What have you done for revenge on ex?
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coolguy676767
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Not that I did this, but taking a **** on their lawn on top of a picture of her would be funny and definiately fufilling, and make for a funny story.
belividere
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My honest opinion, be a man and move on. The satisfaction involved with revenge has a much shorter half life than the satisfaction of knowing your ex will never be with someone as good as you ever again. Spend the time on improving yourself vs. hurting her.
I'm assuming you were in an LTR and got dumped. If that is the case than consider yourself lucky. You aren't stuck with a worthless skank for the rest of your life. You are now free to pursue multiple women and find one who actually qualifies. If anything, based on my experiences, LTR's have taught me as much about what I dont want as they did what I do. God bless experience.
I'm assuming you were in an LTR and got dumped. If that is the case than consider yourself lucky. You aren't stuck with a worthless skank for the rest of your life. You are now free to pursue multiple women and find one who actually qualifies. If anything, based on my experiences, LTR's have taught me as much about what I dont want as they did what I do. God bless experience.
Francisco d'Anconia
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This is very true. Plus it's sad to see a guy give away his self control to his ex. Success is definitely the better way to go.
while i agree with belividere theres something to be said for a fun story to share with the boys.
One me and the boys pulled off was doggie napped her annoying little dog and gave it a dye job. Red and Blue. Good times. That chick definately deserved it, ****ed with me good.
One me and the boys pulled off was doggie napped her annoying little dog and gave it a dye job. Red and Blue. Good times. That chick definately deserved it, ****ed with me good.
WORKEROUTER
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Revenge is for little boys.
Rather than thinking of what kind of revenge you should take, try focusing on things that you will do in the next relationship.
Rather than thinking of what kind of revenge you should take, try focusing on things that you will do in the next relationship.
diplomatic_lies
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I got the best revenge on an ex.
A few months after she dumped me, I bumped into her at a club. The girl on my arm was twice as hot as her.
A few months after she dumped me, I bumped into her at a club. The girl on my arm was twice as hot as her.
Jake-inator
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This is my kind of thread... There's nothing sweeter than revenge.
Ya, ya i'm sadistic and immature... i don't care.
So this is the girl that brought me to this site: We had a couple fights cuz she kept being a gold digger, and always complaining that i don't do enough for her... please we celebrated month anniversaires.
So eventually she decides to break it off with me, for some Mr. Nice Guy telling me that i'm not "nice" enough.
Being the poor AFC sap i was i stuck around hanging out with her and her friends.
Well one night we went to see a movie the four of us... Some guy she hates, me, her and her slutty friend.
I ended up sitting next to her friend during the movie, who kept making passes at me. In the meantime my ex was busy being pissed off at this guy.
Half way through the movie, I started teasing this friend of hers and got some major kino going... with my ex starring at me already pissed off.
Eventually i told the girl to come out with me for a sec... cuz my ex was getting really jelous and we both knew it. She kept starring at us and asking if we're talking about her.
So when we got back, the first thing she says is... "What did you guys do out there?"
I just said nothing with a grin. [Tryin to get her paranoid] Her friend giggled, which pissed her off even more.
She started bit*hing at this point, i don't even remeber what it was.
When the movie was over me and her friend walked out ahead holding hands... and she walked out literally screaming at this guy.
She then decided to go into the bathroom, and the guy walked off.
So i took her friend aside... into a dark corner and we started making out.
She came back looking for us, and boy did she find us. The look on her face when she saw her friend with her arms around me was priceless... I'll never forget it.
Couple of months of drama followed after that, with my ex constantly asking what she did with me.
Ohh yeah and i did hook up with the ex couple times for a booty call thanx to sosuave.com and a bit of jelousy.
The best form of revenge is success with her best friend.
Ya, ya i'm sadistic and immature... i don't care.
So this is the girl that brought me to this site: We had a couple fights cuz she kept being a gold digger, and always complaining that i don't do enough for her... please we celebrated month anniversaires.
So eventually she decides to break it off with me, for some Mr. Nice Guy telling me that i'm not "nice" enough.
Being the poor AFC sap i was i stuck around hanging out with her and her friends.
