Water its pretty basic, two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, and viola you have substance that can serve so many purposes and do so many things. In some ways a DJ should model himself(I believe DJs can only be men, deal with it ladies.) after water, because water has certain qualities that a DJ should desire. It may be a little philosophical, but I'll keep it short.
Water is clear and clean:
A DJ's mind should be clean and clear, you do not need doubt, fear, or desperation making your mind murky. A mind clouded with such pollutants will never allow you to find the confidence and skills to pick up the woman of your choosing. When settlers and explores set out upon unknow lands they avioded crossing murky waters whenever possible, one could not tell how deep the water was, or for that matter what was lurking in the water. If you allow your mind to be murky, you will not be able to judge what is the best thing for you to do in a situation. Instead you will jump blindly into a decision, never knowing if you will be way over your head. A DJ who has his thoughts and feelings in order will go far. Further more let me caution you about being blinded by emotion, for that too can cloud up the mind. Emotion can drive us to undertake actions that are not prudent, a fine example is the classic AFC who professes his love to a girl only a week after he knows her. Naturally you should keep your mind clear of anything that would otherwise blind you from doing what is best.
Water can only be displaced, it cannot be destroyed:
Thrust your hand into a bowl of water, the water merely rises and is pushed higher by your hand. Do what you want you will not be able to destory water. Water has the ability to shift into three different states: Solid, Liquid, Gaseous. A DJ would be best advised to emulate and study this aspect of water. Whatever game a woman tosses at you, it will merely displace you. It will not destory you, and try as hard as she might, she will be unable to affect you. For example, she aviods calling you, you respond by following up other numbers and never calling her back. An AFC would be destroyed by this, as he is unable to temporalily shift his position to deal with such a game.
Like water a DJ has three states he can shift between. He can be a challenge, making himself the prize that a woman must win, unexpected and quite novel for the woman feels she has acomplished something when in fact is was the DJ that chose her in the end. The next state is being a mystery, by not revealing yourself and forcing a woman to seek you out, you create greater interest and she will be drawn to you. The third state is the "Master of Games" no true DJ is adverse to playing women against each other, for it was women who first started these folish games, but it is up to men to finish them(As with most things.). Games can take a HB off her pedestal, they can create greater interest, and they boost a DJs confidence in himself.
Water can be powerful:
Is not a wave powerful? Especially a Tsunami, which can wash everything away. Does not the confidence of a DJ and along with his ambition leave a powerful impression upon a person. The moves of a DJ can be powerful enough to send even the most hardened woman swooning. But what is power without control, a DJ cannot simply crash his desires upon a woman like a tidal wave. No he must focus his power like water is focused through a fire hose. The hose directs the water where to go, and can focus its power on a single spot. At times a DJ must focus his skills in a certain area to garuntee sucess. A DJ must be able to fully use the power of sexuality and tempering it with control so that he can focus how he wants that sexuality to be responded too.
Water acts as a mirror:
Water has the power to act as a mirror and reflects back images. A DJ should be like this as well, reflecting desirable images of himself upon the women he is interested in. He only shows them things he wants them to see, once again this plays back to being a mystery.
Water is cool and refreshing:
We need water to live, and it provides us with a means of cooling and refreshing ourselves, such as swimming or drinking. A DJ should be a cool and refreshing presence to a woman, so that she will come to him for sustiance when she is thirsty for it, and that she finds that no other man can provide that same refreshment as the DJ can.
Water makes things wet:
What, you can't tell me that a DJ shouldn't make a woman wet?
-Grey Fox
Water is clear and clean:
A DJ's mind should be clean and clear, you do not need doubt, fear, or desperation making your mind murky. A mind clouded with such pollutants will never allow you to find the confidence and skills to pick up the woman of your choosing. When settlers and explores set out upon unknow lands they avioded crossing murky waters whenever possible, one could not tell how deep the water was, or for that matter what was lurking in the water. If you allow your mind to be murky, you will not be able to judge what is the best thing for you to do in a situation. Instead you will jump blindly into a decision, never knowing if you will be way over your head. A DJ who has his thoughts and feelings in order will go far. Further more let me caution you about being blinded by emotion, for that too can cloud up the mind. Emotion can drive us to undertake actions that are not prudent, a fine example is the classic AFC who professes his love to a girl only a week after he knows her. Naturally you should keep your mind clear of anything that would otherwise blind you from doing what is best.
Water can only be displaced, it cannot be destroyed:
Thrust your hand into a bowl of water, the water merely rises and is pushed higher by your hand. Do what you want you will not be able to destory water. Water has the ability to shift into three different states: Solid, Liquid, Gaseous. A DJ would be best advised to emulate and study this aspect of water. Whatever game a woman tosses at you, it will merely displace you. It will not destory you, and try as hard as she might, she will be unable to affect you. For example, she aviods calling you, you respond by following up other numbers and never calling her back. An AFC would be destroyed by this, as he is unable to temporalily shift his position to deal with such a game.
Like water a DJ has three states he can shift between. He can be a challenge, making himself the prize that a woman must win, unexpected and quite novel for the woman feels she has acomplished something when in fact is was the DJ that chose her in the end. The next state is being a mystery, by not revealing yourself and forcing a woman to seek you out, you create greater interest and she will be drawn to you. The third state is the "Master of Games" no true DJ is adverse to playing women against each other, for it was women who first started these folish games, but it is up to men to finish them(As with most things.). Games can take a HB off her pedestal, they can create greater interest, and they boost a DJs confidence in himself.
Water can be powerful:
Is not a wave powerful? Especially a Tsunami, which can wash everything away. Does not the confidence of a DJ and along with his ambition leave a powerful impression upon a person. The moves of a DJ can be powerful enough to send even the most hardened woman swooning. But what is power without control, a DJ cannot simply crash his desires upon a woman like a tidal wave. No he must focus his power like water is focused through a fire hose. The hose directs the water where to go, and can focus its power on a single spot. At times a DJ must focus his skills in a certain area to garuntee sucess. A DJ must be able to fully use the power of sexuality and tempering it with control so that he can focus how he wants that sexuality to be responded too.
Water acts as a mirror:
Water has the power to act as a mirror and reflects back images. A DJ should be like this as well, reflecting desirable images of himself upon the women he is interested in. He only shows them things he wants them to see, once again this plays back to being a mystery.
Water is cool and refreshing:
We need water to live, and it provides us with a means of cooling and refreshing ourselves, such as swimming or drinking. A DJ should be a cool and refreshing presence to a woman, so that she will come to him for sustiance when she is thirsty for it, and that she finds that no other man can provide that same refreshment as the DJ can.
Water makes things wet:
What, you can't tell me that a DJ shouldn't make a woman wet?
-Grey Fox
