What have you done for revenge on ex?

[Fatality]

Originally posted by DJDanny
while i agree with belividere theres something to be said for a fun story to share with the boys.

One me and the boys pulled off was doggie napped her annoying little dog and gave it a dye job. Red and Blue. Good times. That chick definately deserved it, ****ed with me good.

you're an idiot

The chick screwed you over so you messed with her innocent dog. Yeah you told her dip****

 

[School]

Poor innocent, helpless dog...

 

[darthsidious]

i feel anger and evil in this forum.. it makes me strong!!!

REVENGE EVERYTHING YOU WANT, DESTROY THOSE WHO WISH TO DESTROY YOU, CONQUER ALL OR BE CONQUERED YOURSELF!!!

(starts shooting lightning bolts at innocent children in a school bus)

 

[Jake-inator]

Hahah good post Lost in Translation...
I wish i could try that out sometime, but unfortunately i don't think i'm ever gonna get screwed over by a girl again.

Also... what did that poor dog do to you?
You shoulda shaved your ex's hair off or something while she was asleep.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Re: Inside the mind of a STREET PIMP

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
**WARNING THE REVENGE TACTIC IN THIS POST COULD GET YOU IN TROUBLE**

*cough*

ok so i came up with an idea awhile ago to get back at an ex.

i never did it because it seemed TOO EASY and TOO CRUEL


i thought to myself, she is a wh0re and i need to let her know she is a wh0re

so my brain started ticking over and i came up with some very nasty ideas ( 30 seconds later )

HOW TO MAKE YOUR EX WHO IS A WH0RE KNOW SHE IS A WH0RE

you take an ad out in the local paper

in the personals sections

in the Escorts section

**NEW IN TOWN**

Sarah friedly escort yada yada yada

her desciption here - 5 foot 11 inches pure amazon temptress yada yada 34 DD yada yada

out calls only yada yada yada

HER MOBILE / CELL phone number HERE

**NOTE** look at the other ads and make her sound like the best deal in town to attract the most phone calls

ok now we have the plan you must cover your tracks to avoid detection

use post office check and mail it in

better yet USE INTERNET wash the money

set up an paypal or whatever account use a bank check or some form of check that doesn't require i.d to pay for the account

in australia you can walk into a bank hand them cash and get a bank check. or Australia post , post office can do it too.

ALL NEWSPAPER ADS CAN NOW BE DONE ON THE INTERNET

**NOTE** do not be an idiot and use your credit card IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT


ok and if you REALLY want to get her back because she will change her cell / mobile number

USE HER WORK NUMBER :yes:

she cannot change that

the company needs that number. it's listed in the phone directory.

on all company merchandise. they will not change it.

BUT what is her boss going to say when all these guys keep ringing up to hire out your ex lol ?

she can protest and claim she is not a hooker

YOU HAVE SEWN THE SEED OF DOUBT in her employers mind

how long before she is out of a job ? on the streets ? a real prostitute ?

plan B is use her parents phone number so her parents think she is a prostitute and disown her

and finally my bad pennys

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ the 'pimp' mentality works today because you are living in a time such that there are an overabundance if hors - this is the Pimps playground!! Pimps and hors go together like bread and butter - they are complementary natures!!! Pimps need hors like hors need pimps!! “

Good one LIT but I have you beat!!!

I got revenge on my ex by cutting her throat and leaving her for dead!! That is how she became my "ex" -

 

[The Bartender]

revenge = weakness

IMO I know that it may feel good in the short term to "get back" at someone. But in all honesty, your confidence and character will get a boost from not retaliating. She probably expects something honestly.

So instead, do some pimpin', if one happens to be her sister, best friend, mom...so what, you were just doing what you do best.

 

[Jake-inator]

Originally posted by PRL
Good one LIT but I have you beat!!!
I got revenge on my ex by cutting her throat and leaving her for dead!! That is how she became my "ex" -

That's so messed up, its not even funny.
I'm havin some doubts now about busting you outta that mental instituation... you could cut my throat and leave me for dead too.