"Why are you still single"

[Francisco d'Anconia]

All the answers so far have been good but I'd follow it up with "Why do you ask?" Don't let a woman think that she can ask you a trick qualifying question without having to pay for it.

 

[azanon]

It's all in the delivery, my man. I can easily get away with this without even a hint of offense. Your mileage may vary.

Point taken. These forums are just "type on a screen"; much can be done with delivery/presentation. But you better present those words very skillfully.

Replying with "I haven't found the right woman yet" is so predictable and AFC that I shudder to imagine those words ever leaving my lips.

Same rebut you used; its all about delivery. With the skills I've learned from this website, I could say I have stuffed pink elephants at home on my bed, and not do myself any harm (provided I C&F like a DJ ***** to undo the potential harm, lol)

Women absolutely light up when confronted with imaginative, ****y and humorous answers to questions like these. You must remember that it is crucial to reverse the qualifying process.

Again, I agree provided proper delivery.

 

[Master Bates]

Replying with "I haven't found the right woman yet" is so predictable and AFC that I shudder to imagine those words ever leaving my lips.

That's the exact same as saying "no one's qualified yet", just a little less original.

 

[Last Man Standing]

"No one has qualified yet".

Hors never "qualify" - only a virgin is worthy of a commitment!!!!!!!!

 

[azanon]

Hors never "qualify" - only a virgin is worthy of a commitment!!!!!!!!

And how do you tell if they are a virgin, Einstein?

 

[Sun Tzu]

That's the exact same as saying "no one's qualified yet", just a little less original.

"I haven't found the right woman yet"
Translation: "I have been looking and have been unable to find anyone who is right for me".

"No one has qualified yet"
Translation: "I have high standards and I will not settle. It remains to be seen if YOU (the female being addressed) can qualify".

The difference in the subtext is huge and makes all the difference in the world. I do believe that a large part of becoming a DJ is to learn to leverage the art of subtlety to our advantage.

 

[Sun Tzu]

All the answers so far have been good but I'd follow it up with "Why do you ask?" Don't let a woman think that she can ask you a trick qualifying question without having to pay for it.

Excellent. Perfectly stated.

 

[Sun Tzu]

Hors never "qualify" - only a virgin is worthy of a commitment!!!!!!!!

Agreed. I just wonder if there's any such thing over the age of 28 anymore.

 

[azanon]

Personally, I would never marry a virgin. At the very least, I f***** her before I said "I do".

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Personally, I would never marry a virgin. At the very least, I f***** her before I said "I do".

Seconded. :rockon:

 

[Vulpine]

And how do you tell if they are a virgin, Einstein?

Exactly, because you know you can never trust a hor.


... or believe anything a hor says.




... or listen to a hor.


... or bother talking to a hor.

 

[squirrels]

LOL...this is why I'm single:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=129035

Find me a woman who proves herself worthy of being the mother of my son, and I will marry her without hesitation.

 

[Last Man Standing]

The question is a compliment - so no need to have a "comeback" line!! But I have been asked a few times and I speak truth - "I don't marry hors!!" or, "I would only marry a virgin". Simple! They have shyt to say after my response because they know the reality!! Or they say, "To marry a virgin you would have to marry a 11 year old" (or younger), and then I say, "So you bear witness that these women are hors?" - they just smirk and shut up!!

I have said this!

 

[backbreaker]

Translation: I am into you and I want to sleep with you but I need to make sure you're not some heartless bastard who's going to make me feel used.

You can have a lot of fun with this one. All you need to do is be playful. If you give her a serious response like "I'm searching for the perfect woman" you risk her interpreting it the wrong way, and she may dismiss the thought of being with you.

Pretend you don't know what she's asking. "What do you mean?" "I don't understand. What are you asking me?" She'll either keep pressing or get embarrassed. Eventually you can tease her for flirting with you. Which is exactly what shes doing. Women don't ask that question if they have not had at least one thought of bonking you.

again this is why newbies should read and not post advice about **** they dont' know about


if you are in your mid 30's... a woman asking you why are you still single, is pretrying SOME interest... but moreso she wants to know WHY THE FVCK ARE YOU STILL SINGLE. In other words...

