Urgent!

[coin]

Originally posted by SLIKKER_THAN_AVG
Am i the only one here lauging my ass off at this thread?

Nope...

But I think this guy's first language is not English. That may be creating some problems.

That said, his plan doesn't make any sense to me either. wtf?

 

[Duasun]

It's true, my first language is'nt english...

And, of course, i don't know how to explain what i had in mind when started this 'retarded' game...

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Duasun
Fvck the bear!
(It is a real bear?)

She is fvckin shy and affraid of world around her, and she will have a big problem to dig for a fvckin bear when there is a many people in the room...

I must've missed the part where you said WHY she would go digging for a ceramic bear in a bar when 1) she has already TOLD you she doesn't want the bear, and 2) she's nervous in public.

Why not just duct tape her up in your basement and get it over with?

 

[Duasun]

Originally posted by squirrels
I must've missed the part where you said WHY she would go digging for a ceramic bear in a bar when 1) she has already TOLD you she doesn't want the bear, and 2) she's nervous in public.

Why not just duct tape her up in your basement and get it over with?

She likes to be chalenged...
And when you don't want something, maybe you should know wtf it is?

Well, i don't have a fvckin basement, but, i got the point. Maybe u r all right...

 

[Starman]

Dusan are you Japanesee? where are you from?

Im picturing a ceramic Polar Bear with a slot on its ass crack to put in coins..

Yes this thread is hilarious

hahah and even funnier..we have a user here named "coin"

 

[Duasun]

Originally posted by Starman
Dusan are you Japanesee? where are you from?

Im picturing a ceramic Polar Bear with a slot on its ass crack to put in coins..

Yes this thread is hilarious

hahah and even funnier..we have a user here named "coin"

Starman, i just asked for help. If you can't help me, than leave me alone. I'm sorry about my english.

It seems that you are pretty smart. Why do you have to prove your superiority? I believe that you are.

 

[Starman]

I just think its funny..I think you should really go ahead and do it..

I once brought a girl I liked that worked at a bar..a whole chicken

 

[Duasun]

Originally posted by Starman
I just think its funny..I think you should really go ahead and do it..

I once brought a girl I liked that worked at a bar..a whole chicken

Maybe you blew it up cz chicken was stucked in your a$$?

 

[K56Connect]

I laughed at all his other posts, except for the one where he tried to make a joke.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Originally posted by Starman
I just think its funny..I think you should really go ahead and do it..

I once brought a girl I liked that worked at a bar..a whole chicken

I was laughing all the way through this thread, and then Starman puts the icing on the cake!!!!!!!!

Man this is some funny stuff. I'm confused and lmao, all at the same time.

Was it a live chicken? That'd be too funny. What is this guy thinking and Starman, WTF were YOU thinking!!???
I hope you were trying to be funny. I hope she laughed. That was the funniest, most original thing i've ever heard of.

Anyways,
this guy's plan has my brain tied in knots. Why would he leave it at a bar? Why not Mcdonalds, or the Mayors office?
That'd make about as much sense.

Man, I'm still laughing at the chicken remark.

Thanx, I neede this.

The Bad Ass Canadian

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

Starman you b@stard, i thought i was over this thread i log on a few hours later and im LMAO all over again..

Duasun, its all in good fun my friend. Your english is good by the way.

 

[Starman]

heh this was in my pre-DJ days..I had a crush on a chick at this restaurant/bar..she kept giving me free drinks..and wouldnt let me tip her..

so 2 weeks later I came in with some flowers, a rotiserrie chicken(the place was called WISHBONE), and some candy machine jewlery..She thought it was funny..and my friends were crackin up..

Here is the chicken

http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/beer.butt.chicken.lowering.jpg

 

[Knicknack]

i have never laughed so loud by myself. thanks to duasan and starman for that. omg i had tears in my eyes.

now to get "serious"... can someone please explain what the bar has to do with the ceramic bear????

 

[iqqi]

Originally posted by SLIKKER_THAN_AVG
Am i the only one here lauging my ass off at this thread?

no!

hahhaahahahahhaa

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

Iqqi, i read this thread this afternoon, and i can tell you, its been MONTHS since ive laughed that hard by myself in the office..my stomach hurts just thinking about it.

 

[iqqi]

he's just so...so...so...

CUTE!

hahahhhahahahha

 

[Starman]

The funny thing is .. the poor chap was pressed for time! he needed advice before she found the Bear

I can only imagine the bar workers there..and this guy secretly hiding a bear and telling them NO TOUCHY! THE CERAMIC BEAR! ITS NOT FOR YOU!

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

I think tamales would like this one, I remember a while ago she was lauhging at another foreign post.

Anyways..its easy to envision all this, think of a girl..in a bar..smoky haze filling the room, people talking music playing...and going up and down the bar..quietly repeating to herself the phrase "must find bear..must find bear"

Anyways..like i said..the guy is doing good in his english..far better than i have been at Thai, Portugese, which i tried to learn when i visited those countries...theres just something about this thread that tickles the funny bone...good times

 

[Kibblez'n'Bitz]

It's true, my first language is'nt english...

I think I can help.. Are you by chance of Yugoslav nationality, as your name/alias sounds like 'Dusan' which is a yugoslav name and I happen to have a similar name/nationality as my ethnic background..

This thread is indeed weird but I could probably help 'translate' lol

 

[Starman]

'Duasun' is Japanese for 'Don Juan'

see this if you dont believe me

http://webpages.charter.net/dromenesko/chinese.jpg