with HIV rate overthere.
Gross.
 

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JoeMarron said:
Haha I'll never understand how dudes can write off an entire race of women like that. Are you telling me in your entire 19 years on this earth that you haven't seen one attractive black woman? Has every single one failed the boner test? You're looking to lose your virginity not wife anyone up.
I can honestly say that I have never been attracted to a black chick..like ever. They just don't do anything for me.

Another thing to keep in mind is that black people in South Africa have one of the highest HIV infection rates anywhere in the world. Nearly 20% of adult black South Africans have AIDS...think about that for a second. Statistically speaking, if you bang 5 black South African girls, you are practically guaranteed to have banged someone who's got AIDS. Still got that boner?
 

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Congratulations, you now know what being a minority feels like in the dating scene. You just have to work that much harder, people in America do it all the time
 

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Bokanovsky said:
I can honestly say that I have never been attracted to a black chick..like ever. They just don't do anything for me.

Another thing to keep in mind is that black people in South Africa have one of the highest HIV infection rates anywhere in the world. Nearly 20% of adult black South Africans have AIDS...think about that for a second. Statistically speaking, if you bang 5 black South African girls, you are practically guaranteed to have banged someone who's got AIDS. Still got that boner?
In real life or none period? If I lined up 100 black women in front of you with perfect skin, perfect waist to hip ratios and firm plump T&A you wouldn't feel the slightest attraction to any of them? Lol to each his own but I still don't understand it. You do have a point with the AIDS statistics btw.
 

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I honestly would not want aids too. I don't know what the black women in south africa look like, but the ones in america don't look too pretty and I'm being really nice.
 

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Danger said:
Some black women are gorgeous.

Beyonce has a big @ss, but damn I would wreck that.

Halle Berry? Crazier than peanut butter inside bubblegum, but she wouldn't walk for weeks by the time I was done with her.
Is it a coinsedence they are both light skinned?

I think not.
 

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JoeMarron said:
In real life or none period? If I lined up 100 black women in front of you with perfect skin, perfect waist to hip ratios and firm plump T&A you wouldn't feel the slightest attraction to any of them? Lol to each his own but I still don't understand it. You do have a point with the AIDS statistics btw.
I just feel no attraction whatsoever to black women. I wouldn't touch Beyonce with someone else's 10 foot long pole.
 

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I hate to have to break this to you. but S. Africa is not the only country in the world, and the world aint going to end if you NEVER score, dude. So either do something about it, committ suicide, or "go" gay (same thing, in my book) Your choice.
 
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