WHAT BAGGAGE DO YOU HAVE, THAT NO WOMAN WILL SHACK UP WITH YOU si the correct ******** translation.

most men.. not all, but most men who are in their 30's and are still SINGLE, or better put, at the very least, not in a serious LTR, are deadbeats, jobless, Ewalk ugly, fat, slobs, pornkings, rapist, etc.

Dude.... I just got hit with the best brainstorm I have had in a while.. lol, I'm going ot make a free ******** translation website... you type in what you she said and it will spit out what she actually MEANS in plain english without all the jibberish.

anyway back to my point

 

[backbreaker]

All the answers so far have been good but I'd follow it up with "Why do you ask?" Don't let a woman think that she can ask you a trick qualifying question without having to pay for it.

however you are just delaying the unadvoiable for what.. 20 seconds? eventually you are going to have to give a reason why you are still single... and at the age of 35 ish.. it's actually a damn good question

 

[Last Man Standing]

...most men.. not all, but most men who are in their 30's and are still SINGLE, or better put, at the very least, not in a serious LTR, are deadbeats, jobless, Ewalk ugly, fat, slobs, pornkings, rapist, etc.

They would never ask a man this question unless they are "surprised" that he is still single based on what they know already - which if a stranger, is based on looks.

 

[backbreaker]

again.. it's moreso a qualifying question is what I am getting at than I an I want to suck you off and swallow question

Are you guy? is a I want to suck you off and swallow question. Where is your GF is an I want to suck you off and swallow questoin.

 

[oldsalt]

again this is why newbies should read and not post advice about **** they dont' know about


if you are in your mid 30's... a woman asking you why are you still single, is pretrying SOME interest... but moreso she wants to know WHY THE FVCK ARE YOU STILL SINGLE. In other words...

WHAT BAGGAGE DO YOU HAVE, THAT NO WOMAN WILL SHACK UP WITH YOU si the correct ******** translation.

most men.. not all, but most men who are in their 30's and are still SINGLE, or better put, at the very least, not in a serious LTR, are deadbeats, jobless, Ewalk ugly, fat, slobs, pornkings, rapist, etc.

Dude.... I just got hit with the best brainstorm I have had in a while.. lol, I'm going ot make a free ******** translation website... you type in what you she said and it will spit out what she actually MEANS in plain english without all the jibberish.

anyway back to my point

Attractive women do not ask deadbeat/ugly/fat/slobs "Why are you still single?"

They don't talk to these people.

As for pornkings/rapists/etc., they would ask this question to reassure themselves you are not one of these things and it's OK to be alone with you.

But, why would they be asking in the first instance? Why ask some over-30 guy who-- if what backbreaker says is true-- is probably a pornking/rapist/etc. if he's single? Why waste your time?

LMS has answered that. It's a compliment. In other words, she's thinks you're atttractive. She would fvck you.

If you get this question, it is a sh*t test. She is going to carefully observe your reaction, not your answer. There is no 'correct' answer! It's merely how you respond.

It is very easy test to pass. She wants to fvck you. She just has to make sure you are not like the majority of single men over 30 which fit backbreaker's description.

Anyway that's my experience. I've never failed this test, and I get it quite often. So maybe I am not qualified to give advice. But it just seems like a no-brainer.

backbreaker, when you say "newbie" I hope you're not suggesting that # of posts somehow indicates anything more than the time you've spent posting to this forum. If it did, then Francisco would be a guru of poon.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

however you are just delaying the unadvoiable for what.. 20 seconds? eventually you are going to have to give a reason why you are still single... and at the age of 35 ish.. it's actually a damn good question

It's not a delay, it's a chess move. She's asking for a reason, doesn't it make sense to know why before you answer? Guys who are quick to give an drawn out answer have a higher chance of putting their foot in their mouths.

 

[ViciousDADogg]

As a guy in my mid thirties I am starting to get this from girls, in fact, one I was just chatting with asked me this exact question. I honestly don't know exactly what to tell them, obviously it is a sht test. Just wondering what a good response to this is.

Hmmm hmmmm.


What she's really asking?



Your answer should be, as you take her hand, and get close to her "I can't choose the right girl. Every girl seem to want to marry me right away. Hmmm. But I don't know, I want a right girl, not just any girl."

...and then you kind contemplate on pushing her away or holding her, like you not sure.



If you try to be rational with this sh1t, you're qualifying yourself to her. Wrong response to this test.