Funny your reference to the broom. I do this one when I am meeting a chick for the first time in like a bar or restaurant:As above really, be good to all share some C+F comebacks
mines
"Why dont ya get your cute little ass on your broom, fly over mine and sweep my drive"
its a loved one that.......
Fire away
hahaha I love it!! lmfaoI can't remember where I read it but I really like "Send nudes so I know you got home safe. xx". Not sure why but I find it hilarious. It's kinda subversive I guess, dirty and caring.
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.