Read this and die laughing!!!
OK, here is the situation.
I put a small present in a bar where that girl usualy goes out. I told the bartenders to not leave anyone to touch that thing, cause some man will be there after 11 to pick it up.
Present is a small polar bear made of cheramics painted white, with a hole on the back for coins. I made it cause she used to call me a bear. Lol, and i used to call her a miss piggy. Lol again. So i get that great idea of a bear...
I wanted to give her that bear before, but she never seen it, and she told me that she doesn't want it.
Anyway, i told her that i put it somewhere in that bar, and i want to check her is she shy (or is she coward) to find that present in a public place, and to open it to see whats in it.
So, i put some obstacle in front of her telling those bartenders to not leave anyone except 'some man' to take it from there.
But, here come a meaning of all that job.
I told her that i will call her later to see if she is a 'coward' (cz she is telling me that i am a coward, and i know she is the one), and did she see a present?
I'm gonna tell her something like this:
- Do you like a bear?
She will probably say that she likes it (its very cute).
- How much do you like him (1-10)?
She will tell me.
Then i will tell her that she NEVER will get that bear!
HERE i must put some ss pattern about me, cz she used to like me before, and now she is avoiding me.
Does anyone can made a pattern?
Please hurry, cz it will be in a couple of hours...
OK, here is the situation.
I put a small present in a bar where that girl usualy goes out. I told the bartenders to not leave anyone to touch that thing, cause some man will be there after 11 to pick it up.
Present is a small polar bear made of cheramics painted white, with a hole on the back for coins. I made it cause she used to call me a bear. Lol, and i used to call her a miss piggy. Lol again. So i get that great idea of a bear...
I wanted to give her that bear before, but she never seen it, and she told me that she doesn't want it.
Anyway, i told her that i put it somewhere in that bar, and i want to check her is she shy (or is she coward) to find that present in a public place, and to open it to see whats in it.
So, i put some obstacle in front of her telling those bartenders to not leave anyone except 'some man' to take it from there.
But, here come a meaning of all that job.
I told her that i will call her later to see if she is a 'coward' (cz she is telling me that i am a coward, and i know she is the one), and did she see a present?
I'm gonna tell her something like this:
- Do you like a bear?
She will probably say that she likes it (its very cute).
- How much do you like him (1-10)?
She will tell me.
Then i will tell her that she NEVER will get that bear!
HERE i must put some ss pattern about me, cz she used to like me before, and now she is avoiding me.
Does anyone can made a pattern?
Please hurry, cz it will be in a couple of hours...
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