When and How did you guys lose your virginity?

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Title of the thread says it all. Maybe I'm just asking this question to make myself feel better about being 22 and not getting any. haha.

Anyway I'd like to know what you guys have to say to the question.
 

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I had to take some girl to some fancy formal thing that my friends hooked me up. We start drinking and next thing I know, I'm pinned down on the bed getting my **** grinder on by this wild animal. It lasted forever because she wouldn't stop.
 

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Damn. 22 and a virgin? Are you gay or something?
 

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Ronaldo7 said:
Damn. 22 and a virgin? Are you gay or something?
No sir. Definitely not gay. I'm just a late bloomer as Mike32ct said. Guess that's what you get when you're overly sheltered by a single mother most of your young life. I got to the game pretty late!
 

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Mike32ct said:
I won't go through my long story, but I think what you'll see here are plenty of cases where the girl more or less seduced the guy. That's how a lot of late bloomers pulled it off including myself.
Agreed. I was set-up by a friend of mine at 21. I had the girl's phone number and we were talking dirty until we decide to meet up at her place. Huge s!ut. Apprently she was the ex of my friend. So we were just chilling in the jacuzzi, sipping some beer. My friend went off to pick up another girl to hang out. Next thing you know, the girl was making out with me :rockon:

But when my friend was back, she acted like nothing happen (apprently she was still in love with my friends... retarded I know)

She threw a little resistance at the end: '' If you are not nicer you are not going to sleep with me'' I was like I don't care, give me a bed to sleep. So she then proceed to say she was kidding and the rest was history...

Give her a few strokes and then I passed out, I'm guessing too much alcohol in the system...
 

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She couldn't have been that in love with him if she slept with you. ha, some of these women make no sense.
 

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I was sat with a woman in my local & told her i like her friend.
She got excited & told her freind who came & sat next to me.

I was 19. We small talked a little. Went back to a party.
We were both drunk. I was useless haha.

I said to her in the bed "Can you give me some directions here" lol
She was suprised & dissapointed. Still got it up though & fuc*ked her.
I was chuffed.

Ended up having a 3 month relationship with her. In the end i found out she was also fuc*ing her ex at the same time.
 

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I put my dingaling inside a girl, and it felt real nice and I figured I should do that more often :D
 

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-Gripz- said:
She couldn't have been that in love with him if she slept with you. ha, some of these women make no sense.
Well, since I had fun with her, I told her that we should definitely meet up another time.

She like: '' No, I still wanna be with my ex so it's not possible''

So I told her: '' So you are telling me while I was inside you, you were thinking about a guy that is next door, trying to f*ck another girl ?''

She like: '' Yes''

At that point I lost it, insulted by telling her she one of the cheap ass disposable cameras that you take 5 pics with and throw it in the garbage afterwards. She was pissed, then she was talking sh!t to my friend and the other girl (behind my back) saying that I was soft and that I couldn't f*ck her properly (well lol, it was my first time, but she doesn't know that, and whiskey d!ck didn't help haha)

Some girls are nuts...
 

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When I was 21, I went on vacation to Spain. I had never even kissed a girl in my life... Anyway, I was in some club one night and this blonde kept giving me eye contact on the dancefloor. I took all my courage and approached her. We ended up dancing and I started kissing her.

Next day, we met in her hotel room and fvcked. I performed terribly and was nervous as hell, I came within two minutes of fvcking, lol.

But I felt king anyway, first kiss ever and first lay ever within 24 hours :up:
 

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Like a real man. Amsterdam at 18.

Doesn't it.
 

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I didn't. I was so fvcking close damn it.
 

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Ok, ok, here's my story...

I was 28.

I met this 26 yo girl from ya hooo per sonals.

We dated for about six weeks. She worked as a drug and alcohol counselor.
We would make out and grind on her bed a lot. She would even moan and say things like, "I want you so bad."

I was STILL so naive I didn't literally know what that meant at the time. I thought it just meant she was very attracted to me, NOT "I want you in me."

I mean I wasn't completely clueless. I knew sex was coming soon, but I was stalling because I was nervous about being a virgin.

Finally, she calls me one night...

HB: Mike, what's your deal?
Mike: huh?
HB: when are we gonna, ya know?
Mike: uhhh i don't know soon i guess

<Mike32ct does not recommend you try this weak sh*t game at home lol. This is only for professional losers lol.>

HB: Well Mike, the first step is admitting you have a PROBLEM (ie virginity). The next step is seeing a professional like me for help." LOL

Mike: haha yep

HB: So, we can do this easy way or the hard way. You come over tonight and F me, or I come over your place and rape you. WHAT'S it GONNA BE?

