Ugly Girls, Flakes, Nut Jobs and Everything in Between.

[Sapiens]

Sapiens: <To HB7.65> "Hey, how are you?"
HB7.65:"Who the h3ll are you?" <Nasty look>
Sapiens:<Smile> "Satan, and you?"
HB7.65: "Not interested!" <Walking away>
Sapiens: "Well, I shall see you soon enough at home!"
HB7.65: <Shoots middle finger as walking away>

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Sapiens: <Bored, waiting for train>
UG3:<Walks into station, in nice stilleto heels>
Sapiens: <Smile> "Hi, how are you"
UG3: "Fvck off Azz hole"
Sapiens: <Smile> "Who p!ssed on your fruitloops this morning!"

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Sapiens: <Standing in line at Starbucks>
HB8.71:<Standing in front of Sapiens, BH8.71 Has long brunette hair to the middle of her back>
Sapiens: "I love your hair, it must be lots of work to keep it that long!"
HB8.71:<Smiling> "I was raised in an Amish farm in Pennsylvania"
Sapiens: "Really?"
HB8.71: "Yeah, my dad was a chemist, we didn't have indoor plumbing and it really suck in the winter!"
Sapiens: "No way? Really!"
HB8.71: "My bra is really unconfortable."
Sapiens: <Moving away> "Umm, I forgot to water my cactus, bye"

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Sapiens: <At industry get together afterparty>"Hello, having fun yet?"
HB8.69: "I am easy and give good head."
Sapiens: "Wow, good for you."

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and many of these:

Sapiens: <Smile> "Hi, how are you or how is it going"
AnyHB:"Good yourself"
Sapiens: "Excellent, can't complain."

AnyHB: "So, what do you do?"
Sapiens: "I sell Ice and Refrigerators to Eskimos."; "I sell corn to farmers."; "I sell petroleum to Saudis"; "I am an unemployed janitor at the crackhouse of 5th and 3rd"; " I sell ladies shoes."; "Head of manufacturing at a sperm bank".......

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And if you are in the field long enough, bizarre things start to happen:

Sapiens: <Aimlessly browsing through a clothing store>
HB8.01 about 19-20yr/old: <Smile> “You know, you are cute for an old guy.”
Sapiens: <Smile> “Why thank you, that is very kind of you to say.”
HB8.01: “Would you like to be my boyfriend?”
Sapiens: <Smelling probably a setup> “You are cute yourself, unfortunately, I am married.”
HB8.01: “Oh, that’s okay, I am not the jealous type”

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Yes, lots of experince in the field. Nothing original as you can see, just stuff I learned from you guys.

-Sapiens

 

[Versace]

Dude, why didn't you keep talking to that chick that said she gives good head?

 

[Sapiens]

Originally posted by Versace
Dude, why didn't you keep talking to that chick that said she gives good head?

LOL, Dude, get in the field so you can find out.

-Sapiens

 

[bbestar]

I was at the club last night and befriended a marine, who just came back for iraq... Good guy... tried to help me sarge too...

He approached a 2set and they told him off.. like get away from me go to the dancefloor or something... He didn't care..

but I was real upset...
Like a friken insult

He fights for freedom in the front lines, so that people like them can go to clubs like that.

makes me mad :box:

 

[DaKidS3]

Dude, whats with your number system?

 

[Sapiens]

Originally posted by DaKidS3
Dude, whats with your number system?

:crackup: Dude, you take this shyt way too seriously. Don't you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Make your own...!

:crackup:

-Sapiens

 

[Sapiens]

Originally posted by Sicarius
Bro, you try too ****ing hard. Ice to eskimos, oil to saudis.. wtf.

You gotta roll naturally, not be like CF CF CF all the time. Its not natural.

Wow, thanks for the tip.

 

[Sapiens]

Originally posted by Sicarius
Cuz girls get approached 20x a day, dumbass, and sometimes they really are not interested in your ass; they're tired; they wanna go somewhere.

:moon:

 

[lebRambo]

Originally posted by bbestar
He fights for freedom in the front lines, so that people like them can go to clubs like that.

yeah, THATS why he went to iraq.

 

[Lost In Translation]

great post Sapiens :crackup:

your humour and wit are sharp as a tack

what was wrong with the Amish chick ?


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Sapiens]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
great post Sapiens :crackup:

your humour and wit are sharp as a tack

what was wrong with the Amish chick ?


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Lost in Translation

The Amish chick was just weird, it felt weird, as I am sure you have experienced. In the field it is a free for all, you never know who you might meet.

The lines related to being asked about what I do for a living, I use on older women whom are only looking for a Beta provider.

Thanks for the good words.

Cheers,

-Sapiens

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by Sapiens
The Amish chick was just weird, it felt weird, as I am sure you have experienced. In the field it is a free for all, you never know who you might meet

It was unatural flow of conversation, she was shooting her mouth without thinking much. she was trying to C&F you back unsuccesfuly almost being sarcastic (she grow up on an Amish farm and her dad was a chemist and she didn't have indoor plumping and it sucked in the winter...... so how is that relates to her hair??). Sounds like someone forgot to take their medication today.

I am willing to bet she was either crazy or stripper/ prostitute. She wanted to cut the bullsh1t and get right down to business either to turn you off really fast or turn you on really fast.

DjDamage

 

[spider_007]

:crackup: @ Sapiens

it takes all kinds bro, sounds like tons of fun