Funny your reference to the broom. I do this one when I am meeting a chick for the first time in like a bar or restaurant:As above really, be good to all share some C+F comebacks
mines
"Why dont ya get your cute little ass on your broom, fly over mine and sweep my drive"
its a loved one that.......
Fire away
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hahaha I love it!! lmfaoI can't remember where I read it but I really like "Send nudes so I know you got home safe. xx". Not sure why but I find it hilarious. It's kinda subversive I guess, dirty and caring.
Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.
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