Mike: <The paranoid engineer does quick calculations of the safety factor. Today is Thursday. She gets her period tomorrow on Friday. Tonight is pretty damn low risk of getting her preg. Plus I have those Tro jan extra strength spermicide condoms I ordered by mail a few weeks ago. Ladies and gentlemen, we've been cleared for departure....>

Mike: Ok, let's get together TONIGHT. Let's figure out where. Not at your house because your parents are home though.

<She's living at home while taking grad classes.>

Mike: Meet me at the xyz motel at 7pm.

HB: Ok awesome.

<Arrive at the xyz motel>

Front Desk guy: Welcome to the xyz motel.

Mike: One room for tonight please.

Front Desk guy: Sure. We are quite busy tonight, but we can accomodate you.

Mike: That's good. Why so busy? <Trying to make conversation to distract my nervousness.>

Front Desk guy: Tonight is prom night.

Mike: <OMG!!!!! I'm gonna be losing my virginity on the same night at the same hotel as couples from their high school prom. I'm like ten or 11 years late. Facepalm to the tenth power. Oh well, better late than never.>

Anyway, get to the room. Bang her like 3 times. It was a really good experience. Easy, no pressure, relaxing, fun, etc.

Then I had to do the "walk of shame" and check out at the front desk TWO HOURS later lol.

Mike: <Standing sideways to avoid eye contact> I'm all set with room xyz. I would like check out.

Mike: <Please don't make any comments about our short stay you creepy mofo lol.>

Front desk guy: certainly sir. Thank you for staying at the xyz motel.

Next day.... I get a call from the chick... (This was before texting. People actually talked on the phone lol.)

HB: Hey hot stuff. How are ya?

Mike: Can't complain hon.

HB: Oh yeah, I got my period today.

Mike: <Playing dumb> Oh ok, that's cool. Well I'm at the gym right now, I'll call you later hon.

Mike: <YESSS! Finally got laid AND with NO consequences. Go Mike, it's your birthday!!!>
 

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I was 17...it was from a cold approach at the Rennassaince Festival in Atlanta, Ga. She was working one of the booths and i chatted her up and got her number...called her up and ended talking about sex and what kind of panties she was wearing and what we would do to each other when we met...i had no real game...nothing that i learned anyways...was just horny as hell, persistent in cold approaching and ****y as hell too.

Her parents drove her to my family's house to spend the weekend with us...weird i know looking back on it...we took a blanket out in the woods because our house was packed with people and we have a lot of land....put the blanket down pretty much ripped off her clothes and licked her entire body up and down and banged the hell out of her for a pretty short duration...20 mins or so with mosquitos biting us.....middle of the summer and hot as hell. Weird because i have only banged one other girl since then in the woods or forrest and that was a plate last year on a mountain trail here in Taiwan. On a separate note, i tried eating her out, but she stunk down there...and it being my first time to ever do that i was thinking to myself OMG i guess all girls smell like rotten fish down there...so that kind of sucked, but the sex was fun.
 

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i fvcked a sheep . :D

dudez virginity only applies to women , men don't have hymens.
this whole virginity thing for men , was and is advertised by non other than the faggot media.

i never heard a man lose his virginity and say "oh i lost some skin from my penis..." get real dudez, i bet half of SS hasn't had sex for at least a year or so.
 

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I lost it when I was about 13 with my dads friends daughter, he always said that she fancied me or something and I wasnt too bothered about it. Until one night there was a party and we went to bed because we were 13 and we just ended up kissing and one thing led to another...

However, I did not start having regular sex until I was 17 when I got a girlfriend so I wouldnt worry about it too much
 

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switch said:
i fvcked a sheep . :D

dudez virginity only applies to women , men don't have hymens.
this whole virginity thing for men , was and is advertised by non other than the faggot media.

i never heard a man lose his virginity and say "oh i lost some skin from my penis..." get real dudez, i bet half of SS hasn't had sex for at least a year or so.
I fvcked a bear :D
 

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switch said:
i fvcked a sheep . :D

dudez virginity only applies to women , men don't have hymens.
this whole virginity thing for men , was and is advertised by non other than the faggot media.

i never heard a man lose his virginity and say "oh i lost some skin from my penis..." get real dudez, i bet half of SS hasn't had sex for at least a year or so.
I'll bet its MORE than half and MORE than a year for them :D
 
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