Well one night we went to see a movie the four of us... Some guy she hates, me, her and her slutty friend.
I ended up sitting next to her friend during the movie, who kept making passes at me. In the meantime my ex was busy being pissed off at this guy.
Half way through the movie, I started teasing this friend of hers and got some major kino going... with my ex starring at me already pissed off.
Eventually i told the girl to come out with me for a sec... cuz my ex was getting really jelous and we both knew it. She kept starring at us and asking if we're talking about her.
So when we got back, the first thing she says is... "What did you guys do out there?"
I just said nothing with a grin. [Tryin to get her paranoid] Her friend giggled, which pissed her off even more.
She started bit*hing at this point, i don't even remeber what it was.
When the movie was over me and her friend walked out ahead holding hands... and she walked out literally screaming at this guy.
She then decided to go into the bathroom, and the guy walked off.
So i took her friend aside... into a dark corner and we started making out.
She came back looking for us, and boy did she find us. The look on her face when she saw her friend with her arms around me was priceless... I'll never forget it.
Couple of months of drama followed after that, with my ex constantly asking what she did with me.
Ohh yeah and i did hook up with the ex couple times for a booty call thanx to sosuave.com and a bit of jelousy.
The best form of revenge is success with her best friend.
lol I did **** on the front seat in an ex's car when I was 17. She always parked her car behind her house and never locked the door. Always lock your doors
She dumped me, so I took a dump in her car. Sounds fair to me
She never found out it was me though. If only I could've seen the look on her face. Good times
themanwithnoname
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those who say success is the best form of revenge are passive, if you seek to redeem yourself and the need for revenge is a must, go for it.
Great stories. I dont see revenge as immature, its getting the last laugh. If you can dish out ****, but cant take any ****, than your a pvssy. I guess going to war with japan was "immature" since it was in spite of revenge.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
So what did the dog do to you in the first place?
Alpine
Master Don Juan
I always thought ex's taking revenge was a female trait.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I thought so too, maybe I wasn't mistaken.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
revange is for litle boys, but I wouldn't mind this ^^^^^
Hired an escort for a party that my ex invited me to -- at her new BF's house. Got a cute, smart, witty, college-age socialite who knocked everybody dead. (I called the escort service and explained the situation and Lordy, did they deliver! "Oh, you want Amy!")
Thing was, we'd only been broken up for two weeks; she left me for the dude. The look on her face when we came through the door was PRICELESS.
Cost me $300 but the night was amazing. She sat on my lap while I played the piano, told jokes, commented on the wine (the guy was a wine snob), and kicked everyone's @ss at Cranium. Then she delivered in the car on the way home -- after which she told me that my ex wasn't worth it.
I still have buddies asking me what ever happened with "Amy."
Thing was, we'd only been broken up for two weeks; she left me for the dude. The look on her face when we came through the door was PRICELESS.
Cost me $300 but the night was amazing. She sat on my lap while I played the piano, told jokes, commented on the wine (the guy was a wine snob), and kicked everyone's @ss at Cranium. Then she delivered in the car on the way home -- after which she told me that my ex wasn't worth it.
I still have buddies asking me what ever happened with "Amy."
My ex is a huge AW she has done some fvcked up sh*t to me and I have also but probably not as bad as what she has done. We are now broken up and she is trying to do stupid as* sh*t now also. I know she is messing around with people I know and probably saying sh*t about me. I want to get back at her so bad. She is an AW and likes my attention most likely. Yea I acted a little AFC to her but I caught myself. To get revenge on her I wanted to say all this messed up stuff to her. But I didn't I figured the best way to get back at her would be to show her that she is immature and show that im the bigger person. I basically cut her out of my life really fast. I changed my number and wont give it to her its kind of funny she was kind of begging for it could tell by her voice. I know it might sound stupid but it cuts her off and lets me live a less stressful life. So in fact I win and she loses.
Lost In Translation
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Inside the mind of a STREET PIMP
**WARNING THE REVENGE TACTIC IN THIS POST COULD GET YOU IN TROUBLE**
*cough*
ok so i came up with an idea awhile ago to get back at an ex.
i never did it because it seemed TOO EASY and TOO CRUEL
i thought to myself, she is a wh0re and i need to let her know she is a wh0re
so my brain started ticking over and i came up with some very nasty ideas ( 30 seconds later )
HOW TO MAKE YOUR EX WHO IS A WH0RE KNOW SHE IS A WH0RE
you take an ad out in the local paper
in the personals sections
in the Escorts section
**NEW IN TOWN**
Sarah friedly escort yada yada yada
her desciption here - 5 foot 11 inches pure amazon temptress yada yada 34 DD yada yada
out calls only yada yada yada
HER MOBILE / CELL phone number HERE
**NOTE** look at the other ads and make her sound like the best deal in town to attract the most phone calls
ok now we have the plan you must cover your tracks to avoid detection
use post office check and mail it in
better yet USE INTERNET wash the money
set up an paypal or whatever account use a bank check or some form of check that doesn't require i.d to pay for the account
in australia you can walk into a bank hand them cash and get a bank check. or Australia post , post office can do it too.
ALL NEWSPAPER ADS CAN NOW BE DONE ON THE INTERNET
**NOTE** do not be an idiot and use your credit card IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT
ok and if you REALLY want to get her back because she will change her cell / mobile number
USE HER WORK NUMBER :yes:
she cannot change that
the company needs that number. it's listed in the phone directory.
on all company merchandise. they will not change it.
BUT what is her boss going to say when all these guys keep ringing up to hire out your ex lol ?
she can protest and claim she is not a hooker
YOU HAVE SEWN THE SEED OF DOUBT in her employers mind
how long before she is out of a job ? on the streets ? a real prostitute ?
plan B is use her parents phone number so her parents think she is a prostitute and disown her
and finally my bad pennys
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ the 'pimp' mentality works today because you are living in a time such that there are an overabundance if hors - this is the Pimps playground!! Pimps and hors go together like bread and butter - they are complementary natures!!! Pimps need hors like hors need pimps!! “
**WARNING THE REVENGE TACTIC IN THIS POST COULD GET YOU IN TROUBLE**
*cough*
ok so i came up with an idea awhile ago to get back at an ex.
i never did it because it seemed TOO EASY and TOO CRUEL
i thought to myself, she is a wh0re and i need to let her know she is a wh0re
so my brain started ticking over and i came up with some very nasty ideas ( 30 seconds later )
HOW TO MAKE YOUR EX WHO IS A WH0RE KNOW SHE IS A WH0RE
you take an ad out in the local paper
in the personals sections
in the Escorts section
**NEW IN TOWN**
Sarah friedly escort yada yada yada
her desciption here - 5 foot 11 inches pure amazon temptress yada yada 34 DD yada yada
out calls only yada yada yada
HER MOBILE / CELL phone number HERE
**NOTE** look at the other ads and make her sound like the best deal in town to attract the most phone calls
ok now we have the plan you must cover your tracks to avoid detection
use post office check and mail it in
better yet USE INTERNET wash the money
set up an paypal or whatever account use a bank check or some form of check that doesn't require i.d to pay for the account
in australia you can walk into a bank hand them cash and get a bank check. or Australia post , post office can do it too.
ALL NEWSPAPER ADS CAN NOW BE DONE ON THE INTERNET
**NOTE** do not be an idiot and use your credit card IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT
ok and if you REALLY want to get her back because she will change her cell / mobile number
USE HER WORK NUMBER :yes:
she cannot change that
the company needs that number. it's listed in the phone directory.
on all company merchandise. they will not change it.
BUT what is her boss going to say when all these guys keep ringing up to hire out your ex lol ?
she can protest and claim she is not a hooker
YOU HAVE SEWN THE SEED OF DOUBT in her employers mind
how long before she is out of a job ? on the streets ? a real prostitute ?
plan B is use her parents phone number so her parents think she is a prostitute and disown her
and finally my bad pennys
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ the 'pimp' mentality works today because you are living in a time such that there are an overabundance if hors - this is the Pimps playground!! Pimps and hors go together like bread and butter - they are complementary natures!!! Pimps need hors like hors need pimps!! “
